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by molly
Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sony is Japanese for Pussy
Replies: 31
Views: 1550

Re: Sony is Japanese for Pussy

Before my FB busted I saw an article that now North Korea has zero access to the internet...
by molly
Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ho Ho Ho Tell Santa what you greedy bastards want
Replies: 12
Views: 1585

Re: Ho Ho Ho Tell Santa what you greedy bastards want

New tickets to the Stadium Series game in San Jose because I don't want to hang out with my ex. Especially if I take a date.

Invisalign.

That's about it.
by molly
Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: High Time He Went
Replies: 19
Views: 208

Re: High Time He Went

Oh, this is real. I thought he was much older than 70
by molly
Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Replies: 12
Views: 644

Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore

trev wrote:Molly needs to date a charger fan and leave the dark side! :P
You offering?

I'll go to games with you next season. Being a raiders fan in so cal doesn't give me much opportunity though I'm going to at least four in Oakland. Twitter has brought me dates for next season.
by molly
Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: m2 Bells
Replies: 15
Views: 1961

Re: m2 Bells

Rack the t1b carols :)
by molly
Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring the Joy (Slightly naughty!)
Replies: 4
Views: 141

Re: Bring the Joy (Slightly naughty!)

Trev and I are total babes.
by molly
Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Replies: 12
Views: 644

Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore

schmick wrote:You didnt bang retard nation did you? I mean porter I can see but retard?
Lololololol. No and no.
by molly
Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:53 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Fantasy
Replies: 12
Views: 3621

Re: Fantasy

Did I just win my first week?! Hot damn.
by molly
Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring the Joy (Slightly naughty!)
Replies: 4
Views: 141

Re: Bring the Joy (Slightly naughty!)

Thank you for the tasty treat at the end.

sin,
All the closet homos registered here
by molly
Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the Stupidest thing I hear every Xmas....
Replies: 18
Views: 326

Re: the Stupidest thing I hear every Xmas....

The only package that should be wrapped should be done in Trojans.

F Christmas. I bought my kid a Broncos jersey (ugh) and I'm giving it to him in the shipping box. If it gets here. For Chanukah this year I didn't wrap either. Commercialism bs.
by molly
Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: best pistol for a woman?
Replies: 88
Views: 2422

Re: best pistol for a woman?

Oh i just saw a mini glock on Facebook that was rather awesome.
by molly
Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: best pistol for a woman?
Replies: 88
Views: 2422

Re: best pistol for a woman?

Jerkovich wrote:I like that in a woman! Wanna go have a drink and discuss your take on this.
Let's do it.
by molly
Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm Jewish in my soul?
Replies: 6
Views: 539

Re: I'm Jewish in my soul?

I made from scratch latkes this year. So yum.
by molly
Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quit my job today
Replies: 39
Views: 1344

Re: Quit my job today

I like living near Schmick. He helped me through some rough nights. Not like that you sick fucks. I'm moving when the kiddo turns 18 and goes to college. So far, back to Colorado. A high school friend recently reminded me we had a pact about being single when we're old we'd get together. I told him ...
by molly
Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Replies: 12
Views: 644

Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore

That was F'ing awesome.

One change - change Schmick to Knox :)
Papa Willie wrote:Y'all don't be mean to Molly. She's probably the nicest board person there is. :( Plus - she's got BOOBS!
Awwwwww sheet I love you Buttsy!
by molly
Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.
Replies: 81
Views: 1338

Re: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.

smackaholic wrote:How do we know you will fulfill your end of the bargain?

I guess we could have bri hold the airfare reimbursement. uhhh, nah, that wouldn't work.
You'd have to trust me.
by molly
Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mexican Souvenir
Replies: 33
Views: 1620

Re: Mexican Souvenir

25 cruises, 0 sicknesses.

Troll stop at sea?
by molly
Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:54 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Fat Fucks Thread
Replies: 160
Views: 46651

Re: Fat Fucks Thread

You are looking so incredibly great and sexy, Buttsy. I'm so proud of you!
by molly
Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:53 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Fantasy
Replies: 12
Views: 3621

Re: Fantasy

Shoalzie wrote:I've got an opening in the original T1B league if anyone is interested in jumping in. I'm acting as GM for the team for now...just setting the daily lineup.
Ok I'm in!
by molly
Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.
Replies: 81
Views: 1338

Re: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.

smackaholic wrote:If you promise to post a video PET (VET?) of this potential flyover booty call, I think we can scrape up bus fare.
Make that airfare and it's on.
by molly
Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What are YOU investing in?
Replies: 17
Views: 432

Re: What are YOU investing in?

Felix wrote:
Roach wrote: I have one (pretty big) IRA in an old certificate of deposit (with a bank) at 5.3% per year.
yumpin yimminy, what bank did you get to pay you 5.3%?
give me their name because I'd like to start making large deposits with them.....
Hell yeah. Me too. Nothing over 1.1% so far.
by molly
Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have you ever had a "gangster" moment?
Replies: 48
Views: 1000

Re: Have you ever had a "gangster" moment?

