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by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rasputin - place your last words here
Replies: 25
Views: 1724

Re: Rasputin - place your last words here

Last Words? Okay... 1) Be careful what you wish for. You might get it. This goes double for the Obamamaniacs. 2) If I end up going 3-0 in the NFL thread this week-feel free to assume I was just about to make a bunch af crappy picks. It's cool. And take the Cards and the points over the Giants at hom...
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:46 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Power rankings.
Replies: 46
Views: 2198

Re: Power rankings.

You have a point. And spanking the Bengals, Vikes, Texans and Chiefs was clutch. But props on the Colts game. Winning by more than a TD?


Awesome.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Survey
Replies: 95
Views: 6757

Re: T1B Survey

!zzubevol wrote:you call chicks "babe" ?!?!?!

how does that usually work out for you ?

Surprisingly well. It chases away the ones with no sense of humor-but they can't handle me anyway.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Survey
Replies: 95
Views: 6757

Re: T1B Survey

Less is more, Babe.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Survey
Replies: 95
Views: 6757

Re: T1B Survey

!zzubevol wrote:you want some, motherfucker ?
Chill, missy. That was just too easy a set-up. If I hadn't someone would have.

And it depends on what the mother looks like.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Replies: 165
Views: 10680

Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

Nishlord wrote:I swear that if any more brain cells leak out of my ear whilst reading Rasputin's shitty excuses for posts...
You thought that smelly brown stuff was brain cells?

And it's Rahmsputin to you.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Replies: 165
Views: 10680

Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

Dinsdale wrote:Do the right thing, S_M.
Image
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Survey
Replies: 95
Views: 6757

Re: T1B Survey

!zzubevol wrote:or else i might have to start acting all cunty and stuff.
That's an act?
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Replies: 165
Views: 10680

Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

She's a Charger fan, they all post like women.

Are you a flaming faggot, or do you just play one on the internet?



Oh wait. I don't want to know.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are any of our Board Mongs living on here at the moment?
Replies: 14
Views: 1498

Re: Are any of our Board Mongs living on here at the moment?

If America survives Obama, a post-Obama world will likely be a more Conservative world ten times more Conservative than that of Ronald Reagan. Preferably, I hope someone like Bobby Jindal smashes Obama's "message" of "hope" and "change" as just lipstick for Uncle Sam t...
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:33 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Anyone think...
Replies: 5
Views: 826

Re: Anyone think...

Rasputin wrote:New Orleans -5 @ Kansas City
Arizona -3 @ Seattle
San Diego @ Pittsburgh -4.5
http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =3&t=30051
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Survey
Replies: 95
Views: 6757

Re: T1B Survey

Mikey wrote:
Rasputin wrote:
Happiness is a warm gun.
Sin,

Mark Chapman.
That wasn't too predictable.
Bang Bang. Shoot Shoot.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How Much Can Sarah Learn in Four Years?
Replies: 16
Views: 1915

Re: How Much Can Sarah Learn in Four Years?

PSUFAN wrote:How many years until Sarah's in Playboy?

Not likely.

Maybe Tina though.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Survey
Replies: 95
Views: 6757

Re: T1B Survey

Tom In VA wrote:So far, the "Shove it up your ass folks" are winning the poll.

I hope they don't mean, all one dollar bills. Can I skate with six hundreds, a fifty and a twenty ?

Is there any mercy left ?

Anti-second amendment types tend to trend homoerotic?

Not that shocking.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are any of our Board Mongs living on here at the moment?
Replies: 14
Views: 1498

Re: Are any of our Board Mongs living on here at the moment?

Let them eat solar.

-Barak Antoinette.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Replies: 165
Views: 10680

Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

Dinsdale wrote:That was one of the dumbest retorts I've ever seen.
Not as epic as spellcheck 'smack' I guess.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How Much Can Sarah Learn in Four Years?
Replies: 16
Views: 1915

Re: How Much Can Sarah Learn in Four Years?

Sudden Sam wrote:
Rasputin wrote: Lefty chicks tend to be sleazy and have low standards
This is so sad.
Not if you're heterosexual and single.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are any of our Board Mongs living on here at the moment?
Replies: 14
Views: 1498

Re: Are any of our Board Mongs living on here at the moment?

Got a call from a lady up the road yesterday. She assured me that she heard Obama say that he was going to shut down all the coal mines. Leading this idiot on, I asked her what those people (coal miners) would do? She suggested that they would have to get electricity. A bit perplexed, I said, "...
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Replies: 165
Views: 10680

Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

Nishlord wrote:I'll give my friend Conan the Barbarian a call.
Nobody cares about your sex life, bitch.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How Much Can Sarah Learn in Four Years?
Replies: 16
Views: 1915

Re: How Much Can Sarah Learn in Four Years?

That would open up some interesting possibilities for Tina Fey, as well... That could be do-able. Lefty chicks tend to be sleazy and have low standards (them being used to lefty guys, any real man will catch them off guard). Plus they're gullible enough to believe anything. If they weren't they wou...
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Survey
Replies: 95
Views: 6757

Re: T1B Survey

Happiness is a warm gun.
Sin,

Mark Chapman.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Replies: 165
Views: 10680

Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

Nishlord wrote:Are you supposed to be Saving America right now...
No. We have at least two years before we can do anything about the Pelosi/Reid (and the other guy) suckfest.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are any of our Board Mongs living on here at the moment?
Replies: 14
Views: 1498

Re: Are any of our Board Mongs living on here at the moment?

