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by Mikey
Mon May 13, 2024 10:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 33
Views: 595

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 9:40 pm
Mikey wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 7:45 pm
Dude spams just about every thread with a monotonous repetitive, intelligence-free and humorless political diatribe,
Irony. It's what's for dinner.
Not even close. Nice try though.
by Mikey
Mon May 13, 2024 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
Replies: 9
Views: 173

Re: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 2:50 am I only have one mother. I am only required to call one person on Mother's Day, right?
My mom passed away 28 years ago. But my wife is a mother and Mothers Day is a good excuse to do something nice with her.
by Mikey
Mon May 13, 2024 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
Replies: 9
Views: 173

Re: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?

mvscal wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 5:45 pm
Mikey wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 4:20 pm
mvscal wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 2:15 pm

Only Midwesterners will understand.
Thank God and gOD I don’t qualify.
Think Stouffer's lasagne and such dispensed at a drive thru.
Sounds like a wonderful tradition.
by Mikey
Mon May 13, 2024 7:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 33
Views: 595

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

At least JPG uses creative phrasing with his takes. They might be repetitive but they can be fun to read. He doesn’t and they’re not (fun to read). But that’s just me. I guess if you enjoy a massive word salad with a generous portion of spam, then you should be well sated. Dude spams just about eve...
by Mikey
Mon May 13, 2024 7:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 32
Views: 712

Re: A Murder of Crows...

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 7:33 pm Is Mikey the first person to make this thread overtly political?

Just checking something..
Are you offended by what I posted?


A blizzard of snowflakes.

Sin,
HPG
by Mikey
Mon May 13, 2024 5:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 32
Views: 712

Re: A Murder of Crows...

A rally of (at least 82,000) MAGAts.
by Mikey
Mon May 13, 2024 4:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
Replies: 9
Views: 173

Re: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?

mvscal wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 2:15 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 2:05 pm
JPGettysburg wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 6:25 am

Correct.

And it's nice to take mom to a nice place for primo Italian cuisine.
Like Fazoli's!

-dtown
Only Midwesterners will understand.
Thank God and gOD I don’t qualify.
by Mikey
Mon May 13, 2024 4:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 33
Views: 595

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

8) It's all about context. Now you’re starting to get it. Not funny except to you and your little gang of lubed up middle aged fudge packers and maybe a few others like Eat A Dick. Great company. And BTW, your musical taste pretty much sucks as well. Nothing more pathetic than aged out hair bands tr...
by Mikey
Mon May 13, 2024 1:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1410
Views: 529243

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Roux wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:55 pm
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by Mikey
Mon May 13, 2024 1:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TKO
Replies: 8
Views: 202

Re: TKO

When are they going to switch to pickleball? Much more grace and athleticism required.
by Mikey
Sun May 12, 2024 11:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just ordered one
Replies: 8
Views: 202

Re: Just ordered one

Ahhh… so that’s a 16 inch mockup in the kiddie pool.
by Mikey
Sun May 12, 2024 8:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just ordered one
Replies: 8
Views: 202

Re: Just ordered one

Yeah it’s better that the ultra rich should be buying this stuff than paying higher taxes.
by Mikey
Sun May 12, 2024 7:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 33
Views: 595

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

It means I’m a racist.

Or I need some riting lessons.
by Mikey
Sun May 12, 2024 1:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 33
Views: 595

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

You got me all figured out Mikey. Just a big ol' card carrying racist. Sent from my SM-G998U using Tapatalk I’ve often been told that I have remarkable of perception. I’ll bet some of your best friends are “black.” And BTW…if you go back and read my post I never called you a racist. I only said tha...
by Mikey
Sat May 11, 2024 10:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 33
Views: 595

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

Your reading comprehension leaves a lot to be desired as well. I never said that you posted anything racist.

Are you repeating fifth grade in the fall?
by Mikey
Sat May 11, 2024 9:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 33
Views: 595

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

I hate to break this to you Dave, but the racist memes really aren't funny at all. I know you just mean to stir things up but it's really not working except maybe for you and a few trools of well below average character and intelligence like EAP. So go ahead and keep it up if you want but I'm just l...
by Mikey
Sat May 11, 2024 8:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...
Replies: 27
Views: 650

Re: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...

The O.J. jury got it wrong as well No it did not. The criminal trial had a burden of proof of beyond a reasonable doubt. The prosecution failed to meet that burden. The civil trial has a lesser burden of proof, and that jury found it was met. There's nothing inconsistent about it whatsoever. Carry ...
by Mikey
Sat May 11, 2024 7:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 32
Views: 712

Re: A Murder of Crows...

A casserole of penises.

Sin,
JPGettingbuggered



A classroom of underage girls.

Sin,
pedokkkal
by Mikey
Fri May 10, 2024 5:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jimmy Johnson. RIP
Replies: 6
Views: 217

Re: Jimmy Johnson. RIP

Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 5:38 pm
Fuck the Cowboys and anyone tainted with their stench.
This
by Mikey
Fri May 10, 2024 12:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 32
Views: 712

Re: A Murder of Crows...

Waiting for my dinner to cook and really hungry, so I can’t get this out of my head (…provide link to ELO thread here…).

A RACK of ribs.