My sister and I were at dennys and it was robbed at gunpoint by an eazy e lookalike. Does that count?
by molly
Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.
Replies: 81
Views: 1338

Re: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.

Wait. Is that I'm Iowa? I have a Twitter fliend in Iowa who has a crush on me. I bet he'd be fun.
by molly
Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.
Replies: 81
Views: 1338

Re: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.

Fun things in council bluffs?

Sex.
by molly
Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mexican Souvenir
Replies: 33
Views: 1620

Re: Mexican Souvenir

I do the quickie cruise as a weekend getaway to save my sanity. It's 30 minutes from my house and I'm vip so I do t really wait to board and get my cabin asap. I love ensenada. We will walk to town and cruise the main drag and have lunch at la taberna. It used to be el Carrollito. Take photos with t...
by molly
Wed Dec 17, 2014 5:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mexican Souvenir
Replies: 33
Views: 1620

Re: Mexican Souvenir

The adoptive mom has a spider on her hip and monkeys doing the "hear no evil, see no evil speak no evil" thing as a tramp stamp I dont know of any tattoos on the adoptive dad or any new ones on the mom She has two massive ones now. Almost her entire back and her lower leg. She swears she'...
by molly
Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mexican Souvenir
Replies: 33
Views: 1620

Re: Mexican Souvenir

That's my nephew. Total Jerry Springer story. Hes 1/2 mexican/hawaiian and 1/2 Korean. His biomom is from Korea. And also my sisters sister-in-law, adopted. She went to have an abortion and it was too late. The family found out so my sister and her husband adopted him from birth. His aunt-mom is tot...
by molly
Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: best pistol for a woman?
Replies: 88
Views: 2422

Re: best pistol for a woman?

Jerkovich wrote:I got your pink.....RIGHT HERE! :lol:
Assplay is awesome.

IN!!!!
by molly
Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mexican Souvenir
Replies: 33
Views: 1620

Re: Mexican Souvenir

Dinsdale wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Mexican Souvenir

I expected to see venereal warts or a head in a sack.
I thought she was talking about the second kid.

I think you can actually get a pretty good deal on them in Baja.
No mas kiddos para mi.
by molly
Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Healthiest and Worst States
Replies: 42
Views: 996

Re: Healthiest and Worst States

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
matteric wrote:
When getting pounding into the ground... by the truth
You might want to save that English correction crap until you can get it right.
I know a guy on Facebook that refers to his cock as The Truth....

I always thought M2 was into chicks.... There goes our norcal hookup.
by molly
Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: European battlefield tours or guides...
Replies: 9
Views: 262

Re: European battlefield tours or guides...

I would love to do this someday. And concentration camps.
by molly
Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1430
Views: 534287

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I didn't know The Bootie Lover moved to Detroit.

Image

http://deadspin.com/butthole-eaten-at-l ... 1670931368
This may very well be the best thing I've seen today.
by molly
Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What are YOU investing in?
Replies: 17
Views: 432

Re: What are YOU investing in?

I may buy a house. But may wait for 2016.

Otherwise, I need to know what to do so I guess I'm off to see a financial advisor.
by molly
Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Healthiest and Worst States
Replies: 42
Views: 996

Re: Healthiest and Worst States

There's so much walking in San Francisco or even LA compared to where I live. It's crazy that it's 45th for active.
by molly
Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren down the hatches SFO
Replies: 38
Views: 1298

Re: Barren down the hatches SFO

I loved this weekends weather. Cool enough. Plus, the tides kept the ship rockin n rollin.
by molly
Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: best pistol for a woman?
Replies: 88
Views: 2422

Re: best pistol for a woman?

I really want a pink AR. And not a hello kitty nor camo.
by molly
Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mexican Souvenir
Replies: 33
Views: 1620

Mexican Souvenir

PET later :) This was a copy and paste. Enjoy the story. LOL Went to La Bufadora (the blowhole) just outside of Ensenada, Mexico. The boys wanted to hold a baby panther, he was 5-mos old. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/ttmolly/168122cf-66cc-4984-b6ca-762af0b02b00.jpg They couldn't because he...
by molly
Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 10 Questions
Replies: 72
Views: 2205

Re: 10 Questions

Dinsdale wrote:
molly wrote:I have no idea about finance.
There's a word for women who understand finance:

"Ugly."
Whew!
by molly
Fri Dec 12, 2014 5:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren down the hatches SFO
Replies: 38
Views: 1298

Re: Barren down the hatches SFO

trev wrote:Molly going on a booze cruise. I'm jealous!
Totally :)
Buuuuuuuut the kid is going.
Buuuuuuuut The kid hangs out at camp carnival.

I may hit up the piano bar and get a little plastered and then sober up in the casino before pickup at 1am. I have some ridiculous $200 onboard credit.
by molly
Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Breach of protocol
Replies: 33
Views: 1284

Re: Breach of protocol

Mmmmmmm. Lannister. I'm turned on.