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by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:26 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Academic Rankings of Top 25
Replies: 21
Views: 798

Re: Academic Rankings of Top 25

My bad. I thought this was the big time power college football forum. It is. That's why I post here. Cal is a college... and alabama is, well... a football factory. I gave you a chance to prove me wrong when I posted the academic rankings of schools. You simply couldn't do it. Which begs the questi...
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:00 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Academic Rankings of Top 25
Replies: 21
Views: 798

Re: Academic Rankings of Top 25

The Crimson Tide rank third in the annual academic rankings of the top 25 college football teams Look, you fucking simpleton... 99% of the country "can't stop laughing" when they see these words in a sentence. The fact that you can't figure that out, is your problem and is quite telling. ...
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:51 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Academic Rankings of Top 25
Replies: 21
Views: 798

Re: Academic Rankings of Top 25

Sudden Sam wrote:Whew! Right over m2's head...as per the usual.


Did you catch it ?


Or was it a bit high and outside ???




You're not a very bright guy, old man.
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:48 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Academic Rankings of Top 25
Replies: 21
Views: 798

Re: Academic Rankings of Top 25

What's on the menu today in Wisconsin ? Black nuts and a side of scrotum ? http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5tdfb9MKdMQ/hqdefault.jpg https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtPuTvgFXtGabAoA7I9KUtCiSo_1Eq6MOy61dKwt7qnRtNCIcT http://www.yourprops.com/movieprops/default/yp_514a2252428bf7.09849585/H...
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:19 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Academic Rankings of Top 25
Replies: 21
Views: 798

Re: Academic Rankings of Top 25

Hey Toolio, how is Cal's Reading Comprehension program? Oh, that's right. You aren't a Cal (or any other college) alumnus. I know exactly what was written... grandpa in a thong. I guess you missed the humor in alabama and academics. not surprising, since you thought it would be cool to post pics of...
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Philly & Seattle.
Replies: 18
Views: 1534

Re: Philly & Seattle.

Can I get a ruling on a IKYABWAI ruling? Sure can. Jackson wasn't going to help them win the Seattle game or any other game this year. He can't even cut it in Washington. Rile Cooper has as many receptions as Jackson does. Kicked your own ass... again. How's that working for you ? Fucking moron.
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:01 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Academic Rankings of Top 25
Replies: 21
Views: 798

Re: Academic Rankings of Top 25

Guess you had no idea madison was playing Cal today.


What a bandwagoning... idiot.


I'll give you another half hour to do some research on google... and you can get back to me with some wisdom on the basketball team.


I'm surrounded by idiots.


unreal
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 6:49 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Academic Rankings of Top 25
Replies: 21
Views: 798

Re: Academic Rankings of Top 25

Hey Toolio, how is Cal's Reading Comprehension program? Oh, that's right. You aren't a Cal (or any other college) alumnus. I know exactly what was written... grandpa in a thong. I guess you missed the humor in alabama and academics. not surprising, since you thought it would be cool to post pics of...
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:53 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Anyone Watch the Camellia Bowl?
Replies: 9
Views: 216

Re: Anyone Watch the Camellia Bowl?

Sudden Sam wrote:We prefer to live in our nice, quiet, peaceful, friendly corner of the world and let you morons pay out the ass to live in your racist-ridden, homeless-ridden, crime-ridden hellholes.

Peace.


Uhhhh... sure


Jefferson County, Alabama



Lynching at Clanton, Alabama
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:42 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Academic Rankings of Top 25
Replies: 21
Views: 798

Re: Academic Rankings of Top 25

Alabama and academics ??? Bwhahahahhahahha A legit ranking of top Academic schools Science World Rank Institution Country Total Score Score on 1 University of California-Berkeley (Cal) 100 83.5 2 Harvard University 97.9 100 3 Princeton University 95.2 62.8 4 Stanford University 93.8 52.2 5 Californi...
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:00 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Philly & Seattle.
Replies: 18
Views: 1534

Re: Philly & Seattle.

jiminphilly wrote:
matteric wrote:Rack... the simpletons for going into denial !


It couldn't get any more embarrassing for them.


Too funny.

what playoff team is Jackson playing for again?


The same one as the eagles.
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:46 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Anyone Watch the Camellia Bowl?
Replies: 9
Views: 216

Re: Anyone Watch the Camellia Bowl?

