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by Charles De Mar
Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm starting to believe one Jewish stereotype
Replies: 15
Views: 606

Re: I'm starting to believe one Jewish stereotype

Maybe these shitheads will learn to not hang around with people engaging a military vehicle with rocks and bad words.

Pure Pwnage.
by Charles De Mar
Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: KFC Nog Gif Request
Replies: 4
Views: 793

Re: KFC Nog Gif Request

R-Jack wrote:Do we have a bucket of anything that can divert this retard's attention from this board?
Ask your boss to pull your internet connection.
by Charles De Mar
Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: KFC Nog Gif Request
Replies: 4
Views: 793

KFC Nog Gif Request

Do any of you fools have links to those cool KFC bucket o Chikkken Gifs that have mvscal football and basketball players chasing through the crowd?

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those are awesome.
by Charles De Mar
Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Clemens-McCready Thread?
Replies: 24
Views: 2451

Re: No Clemens-McCready Thread?

A new game to play

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Roger Clemens is to Mindy as :


mvscal cock is to pikkle


fucking with a defenseless victim in all the wrong places at the wrong times in a criminal manner.
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
Replies: 170
Views: 7979

Re: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)

[ yeah, well this isnt the first thing you've fucked up... :jimmah: You do realize that Wombanimal (aka Bennish) is not c_u (the Menstrual Michaelangelo). She just saved a pictutre of c_u in her photobucket account. Light coming on yet, Chuckles?[/quote] Do you have fuckin alzheimers? There's 3 nam...
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
Replies: 170
Views: 7979

Re: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)

Goober McTuber wrote:[You really are that stupid, aren't you Chuckles?
Focus, fuckhead. The question on hand is how stupid are you?
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How Would You Help Megan Out?
Replies: 16
Views: 1245

Re: How Would You Help Megan Out?

well, we have a message board full of very angry and bored people, the news report gave us a city and street address and we have a name....
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
Replies: 170
Views: 7979

Re: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)

Goober McTuber wrote:[//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/WOMANIMAL/Anangtoesucking.jpg[/img]

She’s not exceptionally hot, but definitely better looking than Wombanimal. Oh, and she’s obviously quite limber.

yeah, well this isnt the first thing you've fucked up... :jimmah:
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
Replies: 170
Views: 7979

Re: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)

cinderella_undercover wrote:To go along with your shit posting?
I apologize for making the assumption you do not sport a package.
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How Would You Help Megan Out?
Replies: 16
Views: 1245

How Would You Help Megan Out?

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=84523" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cali-necks losing the roof over their heads
Replies: 23
Views: 558

Re: Cali-necks losing the roof over their heads

Dinsdale wrote:What I learned: don't pull off by the ramps to let a car cool down in Oakland.

*cue* mvscal, gnignog, pikkkle reply in 3....2...1...
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
Replies: 170
Views: 7979

Re: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)

cinderella_undercover wrote:You may be on to something?

And it can't be my mom......cause she only likes black men.

your mom is sTanLey PiKKKlez?
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Our MMA event was a total hit!
Replies: 86
Views: 5699

Re: Our MMA event was a total hit!

BTW, I wasn't going to mention it before because it's so weak I figured it'd be a one-n-done, but "OCirieMikagos" is one of the worst uses of poster name smack that I've ever seen. Hang on...lemme check my calendar....sonofabitch!...it's "Help a Shit Poster Day". Alright, Charle...
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
Replies: 170
Views: 7979

Re: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)

Possibly. See, you're all supposed to cap on me now for being a disgusting pig, and whatsuch. I like this place, but I'll be fucked if you folks don't know how to play along?! We got a major disconnect occuring here, let me help. 1. You don't have a cock. 2. You don't have balls. 3. You aren't fasc...
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Our MMA event was a total hit!
Replies: 86
Views: 5699

Re: Our MMA event was a total hit!

Douchebag wrote:i when it comes to BEATING ASS i could take any of those goddamn nancy fairyboys. fuck them. FUCK THEM in the fucking assholes
You and OCirieMikagos should get together for drinks. He likes gay pron too.
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Our MMA event was a total hit!
Replies: 86
Views: 5699

Re: Our MMA event was a total hit!

Word. Length is nothing compared to width. I f you're so long that you're banging the cervix, but barely touching the walls, you're not going to impress anybody. It's not dins's fault that his hog might as well have "Dixon Ticonderoga" tattooed on the side. To him, sex probably feels like...
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Our MMA event was a total hit!
Replies: 86
Views: 5699

Re: Our MMA event was a total hit!

