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by Softball Bat
Sat Aug 26, 2017 3:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We believe you!
Replies: 7
Views: 283

Re: We believe you!

So you're one of those conspiracy theorists who doesn't believe there's gold in Fort Knox? Not quite as totally whack as the flat earth business, I suppose. The Treasury Sec rolls in to Fort Knox, looks around and comes back out to post on Twatter that al is well with the gold there? LMAO! #Lemmings
by Softball Bat
Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump Rally in AZ
Replies: 97
Views: 4739

Re: Trump Rally in AZ

Barry's _residency is over, 88. Desperate conservatives put trust in Don when he routinely spewed his con-man bullshit about Mexico paying for the wall. While he flashed his free masonic hand signs all over the place. lol You (all the .net dumbshits) were told all of this. You fucked up. You trusted...
by Softball Bat
Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We believe you!
Replies: 7
Views: 283

We believe you!

Sincerely, Lemmings https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/800371128094990336/qKH1fi_-_normal.jpg Steven Mnuchin @stevenmnuchin1 Thanks to @usmint staff for hosting at #FortKnox #USBD. First @USTreasury Secretary to visit since John Snyder in 1948. Glad gold is safe ! 5:19 AM - Aug 22, 2017
by Softball Bat
Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Vacation
Replies: 47
Views: 1263

Re: Vacation

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Shit Wagon??


:)



RIP








Good pics, Bri.
by Softball Bat
Thu Aug 24, 2017 4:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump Rally in AZ
Replies: 97
Views: 4739

Re: Trump Rally in AZ

Trump rallies are truly pathetic spectacles. If a president is out having a rally when it's not campaign season it is a sure sign that there is something VERY VERY wrong. Cartoon presidency. Not IN. All high profile media outlets are propaganda. Once upon a time there used to be an editorial column ...
by Softball Bat
Sat Aug 19, 2017 12:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse
Replies: 90
Views: 8887

Re: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse

Interesting video.
And they talked about August 21, 2017!









A world of peace on August 21, 2017?

Hmmmm...




:|
by Softball Bat
Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call out to Popfaggot
Replies: 21
Views: 1152

Re: Call out to Popfaggot

IB wrote:Is that like "It's not rape if you're too passed out to say 'No'?"
I think that was Bill Cosby's trick, wasn't it?

Hey, she didn't say no.


I wouldn't say we were really men then, Annie.
Just dumb college kids.

I didn't steal anything.
Just an observer.
by Softball Bat
Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse
Replies: 90
Views: 8887

Re: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse

During the eclipse, keep pets indoors... with the blinds closed.









:)
by Softball Bat
Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse
Replies: 90
Views: 8887

Re: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse

Just more evidence that evolution is bullshit, Py.

Man is always regressing.

Even on this board.

Next thing you know there will be a bird watching thread.




Wait...
by Softball Bat
Fri Aug 18, 2017 7:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call out to Popfaggot
Replies: 21
Views: 1152

Re: Call out to Popfaggot

Yeah, he was too baked to know he was being murdered, so it wan't really murder. Reminds me of a poker night many years ago. The host that night got plastered as he played poker with the rest of the boys. He actually had an alright night. Was up a few bills. But at the end of the night has was so ou...
by Softball Bat
Fri Aug 18, 2017 2:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1429
Views: 532634

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

And she didn't even peg anyone in the 'nads...









RACK!
by Softball Bat
Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse
Replies: 90
Views: 8887

Re: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse

Btw, eclipse Monday happens to be a -----> new moon. :shock:

Does that give you a creepy feeling?


Image

http://www.moongiant.com/phase/8/21/2017



by Softball Bat
Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse
Replies: 90
Views: 8887

Re: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse

Lefty, the sun is not a flashlight. But for what it's worth... http://www.jobacle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/flashlight_beam.jpg If you put a garbage can lid up close to that flashlight, the amount of the lid covered in light would be less than it would be if the lid were moved further away. The...
by Softball Bat
Thu Aug 17, 2017 4:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse
Replies: 90
Views: 8887

Re: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse

As you say do some research yourself. Place a dinner plate on a table. The plate represents the flat earth. The. Take a flashlight and shine it at the dinner plate in a way that part of the plate is not receiving any light from the flashlight but other parts are. This is impossible to do. Even more...
by Softball Bat
Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse
Replies: 90
Views: 8887

Re: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse

Sunsets are simple and obvious.

We are not moving.
And water is flat.

These are basics.

Oh well.



Research is fun.
Do your own.


... or not.
by Softball Bat
Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Remember when this was considered crazy?
Replies: 38
Views: 2348

Re: Remember when this was considered crazy?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Image
LMAO!
by Softball Bat
Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse
Replies: 90
Views: 8887

Re: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse

A solar eclipse is not hard to explain.

A lunar eclipse is more tricky.
I'm still working on it.




