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- Fri Mar 04, 2016 8:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fracking Runs Into A Wall (and dies)
- Replies: 57
- Views: 1200
Re: Fracking Runs Into A Wall (and dies)
Facts be damned Mikey, it is still the fault of those picnic table cloth wearing Saudi's.
- Fri Mar 04, 2016 4:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hi. I'm new here.
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1902
Re: Hi. I'm new here.
You really should try to engage your brain before you mash the submit button.Screw_Michigan wrote: Do you like posing for photos in women's underwear?
- Fri Mar 04, 2016 4:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fracking Runs Into A Wall (and dies)
- Replies: 57
- Views: 1200
Re: Fracking Runs Into A Wall (and dies)
Bullshit. Fracking is a large part of the reason that oil prices have dropped so precipitously. Google "Law of Supply and Demand." Huhh? I thought it had more to do with the Saudi's keeping their spigots wide open to push the cost down in an attempt to make it economically unfeasible for ...
- Fri Feb 26, 2016 9:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What cartoon charachter
- Replies: 13
- Views: 756
Re: What cartoon charachter
smackaholic wrote: Carson- Fukk, I dunno. Is there a really smart black cartoon character?
![Image](http://www.peanuts.com/wp-content/themes/desktop-theme-peanuts/images/characters/round/franklin.png)
Franklin?
- Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) Take a short break from the Politics (!)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1397
Re: Take a short break from the Politics
True.. but I'll raise you that lovely, undoubtedly... well-worn gal has a cod with a bigger mouth than the bass in her hand. I could be wrong, but those store-bought fun bags will most likely get bigger as she moves on to the next benefactor and age starts kicking her ass. Keep her away from the ca...
- Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) Take a short break from the Politics (!)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1397
Re: Take a short break from the Politics
Nah, my wife is much lovelier IMHO.Screw_Michigan wrote:Is that your OL?
- Mon Feb 22, 2016 7:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) Take a short break from the Politics (!)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1397
(!) Take a short break from the Politics (!)
![Image](http://griffinsguide.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2015/01/sanvic_vaillmb.jpeg)
I was looking for some information on a particular Dam and came across these picture, Damn!
Discuss
- Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 25 Year Anniversary - Shakes The Clown
- Replies: 18
- Views: 599
Re: 25 Year Anniversary - Shakes The Clown
" I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come They got some crazy little women there, and I'm gonna get me one I'm gonna be standing on the corner, of Twelfth Street and Vine I'm gonna be standing on the corner, of Twelfth Street and Vine ...
- Thu Feb 18, 2016 7:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 25 Year Anniversary - Shakes The Clown
- Replies: 18
- Views: 599
Re: 25 Year Anniversary - Shakes The Clown
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Nice intelligible garbage, keyboard masher.
pulling testes into your mouth with the muscles of your lips and tongue again are you?
- Thu Feb 18, 2016 1:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 25 Year Anniversary - Shakes The Clown
- Replies: 18
- Views: 599
Re: 25 Year Anniversary - Shakes The Clown
No shit, no Tom Hanks movies.88 wrote:
And that list is fucked. Where is Animal House? Where is Goodfellas? Where is Full Metal Jacket? Where is The Big Lebowski?
sin
Jizz Mopper
Yes, a stupid fucking list. #31 WTF
To add to your missing flicks, Where is The Outlaw Josey Wales?
- Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump is blowing up
- Replies: 165
- Views: 10509
Re: Trump is blowing up
Helluva Defensive Tackle, but he stroked out in 2010, why you suggesting him 'Spray?
- Tue Feb 16, 2016 11:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: We're Saved!! (for now)
- Replies: 37
- Views: 655
Re: We're Saved!! (for now)
the county's presiding judge, Cinderella Guevara
Pray for her.
- Fri Feb 12, 2016 8:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Raccoon Story (very long - sorry) and LTSTRN2 Hungus Bet
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1248
Re: Raccoon Story (very long - sorry)
You need to write a book, "Bob's in My Life" or something or other, Coon-Bob, Gelatinous-Bob... I had a family of 'coons living under my house for about a month a couple of years ago. On their last night in a drunken frenzy I was able to catch three of the babies with 5-gallon HD buckets. ...
- Fri Feb 05, 2016 7:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Smackaholic....Your Thoughts?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 274
Re: Smackaholic....Your Thoughts?
You don't even have to worry if the pilot is a complete tard ... well your wife probably still does.Left Seater wrote: So, with Clear and Global Entry I can leave the country and return and never have to deal with a human.
