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by Mikey
Mon Apr 15, 2024 8:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 18
Views: 409

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

They all have truth. They also include stereotypes which are based on historical truth. Is there something you don't understand about black fathers abandoning their offspring or committing crimes? You seem like a smart person so I'm not sure why you're struggling. White fathers don't abandon their ...
by Mikey
Sun Apr 14, 2024 8:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 3
Views: 126

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

Roux wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:44 pm
kcdave wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 9:24 amI am considering posting fewer nog memes.
Good.
Too late.
by Mikey
Sun Apr 14, 2024 8:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eclipse PET
Replies: 6
Views: 169

Re: Eclipse PET

d-townmike wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 4:35 pm
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by Mikey
Sun Apr 14, 2024 3:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 636892

Re: Doom

That depends on your definition of “implosion” I guess. The markets go up and the markets go down. They always have and they always will. And yet somehow we all (at least most of us) survive, and here we are pushing new highs, it seems, on a regular basis. Sure, there are winners and there are loser...
by Mikey
Sun Apr 14, 2024 2:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 18
Views: 409

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:14 pm
Rack the memes. It isn't racist if it's true. Might be stereotypical and low hanging fruit, but not racist. Screwy is a virtue signaling moron.
Care to explain how each one of these is “true” besides in your racist pea brain?
by Mikey
Sun Apr 14, 2024 1:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 636892

Re: Doom

Softball Bat wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:32 pm
Everything is fine... until it isn't fine.

Anyone with a brain knows there will be an implosion point.

Are we there?
Which you have been predicting every year since SCII (or is it SCI?).

In this case the blind squirrel is still looking for his nut.
by Mikey
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 35
Views: 789

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

For Ohtani to have been completely unaware of this you have to assume that he’s about the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.
by Mikey
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 766

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

The players defending Pete were probably shorter and less athletic, on average.
by Mikey
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 636892

Re: Doom

Probably caused intentionally by a swarthy complexioned terrorist who crossed the southern border carrying 200 lb of fentanyl, raping couple of dozen white women on the way and forcing them into sex slavery.

Thanks Joe Biden.
by Mikey
Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 467

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

But I also get a sticker that allows me to use the HOV lanes. I think you left out " not for long" . I heard they are trying to eliminate that. Mine's good for at least a couple more years. Actually, I've had it for a year and haven't yet put it on because it's pretty ugly and I don't hav...
by Mikey
Fri Apr 12, 2024 4:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 766

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

Aren’t we all Jim Rome & friends?
by Mikey
Fri Apr 12, 2024 4:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 467

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

Just got the first renewal for my Ionic 5 EV. $418 “registration fee” and $352 “license fee.” 😳😳 No weight fee at least. They may be charging more for EVs because we don’t pay any gas tax. And they need this money to maintain the high quality service we get from the DMV. But I also get a sticker tha...
by Mikey
Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 467

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

Left Seater wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 11:41 pm
All of these registrations total about 2/3rds of what Mikey was paying for his truck.
It was almost 20 years old by the time I got rid of it. The registration was like triple of a wussified F150 because the GVW was over 10,000 lb or something.
by Mikey
Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 861

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

Python wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:36 am Image
A man of constant sorrow.

RACK one of the greatest films ever made.
by Mikey
Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 861

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240411/5d1c9ef4d54805a67bf1e048bf0af79e.jpg :shock: :shock: :shock: How could any self-respecting man dress like this (obviously not the guy on the left)? But your seersucker suit rules, I have one with smaller stripes. I'm happy every summer when it fits. I didn’t...
by Mikey
Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 636892

Re: Doom

Softball Bat wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:45 am


What are we looking at here?

Pac-Man invading Africa?


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by Mikey
Thu Apr 11, 2024 5:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 766

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

My dad went to Lincoln HS. He was one year behind Vince Guaraldi.

Ken Venturi, Johnny Miller, Mike Holmgren. Maybe a little more genteel than Galileo?
by Mikey
Thu Apr 11, 2024 3:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 766

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

Gotta outrun that prostate cancer.

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by Mikey
Thu Apr 11, 2024 3:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 766

If the coffin don’t fit…

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/oj-simpson-former-football-star-acquitted-murder-dies/story?id=16354000 https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/-mm-/58efa847af3ea4b579203c720780d79f9ba96c0e/c=0-0-1698-960/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2014/06/09/1402354794000-SIMPSON.jpg?width=1170&height=661&fit=crop...
by Mikey
Thu Apr 11, 2024 3:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 35
Views: 789

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

Did that cost him another $4.5 million?
by Mikey
Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Haiku 2024
Replies: 7
Views: 168

Re: Haiku 2024

Smackchat truthiness
This broad still sux & is gax
Some things never change
by Mikey
Wed Apr 10, 2024 11:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 467

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

One EV One ICE SUV Got rid of my F250 Crew Cab a few years ago because I was paying something like $900 per year to keep the registration up to date, and I was only using it three or four times a year for building and landscape supplies after my son Eagled out of the Scouts. It's cheaper to rent one...
by Mikey
Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 467

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

Seriously Sam? I never would have suspected!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Mikey
Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1405
Views: 357672

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Thanks for posting that. It really made my day.
by Mikey
Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 313

Re: How do you hold your phone?

