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by nostra
Sun Mar 26, 2023 3:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any More Old Posters Wanna Come Out?
Replies: 70
Views: 7058

Re: Any More Old Posters Wanna Come Out?

If Luther shows up, I'll know it is the End Times. Not bloody likely Wolfie. Hi Sam. As to this lovely board, still the same old song, eh? So it goes. Same as it ever was, same as it ever was 25 years later and rainneck is still felating GayinPheonix like a teenage groupie at a Jack Russel's Great ...
by nostra
Fri Apr 14, 2017 3:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4747

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

I liked you better when I thought you were dead.
by nostra
Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4747

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

Molls wants my cock and balls, faggot
by nostra
Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4747

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

molly wrote:What's up Mack Daddy?

Hi hoor. You were talking to me, right?
by nostra
Tue Apr 04, 2017 3:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What say you now, LTS?
Replies: 17
Views: 1820

Re: What say you now, LTS?

Correlation does not imply causation
by nostra
Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4747

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

Doug near DC wrote:I wasn't sure if my nic and password still worked.
Fatsak said you were dead. He said you took a kickball to the throat. I celebrated then, but now I'm really sad.
by nostra
Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What say you now, LTS?
Replies: 17
Views: 1820

Re: What say you now, LTS?

To LTS's point. September 10th, 2001 was an interesting day.


September 11 we lost the Pentagon's accounting department and the WTC buildings; The two locations that would have housed the paper trails.

That being said, LtSD is still a fucking moron.
by nostra
Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What say you now, LTS?
Replies: 17
Views: 1820

Re: What say you now, LTS?

I don't know if that's completely accurate, old friend.
by nostra
Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What say you now, LTS?
Replies: 17
Views: 1820

Re: What say you now, LTS?

oh my
by nostra
Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Replies: 164
Views: 5232

Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible

So, to recap: It's rather unfair to ask someone to do something you wouldn't do yourself I'm guessing you don't get a whole lot of blowjobs. Goobs hits one out of the park. Meltdowns from angry old ED sufferers ensue. I think that pretty well sums it up. it was a good one, no doubt, but much like y...
by nostra
Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Replies: 164
Views: 5232

Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible

Goober McTuber wrote:You not too smart.
Always funny
by nostra
Tue Mar 03, 2015 6:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Replies: 164
Views: 5232

Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible

Goober McTuber wrote:Another brilliant retort from nostradumbass.
You never were very good at this Goober.

You want us to round up some of the retards from HØNKSVILLE so you can relive your glory days and kick some retard ass at competition coloring, power napping, and booger eating?
by nostra
Tue Mar 03, 2015 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Replies: 164
Views: 5232

Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible

Goober McTuber wrote:Wow. Are both of you clowns from KC?
nostra wrote: You're as dumb as you ever were.
by nostra
Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Replies: 164
Views: 5232

Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Don't feed the old troll nostra, he's ancient, cranky, humorless and queer as a three dollar bill.

Hell, he posts naked pics of himself for dudes on anonymous message boards, so...go figure.
I hope he knows that when I told him to EAD I didn't mean my D
by nostra
Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Replies: 164
Views: 5232

Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible

Goober McTuber wrote:And you're just as humorless as ever. Go fuck yourself.
EAD, tube
by nostra
Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Replies: 164
Views: 5232

Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible

Goober McTuber wrote:
nostra wrote:It's rather unfair to ask someone to do something you wouldn't do yourself
I'm guessing you don't get a whole lot of blowjobs.
You're as dumb as you ever were.
by nostra
Tue Mar 03, 2015 4:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Replies: 164
Views: 5232

Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible

Jsc810 wrote:Pop, just wondering, but have you ever considered the remote possibility that maybe, just maybe, you might be wrong?
Have you?

It's rather unfair to ask someone to do something you wouldn't do yourself
by nostra
Tue Nov 11, 2014 4:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
Replies: 38
Views: 2923

Re: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit

Big bang has to do with the formation of the universe not the formation of Earth.

Evolution: Genesis Day 5.

for a smart guy you sure are fucking stupid, like, schmick stupid.
by nostra
Fri Nov 07, 2014 6:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
Replies: 38
Views: 2923

Re: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit

don't you have some french law to go practice?
by nostra
Fri Nov 07, 2014 6:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
Replies: 38
Views: 2923

Re: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit

Here is the counter-argument by the dissent: Today, my colleagues seem to have fallen prey to the misguided notion that the intent of the framers of the United States Constitution can be effectuated only by cleaving to the legislative will and ignoring and demonizing an independent judiciary. Of co...
by nostra
Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
Replies: 38
Views: 2923

Re: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit

Sudden Sam wrote:
nostra wrote: I'll come over here for some "intellectual" insight into the world's problems
:shock: :lol: :shock: :lol: :shock: :lol:

you seen the rest of the internet?

