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by Dr. Bob
Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Friday night poker
Replies: 3
Views: 923

Re: Friday night poker

What is the table name?
by Dr. Bob
Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I think I see a problem with using this on the battlefield
Replies: 28
Views: 1805

Re: I think I see a problem with using this on the battlefie

And suddenly the blow-dart becomes a viable anti-aircraft defense...the Amazon basin rejoices.
by Dr. Bob
Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RACK the motherfucking hell out of Jess!
Replies: 41
Views: 5860

RACK the motherfucking hell out of Jess!

I know that there exists another thread on this topic, but my wife and just saw a local news piece about our boy Jess (apparently he will be in studio tomorrow or Sunday with them) and his GoDaddy work. I think we should go ahead and change the nic to JTV from here on out. Rookie my ass. Keep killin...
by Dr. Bob
Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you
Replies: 25
Views: 2765

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

War Wagon wrote:Because just living in Oklahoma and driving their shit roads is heroic in and of itself, Coods. Fracking is a whole 'nother story.

Tell us about it:

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by Dr. Bob
Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you
Replies: 25
Views: 2765

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Python wrote:
Cuda wrote:
Roofer
Doesn't post here anymore.

And I would think 7 foot tall DJs would be on that list too.
I wonder what MC 900 FT Jesus would think about this.
by Dr. Bob
Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eblouissante
Replies: 16
Views: 2079

Re: Eblouissante

Irrationally exciting stuff for me. No doubt, especially if she went off at 1/9 odds in a 5 horse race But she seems like a nice horse, will she be eligible for the Derby? That's pretty damn funny in retrospect. Odds narrowed to 1/2 in the last minute as the #1 and #2 horses dropped to 3/1 and 4/1....
by Dr. Bob
Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eblouissante
Replies: 16
Views: 2079

Re: Eblouissante

And she's 2 for 2. EXACT same racing style as Zenyatta (meaning she was 5th of 5 horses at the 3/4 pole but won by 1.5 lengths). Irrationally exciting stuff for me.
by Dr. Bob
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eblouissante
Replies: 16
Views: 2079

Re: Eblouissante

Jsc810 wrote:I nominate Dr. Bob to be the mod of the new horse racing forum. Rack it. 8)
If I get to oversee the use of words like 'overlay' and make references to Beyer Numbers than I'm all for it.

Meanwhile, Eblouissante's odds are now 1/9, five minutes to post time.
by Dr. Bob
Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eblouissante
Replies: 16
Views: 2079

Re: Eblouissante

Sirfindafold wrote:who gives a fuck?
Not you. You shouldn't have wasted the 8 seconds it took you to post this.
by Dr. Bob
Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eblouissante
Replies: 16
Views: 2079

Re: Eblouissante

Zenyatta was awesome. Never saw her live but many times on TV. Eblouissante isn't also a Jerry Moss nag is she? No, she's owned by the guy who bred both her and Zenyatta. She is trained by John Sherriffs, though, who was Zenyatta's trainer. I saw Zenyatta once at Hollywood Park (her last race befor...
by Dr. Bob
Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eblouissante
Replies: 16
Views: 2079

Eblouissante

Since there isn't a horse racing forum here... If any of you got to see Zenyatta run (either live or on tv) and like horses at all, take note that her half-sister Eblouissante is running her second race today at Santa Anita (the 7th at ~4:05pm). She destroyed the field in her first race with middle ...
by Dr. Bob
Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:04 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Te'o hoax
Replies: 90
Views: 7478

Re: Te'o hoax

Te'o. Teeeeeeeeeeee'o. Girlfriend dead and me wanna go home. Te', be ba Te maybe gay be ba, Girlfriend dead and me wanna go home. Miss big tackles and can't drink rum! Girlfriend dead and me wanna go home Stack up trophies but not the Big One! Girlfriend dead and me wanna go home. Come Mr. Twitter M...
by Dr. Bob
Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Shooting at California High School
Replies: 17
Views: 1631

Re: Mass Shooting at California High School

If I were in a gun fight in a small space like a class room I would take the shotgun almost every time. I wouldn't take the shot gun if I had the choice of a Taurus Judge though. But were you given the option of taking the gorilla then it's conversation closed, right? A Rice man like yourself surel...
by Dr. Bob
Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Shooting at California High School
Replies: 17
Views: 1631