Image
by Softball Bat
Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1429
Views: 532634

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

I've been LOLing at this for three days now. Laughter is so good for your body and soul -- so I felt I should share it with the class. I will probably repent, LTard, because yes, on one level it just isn't kool for a Jewish Princess to run roughshod on a poor gentile this way, but... For now I just ...
by Softball Bat
Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Remember when this was considered crazy?
Replies: 38
Views: 2348

Re: Remember when this was considered crazy?

Begin erecting new statues in honor of human beings who are making positive contributions in this generation. https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b7/08/19/b70819ac1f2db0a9256b276fb66e128e--bob-s-diners.jpg haha! RACK! http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/content/Image/09-26-2008/Jimmy-Johnson2.jpg
by Softball Bat
Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Remember when this was considered crazy?
Replies: 38
Views: 2348

Re: Remember when this was considered crazy?

Bring every U.S. statue -----> DOWN. Most of the monuments meant something to people of a past generation(s). You know, back when people were still sort of... stupid . Nobody knows or cares who these people were any longer. And we are a lot smarter now. It's clearly time to reboot. Begin erecting ne...
by Softball Bat
Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I just saw the bizarro poptard on....
Replies: 8
Views: 232

Re: I just saw the bizarro poptard on....

smackaholic wrote:She babbled on how she was a new yawkuh and said she had walked across this bridge the Verrazano narrows, many times and that it was so long, you could see the curvature of the earf.
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by Softball Bat
Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ANTIFA hit-and-run
Replies: 183
Views: 7851

Re: ANTIFA hit-and-run

Joe wrote:The only thing this pos will be found not guilty of in 2018 is having sex with a woman. Kinda like pickle and his many drag queens.

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by Softball Bat
Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call out to Popfaggot
Replies: 21
Views: 1152

Re: Call out to Popfaggot

Stan wrote:So answer my question. Are the STones playing for real or lip syncing....
It looks fake, Stan.

Brian Jones' flute playing gives it away, imo.

He's too baked, per norm.
by Softball Bat
Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call out to Popfaggot
Replies: 21
Views: 1152

Re: Call out to Popfaggot

Thanks.
I've always thought to myself that if there is a true scholar amongst the clones, it is you, Stan.
by Softball Bat
Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call out to Popfaggot
Replies: 21
Views: 1152

Re: Call out to Popfaggot

Stanley wrote:Brian Johnson died
So sad that Mick had to redrum him.

Oh well.
He had to go.

Just like Jimi Hend, Jim Morr,Janis Jop and Princess.



by Softball Bat
Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ANTIFA hit-and-run
Replies: 183
Views: 7851

Re: ANTIFA hit-and-run

Dangerous nutters come in both the R and D flavor.

C'mon, folks.






RACK me for post #100, btw.
by Softball Bat
Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ... and he was eating a banana
Replies: 7
Views: 261

Re: ... and he was eating a banana

Personally, I don't even blame Lynch, Kaepernick, or whoever decides to sit. If they are rolling on their personal time, fine, sit down. I couldn't care less. I blame the TEAM and/or the league. This is not solo time. These are team employees on company time. Teams make their employees do all kinds ...
by Softball Bat
Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well, Glen Campbell died this week...
Replies: 17
Views: 382

Re: Well, Glen Campbell died this week...

would you play Alice straight up, $500 per hole?...
I would pay to see that.
by Softball Bat
Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ... and he was eating a banana
Replies: 7
Views: 261

... and he was eating a banana

https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/896727093991673857/lmlrHl8e?format=jpg&name=600x314 Raiders/Cardinals preseason tilt. Marshawn Lynch sits out the national anthem. :meds: NFL teams require certain behavior from (employees) players on a daily basis. Dress code for travel, curfews, behavior at publ...
by Softball Bat
Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse
Replies: 90
Views: 8887

Re: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse

What the eclipse will look like from your location...


http://time.com/4882923/total-solar-ecl ... aces-view/


Click
Enter your zip
Watch in amazement!
by Softball Bat
Sun Aug 13, 2017 11:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ANTIFA hit-and-run
Replies: 183
Views: 7851

Re: ANTIFA hit-and-run

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by Softball Bat
Sun Aug 13, 2017 6:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In his dome
Replies: 138
Views: 11512

Re: In his dome

Unemployment is solid, unemployment among balcks is at a 20 year low. For the past couple/few years, every time Don was asked about the employment numbers he said they were bogus. Now that he's in office, they are right? The markets are kicking ass. What goes up, must come down... SFEewD4EVwU
by Softball Bat
Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In his dome
Replies: 138
Views: 11512

Re: In his dome

You know, this is between you and I... :doh: Speaker phone and -----> world wide web. vuLhCB3yq6k You don't TALK like they talk. You can't do that. You can't do that with people like us. :meds: And earlier in the day Don had also said that if f@t boy merely said anything threatening, he would be in...