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- Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sony is Japanese for Pussy
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1550
Re: Sony is Japanese for Pussy
Before my FB busted I saw an article that now North Korea has zero access to the internet...
- Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ho Ho Ho Tell Santa what you greedy bastards want
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1585
Re: Ho Ho Ho Tell Santa what you greedy bastards want
New tickets to the Stadium Series game in San Jose because I don't want to hang out with my ex. Especially if I take a date.
Invisalign.
That's about it.
Invisalign.
That's about it.
- Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: High Time He Went
- Replies: 19
- Views: 208
Re: High Time He Went
Oh, this is real. I thought he was much older than 70
- Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Molly the red-haired attention whore
- Replies: 12
- Views: 644
Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore
You offering?trev wrote:Molly needs to date a charger fan and leave the dark side! :P
I'll go to games with you next season. Being a raiders fan in so cal doesn't give me much opportunity though I'm going to at least four in Oakland. Twitter has brought me dates for next season.
- Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: m2 Bells
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1961
Re: m2 Bells
Rack the t1b carols :)
- Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bring the Joy (Slightly naughty!)
- Replies: 4
- Views: 141
Re: Bring the Joy (Slightly naughty!)
Trev and I are total babes.
- Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Molly the red-haired attention whore
- Replies: 12
- Views: 644
Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Lololololol. No and no.schmick wrote:You didnt bang retard nation did you? I mean porter I can see but retard?
Re: Fantasy
Did I just win my first week?! Hot damn.
- Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bring the Joy (Slightly naughty!)
- Replies: 4
- Views: 141
Re: Bring the Joy (Slightly naughty!)
Thank you for the tasty treat at the end.
sin,
All the closet homos registered here
sin,
All the closet homos registered here
- Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the Stupidest thing I hear every Xmas....
- Replies: 18
- Views: 326
Re: the Stupidest thing I hear every Xmas....
The only package that should be wrapped should be done in Trojans.
F Christmas. I bought my kid a Broncos jersey (ugh) and I'm giving it to him in the shipping box. If it gets here. For Chanukah this year I didn't wrap either. Commercialism bs.
F Christmas. I bought my kid a Broncos jersey (ugh) and I'm giving it to him in the shipping box. If it gets here. For Chanukah this year I didn't wrap either. Commercialism bs.
- Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: best pistol for a woman?
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2422
Re: best pistol for a woman?
Oh i just saw a mini glock on Facebook that was rather awesome.
- Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: best pistol for a woman?
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2422
Re: best pistol for a woman?
Let's do it.Jerkovich wrote:I like that in a woman! Wanna go have a drink and discuss your take on this.
- Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm Jewish in my soul?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 539
Re: I'm Jewish in my soul?
I made from scratch latkes this year. So yum.
- Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Quit my job today
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1344
Re: Quit my job today
I like living near Schmick. He helped me through some rough nights. Not like that you sick fucks. I'm moving when the kiddo turns 18 and goes to college. So far, back to Colorado. A high school friend recently reminded me we had a pact about being single when we're old we'd get together. I told him ...
- Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Molly the red-haired attention whore
- Replies: 12
- Views: 644
Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore
That was F'ing awesome.
One change - change Schmick to Knox :)
One change - change Schmick to Knox :)
Awwwwww sheet I love you Buttsy!Papa Willie wrote:Y'all don't be mean to Molly. She's probably the nicest board person there is. Plus - she's got BOOBS!
- Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.
- Replies: 81
- Views: 1338
Re: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.
You'd have to trust me.smackaholic wrote:How do we know you will fulfill your end of the bargain?
I guess we could have bri hold the airfare reimbursement. uhhh, nah, that wouldn't work.
- Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:51 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mexican Souvenir
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1620
Re: Mexican Souvenir
25 cruises, 0 sicknesses.
Troll stop at sea?
Troll stop at sea?
- Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:54 pm
- Forum: Cooking Forum
- Topic: Fat Fucks Thread
- Replies: 160
- Views: 46651
Re: Fat Fucks Thread
You are looking so incredibly great and sexy, Buttsy. I'm so proud of you!
Re: Fantasy
Ok I'm in!Shoalzie wrote:I've got an opening in the original T1B league if anyone is interested in jumping in. I'm acting as GM for the team for now...just setting the daily lineup.
- Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.
- Replies: 81
- Views: 1338
Re: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.
Make that airfare and it's on.smackaholic wrote:If you promise to post a video PET (VET?) of this potential flyover booty call, I think we can scrape up bus fare.
- Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What are YOU investing in?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 432
Re: What are YOU investing in?
Hell yeah. Me too. Nothing over 1.1% so far.Felix wrote:yumpin yimminy, what bank did you get to pay you 5.3%?Roach wrote: I have one (pretty big) IRA in an old certificate of deposit (with a bank) at 5.3% per year.
give me their name because I'd like to start making large deposits with them.....
- Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Have you ever had a "gangster" moment?
- Replies: 48
- Views: 1000
Re: Have you ever had a "gangster" moment?
My sister and I were at dennys and it was robbed at gunpoint by an eazy e lookalike. Does that count?
- Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.
- Replies: 81
- Views: 1338
Re: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.
Wait. Is that I'm Iowa? I have a Twitter fliend in Iowa who has a crush on me. I bet he'd be fun.
- Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.
- Replies: 81
- Views: 1338
Re: Fun things to do in Council Bluffs.
Fun things in council bluffs?
Sex.
Sex.
- Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mexican Souvenir
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1620
Re: Mexican Souvenir
I do the quickie cruise as a weekend getaway to save my sanity. It's 30 minutes from my house and I'm vip so I do t really wait to board and get my cabin asap. I love ensenada. We will walk to town and cruise the main drag and have lunch at la taberna. It used to be el Carrollito. Take photos with t...
- Wed Dec 17, 2014 5:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mexican Souvenir
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1620
Re: Mexican Souvenir
The adoptive mom has a spider on her hip and monkeys doing the "hear no evil, see no evil speak no evil" thing as a tramp stamp I dont know of any tattoos on the adoptive dad or any new ones on the mom She has two massive ones now. Almost her entire back and her lower leg. She swears she'...
- Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mexican Souvenir
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1620
Re: Mexican Souvenir
That's my nephew. Total Jerry Springer story. Hes 1/2 mexican/hawaiian and 1/2 Korean. His biomom is from Korea. And also my sisters sister-in-law, adopted. She went to have an abortion and it was too late. The family found out so my sister and her husband adopted him from birth. His aunt-mom is tot...
- Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: best pistol for a woman?
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2422
Re: best pistol for a woman?
Assplay is awesome.Jerkovich wrote:I got your pink.....RIGHT HERE!
IN!!!!
- Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:52 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mexican Souvenir
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1620
Re: Mexican Souvenir
No mas kiddos para mi.Dinsdale wrote:I thought she was talking about the second kid.Sudden Sam wrote:Mexican Souvenir
I expected to see venereal warts or a head in a sack.
I think you can actually get a pretty good deal on them in Baja.
- Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Healthiest and Worst States
- Replies: 42
- Views: 996
Re: Healthiest and Worst States
I know a guy on Facebook that refers to his cock as The Truth....Jay in Phoenix wrote:You might want to save that English correction crap until you can get it right.matteric wrote:
When getting pounding into the ground... by the truth
I always thought M2 was into chicks.... There goes our norcal hookup.
- Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: European battlefield tours or guides...
- Replies: 9
- Views: 262
Re: European battlefield tours or guides...
I would love to do this someday. And concentration camps.
- Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1430
- Views: 534287
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
This may very well be the best thing I've seen today.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I didn't know The Bootie Lover moved to Detroit.
http://deadspin.com/butthole-eaten-at-l ... 1670931368
- Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What are YOU investing in?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 432
Re: What are YOU investing in?
I may buy a house. But may wait for 2016.
Otherwise, I need to know what to do so I guess I'm off to see a financial advisor.
Otherwise, I need to know what to do so I guess I'm off to see a financial advisor.
- Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Healthiest and Worst States
- Replies: 42
- Views: 996
Re: Healthiest and Worst States
There's so much walking in San Francisco or even LA compared to where I live. It's crazy that it's 45th for active.
- Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Barren down the hatches SFO
- Replies: 38
- Views: 1298
Re: Barren down the hatches SFO
I loved this weekends weather. Cool enough. Plus, the tides kept the ship rockin n rollin.
- Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: best pistol for a woman?
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2422
Re: best pistol for a woman?
I really want a pink AR. And not a hello kitty nor camo.
- Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mexican Souvenir
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1620
Mexican Souvenir
PET later :) This was a copy and paste. Enjoy the story. LOL Went to La Bufadora (the blowhole) just outside of Ensenada, Mexico. The boys wanted to hold a baby panther, he was 5-mos old. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/ttmolly/168122cf-66cc-4984-b6ca-762af0b02b00.jpg They couldn't because he...
- Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 10 Questions
- Replies: 72
- Views: 2205
Re: 10 Questions
Whew!Dinsdale wrote:There's a word for women who understand finance:molly wrote:I have no idea about finance.
"Ugly."
- Fri Dec 12, 2014 5:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Barren down the hatches SFO
- Replies: 38
- Views: 1298
Re: Barren down the hatches SFO
Totally :)trev wrote:Molly going on a booze cruise. I'm jealous!
Buuuuuuuut the kid is going.
Buuuuuuuut The kid hangs out at camp carnival.
I may hit up the piano bar and get a little plastered and then sober up in the casino before pickup at 1am. I have some ridiculous $200 onboard credit.
- Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Breach of protocol
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1284
Re: Breach of protocol
Mmmmmmm. Lannister. I'm turned on.