Re: Mass Shooting at California High School

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-taft-shooting-20130111,0,7256103.story Wait...only one person seriously injured? The shooter had a shotgun with no high capacity magazine? He was disarmed by a teacher who wasn't packing? Good thing he didn't bring a hammer. He might have killed everybody. Ar...
by Dr. Bob
Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack Brent Musberger
Replies: 29
Views: 3125

Re: Rack Brent Musberger

Musberger's comments kinda-sorta ventured into the lecherous/creepy realm, given the age difference between him and Katherine Webb, as well as his perseverance in making them.r all, this game was drawing a broader TV audience than your typical, run-of-the-mill college football game. Of course, Musb...
by Dr. Bob
Fri Dec 21, 2012 7:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: End of the World Listening Pleasure
Replies: 10
Views: 1367

Re: End of the World Listening Pleasure

The Seer wrote:

With a few exceptions, that is a nice list of tunes....TO AVOID


merry xmas anyway
Thank you for your feedback, mgmt will take it under advisement.

Happy Kwanza
by Dr. Bob
Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: End of the World Listening Pleasure
Replies: 10
Views: 1367

Re: End of the World Listening Pleasure

1. Oingo Boingo - Little Girls (3:43) 2. The Boomtown Rats - I Don't Like Mondays (4:19) 3. Meat Puppets - Backwater (3:40) 4. Devo - Beautiful World (3:35) 5. Liz Phair - Dogs of L.A. (2:21) 6. Eric B And Rakim - Paid In Full (3:49) 7. Sigur Rós - Gobbledigook (3:04) 8. Peter Bjorn and John - Young...
by Dr. Bob
Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: End of the World Listening Pleasure
Replies: 10
Views: 1367

End of the World Listening Pleasure

Technological difficulties overcome....feel free to listen in as the radio is on.
by Dr. Bob
Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It’s been nice knowing you all
Replies: 31
Views: 1761

Re: It’s been nice knowing you all

Ok, the feed seems to be working now. Music available.
by Dr. Bob
Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It’s been nice knowing you all
Replies: 31
Views: 1761

Re: It’s been nice knowing you all

End of the world and all...
by Dr. Bob
Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
Replies: 40
Views: 2811

Re: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:

Missed #11 and after reading the explanation as to why, it became more clear. That’s a pretty damned good question. The only reason I didn't miss this is because I came across it a long time ago (Marilyn Vos Savant I think). I've taught graduate level probability classes and this one still seems cr...
by Dr. Bob
Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
Replies: 40
Views: 2811

Re: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:

16

Reasons listed below like one of the questions

Missed first one because I did 2/36 for snake eyes instead of 1/36 (but there are TWO ones, dammit!)
Missed 12oz gold
Missed 'blue' because I used Oct (when DST 'ends' instead of begins)
Missed last one
by Dr. Bob
Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A serious question...
Replies: 86
Views: 7411

Re: A serious question...

What is missing, however, is the comparable rates of crime (or handgun violence...whatever the dependent variable is) for the same time periods in similar states that did not enact such legislation. This data would be consistent with a broader drop in crime rates driven by something other than conc...
by Dr. Bob
Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TuneTown
Replies: 24
Views: 2065

Re: TuneTown

Nevermind, I think it is working.
by Dr. Bob
Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TuneTown
Replies: 24
Views: 2065

Re: TuneTown

Hey Wolfie, I was trying to test my ability to broadcast on T1B radio (after getting the info from Smackie) - do I need a specific DJ / User ID (SC thought that any would do but I am getting an error)?
by Dr. Bob
Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A serious question...
Replies: 86
Views: 7411

Re: A serious question...

These both present some compelling data supporting the hypothesis that there is a positive effect of these laws on crime rates. What is missing, however, is the comparable rates of crime (or handgun violence...whatever the dependent variable is) for the same time periods in similar states that did n...
by Dr. Bob
Fri Dec 14, 2012 6:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Conn. school shooting
Replies: 368
Views: 15229

Re: Conn. school shooting

2nd worst to one that happened in 1927 (although that was a bombing).

Horrifying.

I had a call scheduled an hour ago with a woman who lives 5 miles from there, she was bawling when she picked up the phone.