fucking class full of Mensan here
by nostra
Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
Replies: 38
Views: 2923

Re: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit

Blimey, a nostra sighting! Good show. How goes it nos? you stalking me, homo? all is well. most of the time I hang out with David in Tulsa and BT over at the other place and engage in mindless drivel, but from time to time I'll come over here for some "intellectual" insight into the world...
by nostra
Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
Replies: 38
Views: 2923

Re: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit

Well, 88, just from the responses in this thread you can tell who read the opinions and who did not. Probably some of the most compelling logic occurs when he addresses original meaning: All Justices, past and present, start their assessment of a case about the meaning of a constitutional provision ...
by nostra
Wed May 01, 2013 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And so it comes to this...
Replies: 63
Views: 6065

Re: And so it comes to this...

It's been years, Van, and while you may not remember this, I'm pretty much a God of the Internet, and I'm sorry but you don't have my permission to die. Until I grant you that permission, or Catfish, or Dave in Tulsa or Jay or Mace allow you to die you're stuck on this mortal coil doing whatever it ...
by nostra
Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in CA
Replies: 65
Views: 3989

Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in

Apparently they found a note that read: Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me,...
by nostra
Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in CA
Replies: 65
Views: 3989

Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in

I wish someone would napalm your keyboard, friend
by nostra
Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Remember the Mag 7?
Replies: 13
Views: 2062

Re: Remember the Mag 7?

INRAT
by nostra
Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Remember the Mag 7?
Replies: 13
Views: 2062

Re: Remember the Mag 7?

BSmack wrote:
titlover wrote:original Mag 7'er checking in.
Not unless your name is Jay, Mace, Nostra, Paintboy, Catfish.... fuck, who were the rest of that crew?

TA and DiT
by nostra
Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: right coast blizzard
Replies: 49
Views: 4864

Re: right coast blizzard

so for clarification, is AP technically a tranny?
by nostra
Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: right coast blizzard
Replies: 49
Views: 4864

Re: right coast blizzard

trev wrote:Good, good.

8 inches and counting has arrived!

:wink:

Uh, I'm a wee bit taller than that.

oh, wait... nm
by nostra
Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: right coast blizzard
Replies: 49
Views: 4864

Re: right coast blizzard

trev wrote:Today didn't get over 53 degrees here. And we just had hail.
so this is where all the sluts in tight pants hang out.

hi whore. how've you been?
by nostra
Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you
Replies: 25
Views: 2763

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Cuda wrote:

4. Trash Collector
Was # 7 in 2010; became deadlier 41.2/100,000 in 2011
29.8 per 100,000 -- Down from #5 in 2008


5. Roofers
41.2/100,000 in 2011
29.8 per 100,000 -- Down from #5 in 2008
riveting stuff
by nostra
Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If g0d is a baseball ump.....
Replies: 29
Views: 3659

Re: If g0d is a baseball ump.....

For the love of God, skelly, SHUT IT DOWN!!1!!111juan!!!one11!!1won!
by nostra
Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mace, we need to know your whereabouts the past 24 hours
Replies: 25
Views: 2212

Re: Mace, we need to know your whereabouts the past 24 hours

Impending birth? The critter is 10 months old today. I'm gonna smack that fat tub of shit for bumping this thread
by nostra
Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mace, we need to know your whereabouts the past 24 hours
Replies: 25
Views: 2212

Re: Mace, we need to know your whereabouts the past 24 hours

Papa Willie wrote:
nostra wrote: have a son on the way
The fuck! ANOTHER ONE?

thanks for bringing this back to the top, sweet faggot
by nostra
Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If g0d is a baseball ump.....
Replies: 29
Views: 3659

Re: If g0d is a baseball ump.....

apparently the legend is more entertaining as time goes on. tell me more.
by nostra
Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If g0d is a baseball ump.....
Replies: 29
Views: 3659

Re: If g0d is a baseball ump.....

I'm doing well. Still in Dallas, and probably will stay here until it's my time to die, then I'll just buy a horse and head off to Pecos and maybe the desert will take me, or maybe I'll just piss on the reaper's shoes.

Texas is a good place, kinda like an Iowa cornfield for baseball fans, I suppose.
by nostra
Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coasters
Replies: 5
Views: 704

Re: Coasters

Wolfman wrote:Hey Nos. Shit luck, and likely the fact I stopped smoking in 1990.

Good for you. I quit in 2008 - best decision of my life.

Now if we can get papa willie to quit smoking pole
by nostra
Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2257
Views: 656802

Re: Radio!!!

Punching out now. Here's the playlist. 1. Son House - Empire State Express (3:40) 2. Mavis Staples - Christmas Vacation (3:21) 3. Downchild Blues Band - Bring It On Home (2:53) 4. Otis Redding - Bring It On Home To Me (2:33) 5. Led Zeppelin - Celebration Day (3:34) 6. The Beatles - One After 909 (2...