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by Donald Trump
Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: *ALERT*
Replies: 18
Views: 1206

Re: *ALERT*

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Trump doesn't read this forum.
The hell I don't.
by Donald Trump
Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's official--Trump posts here
Replies: 146
Views: 9341

Re: It's official--Trump posts here

IN.
by Donald Trump
Sun May 08, 2016 4:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Mother's Day!
Replies: 0
Views: 1108

Happy Mother's Day!

I just plowed through three chapters of "Politics for Dummies" and wanted to take a break to wish all the lovely ladies out there a Happy Mother's Day. Keep doing what you do best: spreading your legs and making sandwiches. Except that fat pig Rosie O'Donnell. That lard ass can gargle my b...
by Donald Trump
Sun May 08, 2016 4:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cruz Quits
Replies: 34
Views: 3427

Re: Cruz Quits

Dude, if you want details, get off your lazy ass and read 'em https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions This guy gets it. I don't see the need to explain my policies to the media when it's all right there in print on my website. I've got it set as my homepage in case I forget my own ideas. If you're t...
by Donald Trump
Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's just make a few things clear
Replies: 24
Views: 1988

Re: Let's just make a few things clear

Goober McTuber wrote:Die, shit troll.
It's beneath me to disrespect senior citizens, so I'm going to bite my tongue. That said, fuck Bernie Sanders.
by Donald Trump
Wed Apr 13, 2016 7:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's just make a few things clear
Replies: 24
Views: 1988

Re: Let's just make a few things clear

Horrible shit troll Listen, as soon as you cast your vote for The Donald you're dead to me. I care about the dingleberries I wipe from my ass with $100 dollar bills more than I care about you middle class losers. Just do your part to get me in office then I'll forget about you faster than I forgot ...
by Donald Trump
Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's just make a few things clear
Replies: 24
Views: 1988

Re: Let's just make a few things clear

Shit is getting real here at T1B. Who will you nominate to be your running mate? Dan J? Sick Fuck? I'm not familiar with those people but they sound like huge losers. I'm not sure there's a human being on the planet worthy of being my running mate. That's why I'm working with scientists to clone an...
by Donald Trump
Sat Apr 09, 2016 5:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's just make a few things clear
Replies: 24
Views: 1988

Let's just make a few things clear

My advisors told me to start working the message board circuit, so here I am. First off, let me just say anybody who doesn't vote for me is a loser. The vast majority who plan to vote for me are also losers. Losers with sense. I have to be honest with you people. If I had my way, I'd round up every ...