God god... put this troll of of it's misery. Let's check out what civilization is up to ? 1. NBA team ( 22-3) Warriors best team in the NBA... with another NBA team an hour away (Sacramento) bama ? Crickets 2. MLB ( World Champions ) bama ? Crickets 3. NHL hockey (Sharks) bama ? Crickets 4. NFL (two...
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:17 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The Beast... from the San Francisco Bay Area
Replies: 3
Views: 317

Re: The Beast... from the San Francisco Bay Area

The "magic" is that he left Buffalo and stepped back his use of the chronic by a substantial amount. Dude was well known for pulling up to local drive up windows doing the Spicolli thing with the smoke coming out the windows. huh ??? You flyover simpletons... are just too much ! Word on t...
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:03 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Philly & Seattle.
Replies: 18
Views: 1534

Re: Philly & Seattle.

Rack... the simpletons for going into denial !


It couldn't get any more embarrassing for them.


Too funny.
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:31 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The Beast... from the San Francisco Bay Area
Replies: 3
Views: 317

The Beast... from the San Francisco Bay Area

And a "hold my dick" backwards dive into the endzone to top it off. http://www.quickmeme.com/img/cd/cd9e82fa5381c811b46040b2651b3f1c2689f62e1aae54008cd17285838ca936.jpg Damn The BEAST did it again! Takes two of the best SEC defensive players of the year... and tosses them like rag dolls !!...
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:30 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: NorCal vs. SlowCal... High School State Championships
Replies: 6
Views: 552

Re: NorCal vs. SlowCal... High School State Championships

The South has consistently handed the north their ass in these bowls. The South fucked themselves this year when they put all of the power programs in to the same CIF Southern Section Division (Pac-5) thus only allowing one of them to qualify for the state bowls. The north recognized that was a pro...
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:22 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: NorCal vs. SlowCal... High School State Championships
Replies: 6
Views: 552

Re: NorCal vs. SlowCal... High School State Championships

No doubt De La Salle is a great HS football program. Congrats to them. One thing though, they need to be referenced as a private school. Since they can recruit they should be better than the public schools. That's funny. I was recruited by Cardinal Newman (still have the jersey they gave me when I ...
by matteric
Mon Dec 22, 2014 12:42 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Philly & Seattle.
Replies: 18
Views: 1534

Re: Philly & Seattle.

Bump...


Karma's a bitch...



NO Playoffs... for YOU !



... and Sudden Sam, is still an idiot.
by matteric
Sun Dec 21, 2014 12:47 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: NorCal vs. SlowCal... High School State Championships
Replies: 6
Views: 552

Re: NorCal vs. SlowCal... High School State Championships

De La Salle ( San Francisco Bay Area)


The movie... is a must see



It's how we roll...



by matteric
Sun Dec 21, 2014 12:25 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: NorCal vs. SlowCal... High School State Championships
Replies: 6
Views: 552

NorCal vs. SlowCal... High School State Championships

NorCal goes 4-1 against SlowCal, only Clayton Valley losing in Division II. De La Salle gets sixth State championship. Simply put, the best high school football in the country... is played in the San Francisco Bay Area ( Northern California) De La Salle beats Centennial in record-setting state bowl...
by matteric
Sun Dec 21, 2014 2:28 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Michigan State vs. Texas Southern
Replies: 7
Views: 2427

Michigan State vs. Texas Southern

Bwhahahahahhahaha !!! (1-8) Texas Southern (basically, an after school program for high school kids in downtown Uston that can barely read and write) goes into east lansing and bitch slaps... #25 Michigan State ??? (Yes, that same Texas Southern team that just lost by 40 points to Gonzaga) By the ti...
by matteric
Sun Dec 21, 2014 1:19 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Philly & Seattle.
Replies: 18
Views: 1534

Re: Philly & Seattle.

Sudden Sam wrote:The Eagles are a much better team without that idiot.


Once again, this is why you are a complete idiot (alabama).



Washington (4-11) 27 vs. Philly (9-6) 24




by matteric
Sun Dec 21, 2014 1:14 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Philly & Seattle.
Replies: 18
Views: 1534

Re: Philly & Seattle.

Jackson wasn't going to help them win the Seattle game or any other game this year. He can't even cut it in Washington. Rile Cooper has as many receptions as Jackson does. How'd that taste ? The "Electric One" (Cal) has more 50 + yard plays... than any NFL player in the League this season...
by matteric
Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Molly the red-haired attention whore
Replies: 12
Views: 644

Re: Molly the red-haired attention whore

One star...
by matteric
Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Billionaire David Koch Says He’s a Social Liberal
Replies: 3
Views: 205

Re: Billionaire David Koch Says He’s a Social Liberal

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ



Get a job, Porky.
by matteric
Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quit my job today
Replies: 39
Views: 1322

Re: Quit my job today

That, or you have an incredibly bad sense of timing. I know this is a setup for something, perhaps a Colbert farewell? or you could just be from Kansas City... which is slightly better than being from the south. Not that both of your regions aren't dumber than a box of rocks. Every flyover... needs...
by matteric
Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quit my job today
Replies: 39
Views: 1322