KCDave…any comments?
by Mikey
Thu May 09, 2024 10:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jimmy Johnson. RIP
Replies: 6
Views: 217

Re: Jimmy Johnson. RIP

RIP

Truly one of the GOATs. I remember him well from the late 60s early 70s Niners. He and Kermit Alexander made a pretty formidable pair of DBs. Same Niners team with Gene Washington John Brodie (both from Stanford), and Ted Kwalick.
by Mikey
Thu May 09, 2024 10:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3293
Views: 903822

Re: Doom

3 Cornal Mass Ejections on their way Cornal Ejections? I think Dr Scholls makes something for that. We do need to take this seriously, though. I know that the earth, as we know it, has been destroyed fairly regularly by these things. #DoomII https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSzg...
by Mikey
Thu May 09, 2024 10:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...
Replies: 27
Views: 650

Re: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...

You’ve shown a propensity to obsess over other people’s genitalia. Do you actually have any of your own?
by Mikey
Wed May 08, 2024 10:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 32
Views: 712

Re: A Murder of Crows...

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 10:51 pm A Train of Trolls
RACK
by Mikey
Wed May 08, 2024 9:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 32
Views: 712

A Murder of Crows...

A gaggle of geese
A pod of whales
A school of fish
A committee of vultures

What do you call a bunch of snails?

Image
by Mikey
Wed May 08, 2024 3:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
Replies: 77
Views: 18258

Re: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!

The only hero worshippers here are the ones prostrating themselves before their orange demigod. Everyone else is just hoping that Smith will successfully accomplish his important task.

Nice job of projection, though.
by Mikey
Tue May 07, 2024 11:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Replies: 84
Views: 1842

Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?

Post a science experiment backing up your fantastical claim that water can cling to the outside of a flying, spinning ball. It is absurd. Ever tossed a soaking wet tennis ball into the air? If not then you should give it a try. You’ll probably find that no matter how high you toss it or how much yo...
by Mikey
Tue May 07, 2024 5:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Replies: 84
Views: 1842

Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?

Screw_Michigan wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 5:08 pm Let's talk tennis. That's much more fun than discussing flat earf.
Not by much. :lol:

…besides, see my previous post. I already connected the two subjects.
by Mikey
Tue May 07, 2024 4:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Replies: 84
Views: 1842

Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?

Post a science experiment backing up your fantastical claim that water can cling to the outside of a flying, spinning ball. It is absurd. Ever tossed a soaking wet tennis ball into the air? If not then you should give it a try. You’ll probably find that no matter how high you toss it or how much yo...
by Mikey
Tue May 07, 2024 2:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Replies: 84
Views: 1842

Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?

Let me clue you two fellas in on something, since you seem a bit slow... People continue to bait me into fl@t earth discussion, and it's been discussed for hundreds of pages in threads on 3 different message boards. If you globe zealots were able to prove your globe with science and facts, such wou...
by Mikey
Tue May 07, 2024 1:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Replies: 84
Views: 1842

Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?

I am not aware of anyone claiming to have circumnavigated the flat earth by following the inside of the Antarctic ring. Ever wonder why? Not really. I am much more interested in facts and science than I am people making claims about having done things. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Mikey
Tue May 07, 2024 7:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-4-24
Replies: 25
Views: 680

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-4-24

Carson, T1B's Roman Polanski Agreed. Carson's Auburn chronicles, detailing the slow descent into madness as the main characters withdraw from the world around them, terrified me in a way that no run-of-the-mill football post can. His unique blend of surreal nightmare leading to full psychotic break...
by Mikey
Tue May 07, 2024 1:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Replies: 84
Views: 1842

Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?

Softball Bat wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 11:01 pm
I am not aware of anyone claiming to have circumnavigated the flat earth by following the inside of the Antarctic ring.
Ever wonder why?
by Mikey
Mon May 06, 2024 10:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Replies: 84
Views: 1842

Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?

Sorry it's not following your particular protocol. Obviously nothing short of a continuous video would satisfy you, and even then probably not. But Guinness tends to research these things and they apparently are satisfied. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2020/9/adventurer-lisa-blair-sails-...
by Mikey
Mon May 06, 2024 9:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Replies: 84
Views: 1842

Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?

I haven’t read through this entire thread, but one question comes to mind, and maybe this has already been raised. If Antarctica forms a circle, or whatever shape, around the edge of the flat Earth, then how do you account for those who have crossed it, either on land or in the air? Or even circumn...
by Mikey
Mon May 06, 2024 5:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Replies: 25
Views: 727

Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)

JPGettysburg wrote: Sun May 05, 2024 3:25 pm
Don't worry. This November will bring you the crystal clear clarity you lack in your life.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :meds:

Your stupid stupidity and ignorant ignorance seem to be endlessly endless.
by Mikey
Mon May 06, 2024 4:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Replies: 84
Views: 1842

Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?

I haven’t read through this entire thread, but one question comes to mind, and maybe this has already been raised. If Antarctica forms a circle, or whatever shape, around the edge of the flat Earth, then how do you account for those who have crossed it, either on land or in the air? Or even circumna...
by Mikey
Sun May 05, 2024 5:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-4-24
Replies: 25
Views: 680

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-4-24

We took our two (grown) kids and daughter in law to the Rady Shell in San Diego on Friday to see Raiders of the Lost Ark “in concert” with the San Diego Symphony. We did this last summer for Princess Bride and will be going back in a couple months for Return of the Jedi. Seeing these films with the ...
by Mikey
Sun May 05, 2024 5:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3293
Views: 903822

Re: Doom

My specialty. 8) 8)
by Mikey
Sun May 05, 2024 3:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-4-24
Replies: 25
Views: 680

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-4-24

Damn that looks tasty. We’re having about a dozen people over this afternoon for a spur of the moment bbq. Made a big batch of potato salad last night and marinating some boneless chicken thighs in teriyaki and breast tenders in Italian dressing to grill and serve on brioche buns. I’ll also be grill...