I'm still using a land line.

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by Mikey
Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The April 8th Eclipse
Replies: 21
Views: 573

Re: The April 8th Eclipse

The yellow line is the output from our PV system today. There were no clouds for most of the day, but there was a strange dip between about 10:00 am and noon.

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by Mikey
Tue Apr 09, 2024 4:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tide!
Replies: 15
Views: 379

Re: Tide!

I hope the tide wins. Don't want to see UConn in the finals again Like to see North Carolina State win as well. My favorite player of all time played there.. David Thompson. You’re old enough to remember David Thompson?! Thought you were a youngster. Monte Towe and Thompson and Burleson. Fun team t...
by Mikey
Tue Apr 09, 2024 3:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 313

How do you hold your phone?

I see a lot of people walking around talking on their smartphones like this. Is there a reason for that? Is it easier to stuff it in your mouth that way? Enquiring minds want to know.

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by Mikey
Mon Apr 08, 2024 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The April 8th Eclipse
Replies: 21
Views: 573

Re: The April 8th Eclipse

I’m sure seeing a total eclipse would be cool, but this was a tad underwhelming, unless you think about what’s actually happening. I mean, it’s pretty cool that a dragon is eating the sun. That’s what I told the kids next door. Their mom home schools them and I knew she wouldn’t tell them the truth...
by Mikey
Mon Apr 08, 2024 6:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The April 8th Eclipse
Replies: 21
Views: 573

Re: The April 8th Eclipse

Some people were expecting the Rapture to happen today, but I haven’t heard anything yet about DJT ascending into heaven.
by Mikey
Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: any home baristas here?
Replies: 21
Views: 502

Re: any home baristas here?

I’m a cold brew guy, have been for years (before it became a thing). I buy whole beans from a few different roasters in the city and from upstate NY, use my Breville grinder at beginning of each batch. In fact, I would argue anyone who isn’t using freshly ground beans has no idea what they’re doing...
by Mikey
Mon Apr 08, 2024 7:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: any home baristas here?
Replies: 21
Views: 502

Re: any home baristas here?

I go into the break room at work and, when nobody’s looking, fish used K-pods from the trash, and take them home and re-use them. You can usually get a decent second cup from these. Maybe not quite as good as the first but it’s free and it helps reduce the plastic waste stream. Dude. Do you pull ou...
by Mikey
Mon Apr 08, 2024 2:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: any home baristas here?
Replies: 21
Views: 502

Re: any home baristas here?

I go into the break room at work and, when nobody’s looking, fish used K-pods from the trash, and take them home and re-use them. You can usually get a decent second cup from these. Maybe not quite as good as the first but it’s free and it helps reduce the plastic waste stream.
by Mikey
Sun Apr 07, 2024 10:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: any home baristas here?
Replies: 21
Views: 502

Re: any home baristas here?

K-pods are expensive and wasteful, a needless part of the ridiculous stream of plastic waste that’s poisoning our planet. Hope you and all the rest of us are going barefoot. Those damn athletic shoes we love are destroying the planet with every step we take. https://www.trailrunnermag.com/people/cu...
by Mikey
Sun Apr 07, 2024 12:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: any home baristas here?
Replies: 21
Views: 502

Re: any home baristas here?

K-pods are expensive and wasteful, a needless part of the ridiculous stream of plastic waste that’s poisoning our planet. Stop being lazy and try making it yourself. You might even find that you like it better.

JMHO
by Mikey
Sun Apr 07, 2024 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-6-24
Replies: 5
Views: 187

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-6-24

I was thinking of going to see Frampton when he comes to San Diego on April 14. I had a pre-sale code when tickets came out because I donate to the San Diego Symphony, which owns the venue. The tickets that I wanted, which aren't even that close to the stage, were going for $300. Fuck that and fuck ...
by Mikey
Sun Apr 07, 2024 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The April 8th Eclipse
Replies: 21
Views: 573

Re: The April 8th Eclipse

It's fake. Done on a Hollywood soundstage.
by Mikey
Sun Apr 07, 2024 12:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???
Replies: 34
Views: 755

Re: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???

We, Mrs Mike and I, had lunch at In N Out this afternoon. None of them are franchises, BTW. All owned by the family business. Double Double animal style (grilled onions and secret sauce) Cheeseburger, protein style (lettuce wrap, no bun) Fries, well done (cooked a little longer so they're crispier) ...
by Mikey
Sat Apr 06, 2024 3:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 636892

Re: Doom

Eclipse? Yeah nobody knew that was coming. Well Marjorie says its because we need to repent. “God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent. Earthquakes and eclipses MTG, Boobert, Gayts, the Orange One and many more things to come,” Yep I think some repentment is definitely in order.