Re: Quit my job today

I call bullshit, nobody quits their job right before paid holidays. Really ? It's probably the best time... but, not for your resume. If I were a CPA for the Big 4... I'd probably wait for after the Christmas Parties... otherwise, I'd be balls out ! It really comes down to if you have "balls&q...
by matteric
Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quit my job today
Replies: 39
Views: 1322

Re: Quit my job today

I'm working with a start-up here in "the City" that has a software program that helps businesses compete with Amazon's 2 day delivery. The only time these businesses work with amazon... is during a close out of their products. Otherwise, the software helps with DC's on the west coast. By t...
by matteric
Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The "deflection game".
Replies: 18
Views: 317

Re: The "deflection game".

The good ole days when Porky could sit up... without a crane


That's quite the "camel toe" you had working Porky...



Image
by matteric
Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The "deflection game".
Replies: 18
Views: 317

Re: The "deflection game".

Papa Willie wrote:
I was hoping


It's all you have...


... it's not easy getting someone your size out of their trailer with just a crane to see the sun.


Hope is your best bet.
by matteric
Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The "deflection game".
Replies: 18
Views: 317

Re: The "deflection game".

Damn, Porkspray can't get out his own way.


I'll pay someone $25 if they give Porkspray a job.


This is getting down right embarrassing for the feller.
by matteric
Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Healthiest and Worst States
Replies: 42
Views: 995

Re: Healthiest and Worst States

Felix wrote:
matteric wrote:
When go start with English shit you've lost... quit while you're ahead
yes, back to the grammar smack, that seems to be your wheelhouse.....



Stay down... grandpa
by matteric
Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Healthiest and Worst States
Replies: 42
Views: 995

Re: Healthiest and Worst States

You seem to be melting a bit there, Milton. I'm sorry that the only category that San Francisco leads in is human waste on the streets. Don't hate us because we're better than you. Let me help you out here, Gordo http://www.guidedogs.com/images/content/pagebuilder/AmySwissHarness.jpg http://welcome...
by matteric
Mon Dec 15, 2014 4:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Healthiest and Worst States
Replies: 42
Views: 995

Re: Healthiest and Worst States

Felix wrote:
matteric wrote:
Let me help you out with reality... corn spic boy.
when go start with the racist shit you've lost....quit while you're behind


When go start with English shit you've lost... quit while you're ahead
by matteric
Mon Dec 15, 2014 4:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Healthiest and Worst States
Replies: 42
Views: 995

Re: Healthiest and Worst States

Again, what is it with the double fucking spacing? Does it represent empty space in your mind? It's there to fill the airtime in your head... ... you know, "The Empty Quarter" ??? http://harpercollege.edu/~mhealy/geogres/maps/nagif/na9nat2.gif Pssst... it's triple spacing You Mormons ain'...
by matteric
Mon Dec 15, 2014 4:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Healthiest and Worst States
Replies: 42
Views: 995

Re: Healthiest and Worst States

You can't make this shit up...

Unreal



Omaha fitness center caters to people of size


http://www.ketv.com/health/Omaha-fitnes ... e/12713530
by matteric
Mon Dec 15, 2014 4:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Healthiest and Worst States
Replies: 42
Views: 995

Re: Healthiest and Worst States

More bode: 2014′s Best and Worst Cities for an Active Lifestyle 1. Omaha . . . . . . . . . . 45. San Francisco http://wallethub.com/edu/best-and-worst-cities-for-an-active-lifestyle/8817/ I guess unprotected anal sex isn't as good of a workout as you thought, Milton. I suppose dying of AIDS would t...
by matteric
Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:55 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Another Auburn Player Shot to Death
Replies: 13
Views: 697

Re: Another Auburn Player Shot to Death

Good god... even "Schmuck" is raping "Porky the Pig"... too funny. http://www.peek-a-boo-magazine.be/photos/n-classic-films-deliverance-1791-8.jpg https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi602.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt110%2Fdoctortimwalker%2FDeliverance.jpg&t=545&c=...
by matteric
Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Healthiest and Worst States
Replies: 42
Views: 995

Re: Healthiest and Worst States

Schmuck... just rolled, the beaner and Porky the Pig. That should tell you something. Too funny. Let me help out the white trash and the spic out a bit. http://worldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2010/06/29/Picture_2_t652x500.png?1784facf726d25f6d3b695a31790ce7df1cabf9c You are... ...
by matteric
Sun Dec 14, 2014 5:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What are YOU investing in?
Replies: 17
Views: 432

Re: What are YOU investing in?

McDonalds, KFC, and Roto-Rooter.


There's a shitload of FAT people in flyover country.