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- Fri Mar 29, 2024 6:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How many sc@m phone calls do you get in an average day?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 42
Re: How many sc@m phone calls do you get in an average day?
We dropped our land line a couple of years ago because the only calls we got were scam calls. Probably a dozen per day and a pain to block, which doesn’t really do any good anyway because they just use different spoofed numbers each time. I get a few per day on my cell phone but I don’t answer any n...
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Opening day.
- Replies: 9
- Views: 127
Re: Opening day.
RACK the four run seventh.
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Opening day.
- Replies: 9
- Views: 127
Re: Opening day.
We have trees, grass, bigger mountains, and bigger waves. You can maybe claim Santa Cruz, but that's questionable If everybody had an ocean Across the U.S.A. Then everybody'd be surfin' Like Californi-a You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies Huarachi sandals too A bushy bushy blonde hairdo Surfin' U....
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Opening day.
- Replies: 9
- Views: 127
Re: Opening day.
Deep down you're Giants fan. You grew up in the Bay area. That's why you're going to the game on Saturday. Looks like there's a lot of Giants fans at the game. 1-0 Giants. I think you've got me there. I was at my oldest best friend's house in Portola Valley on 11/1/2010. That was one of the greates...
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Racism & election interference
- Replies: 194
- Views: 4367
Re: Racism & election interference
Maybe I should have said "ilk?"
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Racism & election interference
- Replies: 194
- Views: 4367
Re: Racism & election interference
The prick that 90% of your cohort believes was ordained by God to be our savior.
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
- Replies: 23
- Views: 447
Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
I'll rack that.Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:25 pmI realize you're joking, but I made my prior statement as one who appreciates not seeing every bit of minutia about celebrity/superjock that comes along.
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Opening day.
- Replies: 9
- Views: 127
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Opening day.
- Replies: 9
- Views: 127
Re: Opening day.
You're welcome. He didn't want to be here anyway. But fuck you about Blake Snell.
I've got tickets for Giants/Padres on Saturday. Probably a rainout but we'll go down there and, if there's no game, just go out to dinner.
I've got tickets for Giants/Padres on Saturday. Probably a rainout but we'll go down there and, if there's no game, just go out to dinner.
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
- Replies: 23
- Views: 447
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
- Replies: 23
- Views: 447
Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
This column is remarkably balanced, considering the author. https://www.latimes.com/sports/dodgers/story/2024-03-26/shohei-ohtani-ippei-mizuhara-gambling-theft-hernandez Ohtani has kept a distance not only from the journalists who chronicle him, but also the players with whom he’s shared the field. ...
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Don’t miss out
- Replies: 22
- Views: 422
Re: Don’t miss out
First Corinthian: "Nice leather seats on the barstools here."StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pmTwo Corinthians walk into a bar...Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Bartender: "We got the leather from the last rich Corinthian that stopped here."
Second Corinthian:
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Don’t miss out
- Replies: 22
- Views: 422
Re: Don’t miss out
From the Henny Youngman Bible.StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pmTwo Corinthians walk into a bar...Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
- Replies: 23
- Views: 447
Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
I haven’t watched the video but either this guy is lying or Japan has much different privacy laws than the US. A US bank would NEVER be able to give out that kind of information to the press. And, just surmising here, but if it was a Japanese bank, wouldn’t it have been yen and not $$?
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
- Replies: 38
- Views: 1018
Re: The Eagle Has Landed!
If you mistakenly stare straight into the eclipse and injure your eyes you can fix it with some ivermectin. Or maybe a little Clorox.
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: For all you dumbasses…
- Replies: 23
- Views: 446
Re: For all you dumbasses…
Bullshit. You're not very good at making stuff up.Sven Golly wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:49 pm An overwhelming number of covid deaths were attributed to co-morbidities, such as obesity for example.
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3235
- Views: 548137
Re: Doom
This bridge, apparently, was a disaster waiting to happen. Built in a busy shipping lane with almost no protection for the piers and relatively spindly legs. This would never happen on the West Coast. The ship ran into and collapsed one of those legs and the rest went down like dominoes. https://www...
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Don’t miss out
- Replies: 22
- Views: 422
Re: Don’t miss out
Yes. Maybe you're too young to remember this.
https://www.politico.com/story/2016/01/ ... ble-217938
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 6:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: For all you dumbasses…
- Replies: 23
- Views: 446
Re: For all you dumbasses…
I know NO ONE who can tell me the “vaccine” works. I'm alive, unlike all the conservatives who didn't take the vaccine and died from Covid-19. It's that simple. Kind of hard to prove a negative, as the old saying goes. Except in the SEC, apparently. The threshold for positive covid tests was (is?) ...
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Don’t miss out
- Replies: 22
- Views: 422
Re: Don’t miss out
Also, don't miss out on Donald's “God Bless the U.S.A" Bible. https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trump-backed-bibles-are-latest-entry-cringeworthy-list-rcna145266 Only $60, and endorsed by Donald' Trump, a known man of faith. He says that it’s his favorite book and that he has...