Doesn't Ucant live in Connecticut? What about anyone else?
by Dr. Bob
Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nicknames in the workplace.
Replies: 23
Views: 1622

Re: Nicknames in the workplace.

I used to play for the Celtics, ya know, back before I was a Navy pilot. But that whole Macho Grande incident really did me in. I got addicted to huffing paint, which landed me an amazing gig as a certified mixologist for Home Depot. I was subsequently promoted to be the crew chief for Tony Stewart...
by Dr. Bob
Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 121212
Replies: 30
Views: 3168

Re: 121212

trev wrote:Daltry has lost his voice, but he's still kinda hot. swoon
If you mean "seniors cruise" hot, then perhaps yes. Or "convalescent home" hot.
by Dr. Bob
Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: JTR strikes again
Replies: 13
Views: 2336

Re: JTR strikes again

I think I've seen Jess in a commercial, tv or film something like 4-6 times per year every year since the early days. Being a consistently working actor in ANYTHING is a major accomplishment (half of our friends out here are actors who are lucky to get any work at all). Rack the Rook ad infinitum!
by Dr. Bob
Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?
Replies: 10
Views: 691

Re: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?

The sacred tablets tell the story of the original covenant and of the great power and responsibility bestowed upon the Chosen Few through the Divine Suppositories of Empathetic Equilibrium. Our sources confirm that an Unholy Shape-shifting Demon has assumed forms that would be irresistible to each a...
by Dr. Bob
Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?
Replies: 10
Views: 691

Re: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?

Hedley, Roland Hedley is the name, dear friend. And Insatiable Curiosity are Roland Hedley's two middle names. Initials R.I.C.H. Mama Hedley had an askew sense of humor. And unfortunately it seems that the great salve of time hasn't cured the simple commonfolk of this township of the disease that ne...
by Dr. Bob
Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?
Replies: 10
Views: 691

Re: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?

Rumors have begun to leak that suggest the covenant under which The Deciders were bestowed their ultimate Deciding jurisdiction, a covenant that was handed directly from The Gods above during the now famous Ceremony of the Nearly Flaming Ficus Replica (of Northern Gastonia), is a false covenant. Thi...
by Dr. Bob
Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?
Replies: 10
Views: 691

Re: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?

The Deciders. Sounds innocuous enough, at least at first blush. The good people of this land have placed their trust in The Deciders, trust to do things like all of the necessary and relevant Deciding, and keep a close, watchful eye on any speculative and cavalier Deciding and Decisions that may be ...
by Dr. Bob
Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?
Replies: 10
Views: 691

Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?

This is Roland Hedley reporting from the offices of our West Coast Bureau. I am reporting today following a lengthy undercover investigation into the phenomenon known only as The Deciders . Taken at face value for long enough by humble, trusting folk who don't really know better, we went places you ...
by Dr. Bob
Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Deciders Have Grinched Me!
Replies: 7
Views: 1016

Re: The Deciders Have Grinched Me!

Apologies for the oversight, my friend. You are IN. Wait a second. If "The Deciders" use the word MY then that implies that there are not Deciders, but rather a singular, dictatorial, unilateral, non-plural Decider. The Decider sounds so very..... Idi Amin. Or David Stern. Somebody call T...
by Dr. Bob
Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well, well, well...
Replies: 34
Views: 3645

Re: Well, well, well...

See, this is what I love about you people. The discussion begins with an admonition about rendering a man's house unlivable and then morphs into one part smack-pillow-fight and one part serious home construction and design colloquium.
by Dr. Bob
Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well, well, well...
Replies: 34
Views: 3645

Re: Well, well, well...

Yeah, there really was a heater in the bathroom. In Baton Rouge.

Let's just be clear that I support whichever position casts my actions in the best possible light. Or heat lamp.
by Dr. Bob
Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well, well, well...
Replies: 34
Views: 3645

Re: Well, well, well...

You have a heater in your bathroom? Talk about weather pussies. Most houses these days have heat in every room. Some people even have radiant heating systems in their floors. I know you're an old fuck, but you shoulda moved on from the whole log cabin/outhouse thing a while ago... Granted we are ta...
by Dr. Bob
Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well, well, well...
Replies: 34
Views: 3645

Re: Well, well, well...

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Rack the Dr. Bob return. Wow.
Back at ya, TC!