Rack those crazy Afro-Norwegians Some of the comments are priceless. Particularly the theory about Your President being the son of Malcolm X. I'm sure Rah Rah Rasputin, The One Board's Greatest Melt Machine ('sup, Boney M) is following this Bernsteinian saga with bated breath. It's called 'being ar...
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Replies: 165
Views: 10680

Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

Nishlord wrote:
Onions wrote:do you sit around and read the dictionary all day nishlord?
No. It's called 'being articulate'.
Awesome. I guess if you're going to be a clueless cunt, you may as well be an articulate one.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Survey
Replies: 95
Views: 6757

Re: T1B Survey

It depends. On your body type (how easy you can conceal the gun) hand size (how well you can handle it) and proficiency (speaks for itself). Thje best thing to do is go to a range that rents guns and try a few out before buying one. The best gun to carry is the one you are most comfortable with. And...
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Atlanta - Nice Place?
Replies: 14
Views: 1105

Re: Atlanta - Nice Place?

Sudden Sam wrote:Has something happened in Atlanta that I'm unaware of? What happened to the crime-infested, nasty place I recall so fondly?
All the low-lifes moved to Alabama.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Veteran's Day
Replies: 29
Views: 2719

Re: Veteran's Day

Martyred wrote:
War Wagon wrote: You may disagree with the mission of those that served, but they were just following orders...
That didn't fly at Nuremburg.
What's a Nuremburg?
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Replies: 165
Views: 10680

Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

300 posts in two weeks that say "liberals suck"... The more you post, the stupider you look. When have I ever mischaracterized the lunatic left as being liberal? What? Are you fucking 3? What kind of dumbshit insult is that? It's not an insult, it's a statement of fact. And I notice both ...
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Replies: 165
Views: 10680

Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Don't look now, but the hapless 'Fins are 5-4 and sniffing the seat of respectability--possible playoffs!?
Not a chance. They almost lost to the fucking Seahawks at home, they'll find a way to completely implode.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Replies: 165
Views: 10680

Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

huh? wrote:
Rasputin wrote: When have I ever mischaracterized the lunatic left as being liberal?
I don't know what the fuck I'm babbling about.
Obviously.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Replies: 165
Views: 10680

Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

300 posts in two weeks that say "liberals suck"... The more you post, the stupider you look. When have I ever mischaracterized the lunatic left as being liberal? I believe that is the smack version of hari kari. I don't give a fuck if you think the moon is made out of cheese. Next clueles...
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Veteran's Day
Replies: 29
Views: 2719

Re: Veteran's Day

Fuck the troops . You may disagree with the mission of those that served, but they were just following orders and doing their duty as was prescribed by their elected CINC. Many died protecting your freedom to be a mouth breathing cunt. Technicaly, I don't think anyone ever died to protect Canadians...
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Replies: 165
Views: 10680

Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

huh? wrote:300 posts in two weeks that say "liberals suck"...
The more you post, the stupider you look. When have I ever mischaracterized the lunatic left as being liberal?
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Veteran's Day
Replies: 29
Views: 2719

Re: Veteran's Day

Martyred wrote:Remember when Americans went half way around the world...
Remember when Canadian beureaucrats co-opted a holiday honoring veterans to give props to themselves and the UN?

That sucked.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Replies: 165
Views: 10680

Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

huh? wrote:You, the human right-wing echo chamber...
STFU, moron. If the 'right-wing' (lefty speak for anyone who prefers Adam Smith over Karl Marx) had the sense to echo me, they'd be in charge right now.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:55 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Three Best Bets for Week Ten
Replies: 17
Views: 1094

Re: Three Best Bets for Week Ten

All I can say is Fuck The Dolphins.

Assholes.
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:48 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Three Best Bets for Week Eleven
Replies: 20
Views: 1514

Re: Three Best Bets for Week Eleven

New Orleans -5 @ Kansas City
Arizona -3 @ Seattle
San Diego @ Pittsburgh -4.5



Oakland @ Miami -10.5 is tempting, but I'll stick with the first three. Especially after those Dolphin cocksuckers gave me my first loss. :evil:
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can someone.....
Replies: 26
Views: 1883

Re: Can someone.....

please give me keys to this place so that I can clean up this facacta forum?? http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/6f/c0/kifmToysTypeBaby_ToysFisher_PriceActivity_Keys-resized200.jpg Threads will be moved, and feelings may be hurt. God willing. Just move everything to the MMA forum. Nobody goes ther...
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:48 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Mid-season predictions.
Replies: 13
Views: 779

Re: Mid-season predictions.

Prediction- NFC Finals at least. You prefer NFC Championship game , dumbfuck? Cowboys are a shoe-in to win the Super Bowl this year And yet there's an 83% chance they don't even make the playoffs. Try to have your team not suck too much this weekend. They still won't go anywhere, but they're seriou...
by Rasputin
Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Replies: 165
Views: 10680

Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

Gaylord wrote:
Rahmsputin wrote:“The lamps are going out all over America; we shall not see them lit again in our lifetime”




Piss off, you clueless tedious twat.