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
- Replies: 23
- Views: 447
Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Over $4 million wired, from his personal account, in nine transactions to a known bookmaker. And we are now supposed to believe he never knew about it? :shock: :shock: Give me a fucking break. First he says he was just helping out his friend. Then he changes his story to say he knew nothing about it...
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Don’t miss out
- Replies: 22
- Views: 422
Re: Don’t miss out
I figure it will settle at around $1.00 or $2.00 with or without the meme stock dorks. Somebody is going to make a killing by shorting it.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3235
- Views: 548137
Re: Doom
I may have to postpone Spring Break trip to Baltimore.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: For all you dumbasses…
- Replies: 23
- Views: 446
Re: For all you dumbasses…
Throw them a few rolls of paper towels. They should be OK.Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:29 pmReally?! Hard to dispute much of what our Puerto Rican friend posts.Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:22 pm You have an uncanny ability to find the most ridiculous cranks on the interwebs and share their nonsense.
Https://boriquagato.substack.com/archive?sort=new
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Don’t miss out
- Replies: 22
- Views: 422
Re: Don’t miss out
I may have to re-read that one next. It’s been many years. Right now I’m reading “Blood Meridian” by Cormac McCarthy. It’s a bit of a slog and his style takes a while to get used to, but I’m determined. BTW, DJT seems to have leveled out at around 70…oops 69, so I’m not too far in the hole. Should b...
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Don’t miss out
- Replies: 22
- Views: 422
Don’t miss out
on this great opportunity!!! You can still get in on the ground floor. I just bought a share of DJT (Trump Media &Technology Group), which hit the NASDAQ this morning, for $75.32. OK so I lost $5.66 in the first 10 minutes, but I’m not worried. This company is going places. They only lost $49 mi...
- Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 577
- Views: 177445
Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
New York’s no cash bail apparently is reserved for violent criminals. I guess you don’t get it either (unless maybe you’re being sarcastic). Trump isn’t posting bail. :meds: In Alabama they arrest black women in their own home for complaining about their white neighbors making too much noise. https...
- Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 577
- Views: 177445
Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Poor and balck and can't meet bond? Fuck you, off to jail you go. Poor and orange and can't meet bond? Here, how about a 60% reduction? 'Zactly.... Uh no... Ever heard of no cash bail? Look into it...it's a thing now And Trump's bond should've been reduced to zero. Cash (or no cash) bail to secure ...
- Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday
- Replies: 14
- Views: 502
Re: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday
Saw this on the road on Friday. I figured that it was the Former President’s personal honey wagon transporting a week’s worth of his excrement.
- Mon Mar 25, 2024 1:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Insane Lottery games $$$
- Replies: 14
- Views: 347
Re: Insane Lottery games $$$
Did you need an ID to enter?
- Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 508
- Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:08 am
- Forum: Cooking Forum
- Topic: Tonight's Dinner
- Replies: 76
- Views: 12574
Re: Tonight's Dinner
Halibut and asparagus, both grilled on a cast iron plate in the gas Webber. Crusty multi grain sourdough, warmed in the oven. Meyer lemon slices from our tree.
Simple but healthy and very tasty.
Simple but healthy and very tasty.
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shit That's Blooming Now
- Replies: 6
- Views: 119
Re: Shit That's Blooming Now
It's a start...
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shit That's Blooming Now
- Replies: 6
- Views: 119
Re: Shit That's Blooming Now
Oh and btw, Mikey- you should look into some other items for your gardens tailored for your area. There has been a significant amount of breeding in Anigozanthos (Kangaroo Paws), Agastache, and Salvia greggii. All will do quite well in your climate, especially the Anigozanthos. There are some excel...
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shit That's Blooming Now
- Replies: 6
- Views: 119
Re: Shit That's Blooming Now
Just returned from the Monterey area a couple days ago. Yes, the flowers are starting to hit their stride. Not much Ceonothus in the area, but I do miss seeing it even if just along the roadsides. Once you get a bit further south into the central coast (Lompoc, Santa Barbara), it is much more preva...
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: IN
- Replies: 6
- Views: 194
Re: IN
I don't know. I think there should be some limits on who should be allowed to go topless.
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shit That's Blooming Now
- Replies: 6
- Views: 119
Shit That's Blooming Now
Spring has just started and some of the native plants have begun to pop. Ceanothus "Ray Hartman" and verbena lilacina (in the pot) https://i.imgur.com/DBTd8Uo.jpg Ceanothus "concha" https://i.imgur.com/3XAn9pE.jpg Ceanothus "blue jeans" https://i.imgur.com/GBIaphw.jpg C...
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 508
Re: You guys ever get gussied up?
Japoland
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 5:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 508
Re: You guys ever get gussied up?
Verrrry funny. In some countries, you know, that’s considered a sign of respect.Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 5:26 amNot sure that pointing & laughing is really all that interesting.
A few people have offered to lend me their wheelbarrow.
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 508
Re: You guys ever get gussied up?
I occasionally go out in my birthday suit. I get some interesting comments.