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by atmdad
Fri Mar 04, 2016 8:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fracking Runs Into A Wall (and dies)
Replies: 57
Views: 1200

Re: Fracking Runs Into A Wall (and dies)

Facts be damned Mikey, it is still the fault of those picnic table cloth wearing Saudi's.
by atmdad
Fri Mar 04, 2016 4:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi. I'm new here.
Replies: 8
Views: 1902

Re: Hi. I'm new here.

Screw_Michigan wrote: Do you like posing for photos in women's underwear?
You really should try to engage your brain before you mash the submit button.
by atmdad
Fri Mar 04, 2016 4:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fracking Runs Into A Wall (and dies)
Replies: 57
Views: 1200

Re: Fracking Runs Into A Wall (and dies)

Bullshit. Fracking is a large part of the reason that oil prices have dropped so precipitously. Google "Law of Supply and Demand." Huhh? I thought it had more to do with the Saudi's keeping their spigots wide open to push the cost down in an attempt to make it economically unfeasible for ...
by atmdad
Fri Feb 26, 2016 9:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What cartoon charachter
Replies: 13
Views: 756

Re: What cartoon charachter

smackaholic wrote: Carson- Fukk, I dunno. Is there a really smart black cartoon character?
Image

Franklin?
by atmdad
Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Take a short break from the Politics (!)
Replies: 19
Views: 1397

Re: Take a short break from the Politics

True.. but I'll raise you that lovely, undoubtedly... well-worn gal has a cod with a bigger mouth than the bass in her hand. I could be wrong, but those store-bought fun bags will most likely get bigger as she moves on to the next benefactor and age starts kicking her ass. Keep her away from the ca...
by atmdad
Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Take a short break from the Politics (!)
Replies: 19
Views: 1397

Re: Take a short break from the Politics

Screw_Michigan wrote:Is that your OL?
Nah, my wife is much lovelier IMHO.
by atmdad
Mon Feb 22, 2016 7:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Take a short break from the Politics (!)
Replies: 19
Views: 1397

(!) Take a short break from the Politics (!)

Image

Image

I was looking for some information on a particular Dam and came across these picture, Damn!

Discuss
by atmdad
Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 25 Year Anniversary - Shakes The Clown
Replies: 18
Views: 599

Re: 25 Year Anniversary - Shakes The Clown

" I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come They got some crazy little women there, and I'm gonna get me one I'm gonna be standing on the corner, of Twelfth Street and Vine I'm gonna be standing on the corner, of Twelfth Street and Vine ...
by atmdad
Thu Feb 18, 2016 7:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 25 Year Anniversary - Shakes The Clown
Replies: 18
Views: 599

Re: 25 Year Anniversary - Shakes The Clown

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Nice intelligible garbage, keyboard masher.

pulling testes into your mouth with the muscles of your lips and tongue again are you?
by atmdad
Thu Feb 18, 2016 1:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 25 Year Anniversary - Shakes The Clown
Replies: 18
Views: 599

Re: 25 Year Anniversary - Shakes The Clown

88 wrote:
And that list is fucked. Where is Animal House? Where is Goodfellas? Where is Full Metal Jacket? Where is The Big Lebowski?
No shit, no Tom Hanks movies.

sin
Jizz Mopper


Yes, a stupid fucking list. #31 WTF
To add to your missing flicks, Where is The Outlaw Josey Wales?
by atmdad
Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump is blowing up
Replies: 165
Views: 10509

Re: Trump is blowing up

Helluva Defensive Tackle, but he stroked out in 2010, why you suggesting him 'Spray?
by atmdad
Tue Feb 16, 2016 11:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We're Saved!! (for now)
Replies: 37
Views: 655

Re: We're Saved!! (for now)

the county's presiding judge, Cinderella Guevara

Pray for her.
by atmdad
Fri Feb 12, 2016 8:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Raccoon Story (very long - sorry) and LTSTRN2 Hungus Bet
Replies: 22
Views: 1248

Re: Raccoon Story (very long - sorry)

You need to write a book, "Bob's in My Life" or something or other, Coon-Bob, Gelatinous-Bob... I had a family of 'coons living under my house for about a month a couple of years ago. On their last night in a drunken frenzy I was able to catch three of the babies with 5-gallon HD buckets. ...
by atmdad
Fri Feb 05, 2016 7:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Smackaholic....Your Thoughts?
Replies: 11
Views: 274

Re: Smackaholic....Your Thoughts?