- Thu Feb 04, 2016 6:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Official T1B Election Thread
- Replies: 104
- Views: 2022
Re: The Official T1B Election Thread
For anyone paying close attention, the results from last night should tell you who the big winner really is: Marco Rubio. Becuase he met expectations? He was polling 3rd and finished 3rd. I suspect more of the hangers on will cut out pretty quick after NH since Rand folded up his tent. Trump had hi...
- Tue Feb 02, 2016 5:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ranking Greatest Super Bowl Champs
- Replies: 18
- Views: 555
Re: Ranking Greatest Super Bowl Champs
FUCK YOU SCOTT*,
Old Fucks on the verge of Depends dependency don't have a monopoly on being assholes.
*just picking up the slack for Pah Tah, i'm not really grumpy, life has been pretty good lately, same for you?
Old Fucks on the verge of Depends dependency don't have a monopoly on being assholes.
*just picking up the slack for Pah Tah, i'm not really grumpy, life has been pretty good lately, same for you?
- Sat Jan 23, 2016 6:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Gridlock in DC
- Replies: 62
- Views: 4844
Re: Gridlock in DC
Call me a weather pussy, but I am not a dumbass living in an area that this is a concern. Sure there is alot of stupid... Why has nobody gone yard on this yet? Are we so old, bored and feeble that we allow this to pass unhindered? I saw this early this morning and was quite sure some dickhead would...
- Fri Jan 22, 2016 7:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Gridlock in DC
- Replies: 62
- Views: 4844
Re: Gridlock in DC
Call me a weather pussy, but I am not a dumbass living in an area that this is a concern. Sure there is alot of stupid man made political shit to negotiate, but fuck all if I am going to deal with snow, ice and other bitch slaps mother nature wants to pile on. If the temps drop below 64 I put on a s...
- Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1453
- Views: 537743
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Maybe it was Jim Beam ads I was thinking of but that is beside the point. The need for more scantly clad hotties in provocative poses is the important issue here.
- Thu Jan 21, 2016 5:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1453
- Views: 537743
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
I saw one that was very similar recently, forgot what channel it was on.
A clear ripoff from the Carl's Jr. marketing genre, which is not a bad thing. More advertisers should follow suit.
A clear ripoff from the Carl's Jr. marketing genre, which is not a bad thing. More advertisers should follow suit.
- Tue Jan 19, 2016 11:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Woot Woot - Not just nice weather we lead the country in.
- Replies: 6
- Views: 169
Re: Woot Woot - Not just nice weather we lead the country in
With the new Squatty Potty I was all done with business and didn't read the entire article.Dinsdale wrote:Not that I don't appreciate the effort San Diegans have put in, but I'm not sure how #16 "leads the nation."
- Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Woot Woot - Not just nice weather we lead the country in.
- Replies: 6
- Views: 169
Woot Woot - Not just nice weather we lead the country in.
I'm surprised Mikey wasn't all over this one pimping San Diego. County gonorrhea spike outstrips national trend "Local cases of gonorrhea have increased by nearly 70 percent since 2010, according to the report, while nationwide cases grew by 13 percent ." Gotta give props to them HO MO sex...
- Mon Jan 18, 2016 7:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Squatty Potty
- Replies: 9
- Views: 370
Re: The Squatty Potty
I guess my kids bought me one for Christmas as a joke, but it was on back order and did not come in until last week. They surprised me with it last night after our Sunday family meal. Went in this morning to give it a try. Settled down on the pot, set my feet up on the stool and boom. I immediately ...
- Wed Jan 13, 2016 8:55 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Rams are going back to LA
- Replies: 25
- Views: 4133
Re: Rams are going back to LA
Pretty funny to see Dean Spanos get bitch slapped in the process. I have no idea what it was like in St. Louis but Spanos seemed to be waging a scorched earth policy in San Diego for the better part of last year and now he has to come crawling back to San Diego or exercise some pretty crappy options...
- Mon Jan 11, 2016 7:48 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Chiefs vs Texans
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1146
Re: Chiefs vs Texans
Houston's defense is 10x better than that atrocity they had on the field in week 1 against KC. Rahim Moore sucked, Vince Wilfork is being rotated more often, and Andre Hal is one of the best young safeties in the league since replacing Moore. Travis Kelce needs to be accounted for and I think Houst...