Left Seater wrote: So, with Clear and Global Entry I can leave the country and return and never have to deal with a human.
You don't even have to worry if the pilot is a complete tard ... well your wife probably still does.
by atmdad
Thu Feb 04, 2016 6:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Official T1B Election Thread
Replies: 104
Views: 2022

Re: The Official T1B Election Thread

For anyone paying close attention, the results from last night should tell you who the big winner really is: Marco Rubio. Becuase he met expectations? He was polling 3rd and finished 3rd. I suspect more of the hangers on will cut out pretty quick after NH since Rand folded up his tent. Trump had hi...
by atmdad
Tue Feb 02, 2016 5:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ranking Greatest Super Bowl Champs
Replies: 18
Views: 555

Re: Ranking Greatest Super Bowl Champs

FUCK YOU SCOTT*,

Old Fucks on the verge of Depends dependency don't have a monopoly on being assholes.





























*just picking up the slack for Pah Tah, i'm not really grumpy, life has been pretty good lately, same for you?
by atmdad
Sat Jan 23, 2016 6:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gridlock in DC
Replies: 62
Views: 4844

Re: Gridlock in DC

Call me a weather pussy, but I am not a dumbass living in an area that this is a concern. Sure there is alot of stupid... Why has nobody gone yard on this yet? Are we so old, bored and feeble that we allow this to pass unhindered? I saw this early this morning and was quite sure some dickhead would...
by atmdad
Fri Jan 22, 2016 7:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gridlock in DC
Replies: 62
Views: 4844

Re: Gridlock in DC

Call me a weather pussy, but I am not a dumbass living in an area that this is a concern. Sure there is alot of stupid man made political shit to negotiate, but fuck all if I am going to deal with snow, ice and other bitch slaps mother nature wants to pile on. If the temps drop below 64 I put on a s...
by atmdad
Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1453
Views: 537743

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Maybe it was Jim Beam ads I was thinking of but that is beside the point. The need for more scantly clad hotties in provocative poses is the important issue here.
by atmdad
Thu Jan 21, 2016 5:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1453
Views: 537743

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

I saw one that was very similar recently, forgot what channel it was on.

A clear ripoff from the Carl's Jr. marketing genre, which is not a bad thing. More advertisers should follow suit.
by atmdad
Tue Jan 19, 2016 11:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Woot Woot - Not just nice weather we lead the country in.
Replies: 6
Views: 169

Re: Woot Woot - Not just nice weather we lead the country in

Dinsdale wrote:Not that I don't appreciate the effort San Diegans have put in, but I'm not sure how #16 "leads the nation."
With the new Squatty Potty I was all done with business and didn't read the entire article.
by atmdad
Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Woot Woot - Not just nice weather we lead the country in.
Replies: 6
Views: 169

Woot Woot - Not just nice weather we lead the country in.

I'm surprised Mikey wasn't all over this one pimping San Diego. County gonorrhea spike outstrips national trend "Local cases of gonorrhea have increased by nearly 70 percent since 2010, according to the report, while nationwide cases grew by 13 percent ." Gotta give props to them HO MO sex...
by atmdad
Mon Jan 18, 2016 7:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Squatty Potty
Replies: 9
Views: 370

Re: The Squatty Potty

I guess my kids bought me one for Christmas as a joke, but it was on back order and did not come in until last week. They surprised me with it last night after our Sunday family meal. Went in this morning to give it a try. Settled down on the pot, set my feet up on the stool and boom. I immediately ...
by atmdad
Wed Jan 13, 2016 8:55 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Rams are going back to LA
Replies: 25
Views: 4133

Re: Rams are going back to LA

Pretty funny to see Dean Spanos get bitch slapped in the process. I have no idea what it was like in St. Louis but Spanos seemed to be waging a scorched earth policy in San Diego for the better part of last year and now he has to come crawling back to San Diego or exercise some pretty crappy options...
by atmdad
Mon Jan 11, 2016 7:48 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs Texans
Replies: 12
Views: 1146

Re: Chiefs vs Texans

Houston's defense is 10x better than that atrocity they had on the field in week 1 against KC. Rahim Moore sucked, Vince Wilfork is being rotated more often, and Andre Hal is one of the best young safeties in the league since replacing Moore. Travis Kelce needs to be accounted for and I think Houst...
by atmdad
Sat Jan 09, 2016 3:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Can Opener
Replies: 7
Views: 242