- Sat Jan 09, 2016 3:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Can Opener
- Replies: 7
- Views: 242
Re: The Can Opener
Aging and out of date infrastructure but it looks like adequate signage. How about the drivers know exactly how much clearance their rigs need before they get behind the wheel.
- Wed Jan 06, 2016 6:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 1955 Chevy with V-12
- Replies: 18
- Views: 288
Re: 1955 Chevy with V-12
Last Saturday returning from the Depot of Home with a couple sheets of 1/2" plywood on the top of an '04 Toyota Sienna Swagger Wagon I pulled next to a nice looking Maserati at a red light. I looked over at the dude and started revving my engine. He looked over and flashed a smarmy grin. I got ...
- Wed Jan 06, 2016 5:08 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's Ana Ng's birthday
- Replies: 18
- Views: 658
Re: It's Ana Ng's birthday
Since there has been no news of breast cancer or other horrific accidents I will go out on a limb here and assume that they are still spectacular.
- Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:04 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Five Burning Questions 2015: Your Team
- Replies: 9
- Views: 703
Re: Five Burning Questions 2015: Your Team
1) With the Chargers sucking shit all season do they think they will have a fan base in Los Angeles? That is Dodger, Laker and King country, they wont give a flying fuck about a inept Charger team run by Dean Spanos. 2) Ownership shit all over the local fanbase to protect their supposed "20%&qu...
- Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What happened to poptart?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1849
Re: What happened to poptart?
I think he got to taking this place too seriously...
- Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Went to the HS football awards banquet tonight
- Replies: 41
- Views: 4089
Re: Went to the HS football awards banquet tonight
Is reading a problem for you? Not really. Scott pretty much covered it but I will add my two cents. Based on that answer you are indeed acknowledging that you are sniveling pussy. Oh my, big bad Scotty is a meany and is abusing his admin authority. You do realize this is a private message board on ...
- Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hey Gang!
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1120
Re: Hey Gang!
Sounds like a bunch of hand wringing and pearl clutching. Fucking Pussies.
- Fri Nov 20, 2015 12:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Went to the HS football awards banquet tonight
- Replies: 41
- Views: 4089
Re: Went to the HS football awards banquet tonight
What are you crying about now?
- Thu Nov 19, 2015 5:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Went to the HS football awards banquet tonight
- Replies: 41
- Views: 4089
Re: Went to the HS football awards banquet tonight
Poptart, you are a fucking moron.
- Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wags, Do Yourself a Favor
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1673
Re: Wags, Do Yourself a Favor
You wouldn't think that was funny if you knew someone that had been kicked in the face by Patrick Swayze.
awwww fuck, who am I kidding? if knew someone that had been kicked in the face by Patrick Swayze I would be an asshole and never let them forget it.
awwww fuck, who am I kidding? if knew someone that had been kicked in the face by Patrick Swayze I would be an asshole and never let them forget it.
- Wed Nov 18, 2015 3:31 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
- Replies: 356
- Views: 66092
Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
Well that's it. I guess i've been runnned, shit it is not even 9:18 or what ever time it was that Pooptart took out the trash.poptart wrote:There is no point in pursuing discussion with people (Duncedale, a'dad, LS, 88, mv, suckaholic, etc.) who deny basic math reality.
#denial
- Tue Nov 17, 2015 9:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I side with
- Replies: 31
- Views: 4223
Re: I side with
Probably not much, you are old and live in Florida. I suspect you will just misread the ballot.Wolfman wrote:Wonder what changes I'd have to make to get say Ted Cruz or Ben Carson.
Dohh, sorry WM that just came out.
89% for Rubio and 86% to Cruz. Hell even came in with a respectable 85% for tD.
- Tue Nov 17, 2015 7:43 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
- Replies: 356
- Views: 66092
Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
There is a very basic error in Pops diagram and the one sale just posted. Both are using a right angle between the radius of the earth and the tangent point on the surface of the earth. This makes the math much easier. Our line of site though isn't the tangent point nor is our vision only a line. I...
- Sun Nov 15, 2015 8:54 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
- Replies: 356
- Views: 66092
Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
I'm just trying to establish some fundamentals here.poptart wrote:h
10 ft of curvature in 15 miles
- Dunce
What does that mean? You do not seem to understand what the units and/or definition of curvature is.
- Sun Nov 15, 2015 8:45 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
- Replies: 356
- Views: 66092
Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
Poptart, are you still making this claim?
"The rate of curvature on a sphere COMPOUNDS."
A simple yes or no answer will suffice.
"The rate of curvature on a sphere COMPOUNDS."
A simple yes or no answer will suffice.