Re: The Can Opener

Aging and out of date infrastructure but it looks like adequate signage. How about the drivers know exactly how much clearance their rigs need before they get behind the wheel.
by atmdad
Wed Jan 06, 2016 6:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 1955 Chevy with V-12
Replies: 18
Views: 288

Re: 1955 Chevy with V-12

Last Saturday returning from the Depot of Home with a couple sheets of 1/2" plywood on the top of an '04 Toyota Sienna Swagger Wagon I pulled next to a nice looking Maserati at a red light. I looked over at the dude and started revving my engine. He looked over and flashed a smarmy grin. I got ...
by atmdad
Wed Jan 06, 2016 5:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Ana Ng's birthday
Replies: 18
Views: 658

Re: It's Ana Ng's birthday

Since there has been no news of breast cancer or other horrific accidents I will go out on a limb here and assume that they are still spectacular.
by atmdad
Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:04 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Five Burning Questions 2015: Your Team
Replies: 9
Views: 703

Re: Five Burning Questions 2015: Your Team

1) With the Chargers sucking shit all season do they think they will have a fan base in Los Angeles? That is Dodger, Laker and King country, they wont give a flying fuck about a inept Charger team run by Dean Spanos. 2) Ownership shit all over the local fanbase to protect their supposed "20%&qu...
by atmdad
Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What happened to poptart?
Replies: 19
Views: 1849

Re: What happened to poptart?

I think he got to taking this place too seriously...

by atmdad
Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Went to the HS football awards banquet tonight
Replies: 41
Views: 4089

Re: Went to the HS football awards banquet tonight

Is reading a problem for you? Not really. Scott pretty much covered it but I will add my two cents. Based on that answer you are indeed acknowledging that you are sniveling pussy. Oh my, big bad Scotty is a meany and is abusing his admin authority. You do realize this is a private message board on ...
by atmdad
Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Gang!
Replies: 9
Views: 1120

Re: Hey Gang!

Sounds like a bunch of hand wringing and pearl clutching. Fucking Pussies.
by atmdad
Fri Nov 20, 2015 12:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Went to the HS football awards banquet tonight
Replies: 41
Views: 4089

Re: Went to the HS football awards banquet tonight

What are you crying about now?
by atmdad
Thu Nov 19, 2015 5:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Went to the HS football awards banquet tonight
Replies: 41
Views: 4089

Re: Went to the HS football awards banquet tonight

Poptart, you are a fucking moron.
by atmdad
Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wags, Do Yourself a Favor
Replies: 23
Views: 1673

Re: Wags, Do Yourself a Favor

You wouldn't think that was funny if you knew someone that had been kicked in the face by Patrick Swayze.






awwww fuck, who am I kidding? if knew someone that had been kicked in the face by Patrick Swayze I would be an asshole and never let them forget it.
by atmdad
Wed Nov 18, 2015 3:31 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
Replies: 356
Views: 66092

Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)

poptart wrote:There is no point in pursuing discussion with people (Duncedale, a'dad, LS, 88, mv, suckaholic, etc.) who deny basic math reality.

#denial
Well that's it. I guess i've been runnned, shit it is not even 9:18 or what ever time it was that Pooptart took out the trash.
by atmdad
Tue Nov 17, 2015 9:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I side with
Replies: 31
Views: 4223

Re: I side with

Wolfman wrote:Wonder what changes I'd have to make to get say Ted Cruz or Ben Carson.
Probably not much, you are old and live in Florida. I suspect you will just misread the ballot.

Dohh, sorry WM that just came out.

89% for Rubio and 86% to Cruz. Hell even came in with a respectable 85% for tD.
by atmdad
Tue Nov 17, 2015 7:43 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
Replies: 356
Views: 66092

Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)

There is a very basic error in Pops diagram and the one sale just posted. Both are using a right angle between the radius of the earth and the tangent point on the surface of the earth. This makes the math much easier. Our line of site though isn't the tangent point nor is our vision only a line. I...
by atmdad
Sun Nov 15, 2015 8:54 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
Replies: 356
Views: 66092

Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)

poptart wrote:h
10 ft of curvature in 15 miles

- Dunce

:lol:
I'm just trying to establish some fundamentals here.

What does that mean? You do not seem to understand what the units and/or definition of curvature is.
by atmdad
Sun Nov 15, 2015 8:45 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
Replies: 356
Views: 66092

Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)

Poptart, are you still making this claim?

"The rate of curvature on a sphere COMPOUNDS."

A simple yes or no answer will suffice.