The more that pic gets posted, you can almost smell the distinct odor of rotting salmon.

The only things those broads are missing is an adam's apple.
sin,
Flee and pikkks
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Our MMA event was a total hit!
Replies: 86
Views: 5699

Re: Our MMA event was a total hit!

Dear Mr. ZycloneOompaLoompa de Garcia-Larzarga Maricon; I'm not part of the haters, ese. I, like you, am of mestizo origins, holmes. I celibrate with great pride in your latino success because as you know most of our brothers and sisters are stuck doing uneducated, menial labor like fixing mufflers,...
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Watch out playas and pimps...
Replies: 5
Views: 300

Re: Watch out playas and pimps...

Im reserving judgement till I hear from biggg fukkkken pikkkkle
by Charles De Mar
Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New Here, Hi!!!
Replies: 46
Views: 3114

Re: New Here, Hi!!!

Well this went pretty badly, pretty quickly.

Maybe flee will take a cue from tampon girl and start making mud art.
by Charles De Mar
Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
Replies: 170
Views: 7979

Re: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)

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WTF....doesnt' really rise to the level of ...
by Charles De Mar
Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Thinking about doing a PET of my life
Replies: 6
Views: 330

Re: Thinking about doing a PET of my life

The Big Punkass Bitch wrote: That was probably one of the hardest things I've ever had to do in my life. The entire ride to the vet with him in my lap....putting him on the table...

18 years....God I loved that dog. :( :( :(
Irie Dogos?
by Charles De Mar
Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Onda hala okulonga koPolytech moNamibia
Replies: 43
Views: 3178

Re: Onda hala okulonga koPolytech moNamibia

Dying from a burst colon?

wow.
by Charles De Mar
Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Our MMA event was a total hit!
Replies: 86
Views: 5699

Re: Our MMA event was a total hit!

Those motherfuckers look like the assholes I had out to the ranch the other day to put in a fence line. Stupid beaners only dug 7 post holes and ran away when the fuckin ICE guys came driving by on thier way to the Burger King.

Sorriest $50 I've ever spent for the lamest bunch of lazy spics.
by Charles De Mar
Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:59 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: 2008 Smack-Off Winner
Replies: 13
Views: 4620

Re: 2008 Smack-Off Winner

Fuckheads.
by Charles De Mar
Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have you ever lost...
Replies: 14
Views: 1670

Re: Have you ever lost...

SEC Ballsucking Homer wrote:I could care less about area codes.

I'm scared to death of other zip codes.
You speak truth.
by Charles De Mar
Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New Here, Hi!!!
Replies: 46
Views: 3114

Re: New Here, Hi!!!

Atomic Punk is on the good list, he seems like a cool dude. So far this is how I see it Cool People Atomic Punk Bobby42 Wolfman Flea Charles De Mar Probably gay and losers, but I am still holding out hope MgoBlue-LightSpecial mvscal PSUFAN Mikey For sure flaming homos that enjoy licking hairy balls...
by Charles De Mar
Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dallas
Replies: 72
Views: 2932

Re: Dallas

What part of TTTown are the gnignog strip clubs at?

sincerely,
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B. Picccles
by Charles De Mar
Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: BAN ME, MOTHERFUKKKER, BAN ME!!!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 2321

Re: BAN ME, MOTHERFUKKKER, BAN ME!!!!!

Big Pickle will alway have a special place in everyones heart and especially in the medical community for being the one Mulatto that actually came out looking like a fuckin sleestak...

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by Charles De Mar
Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Helping a Pickle Out
Replies: 16
Views: 957

Re: Helping a Pickle Out

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Pickletime
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OK, I Leave
Replies: 16
Views: 1254

OK, I Leave

Ok, you all have convinced me that I have no fliends here since Yum Yum Saladbar left.

Sad.

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by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
Replies: 35
Views: 1368

Re: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending

Jeff in SD wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote: I've replied quite a bit to people i'm enjoing insulting in this thread.
You having internet access is an insult to everyone with an IQ over 50.

You dont seem to be bothered...
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
Replies: 35
Views: 1368

Re: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending

Dinsdale wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:I wont clik on your shitty stories anymore.

Sure thing, Chuckles.

BTW-how many times have you clicked on this one so far?

I've replied quite a bit to people i'm enjoing insulting in this thread.

But as far as the story is concerened, I haven't read it....what was it about?
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
Replies: 35
Views: 1368

Re: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending

If your dickshunairy is authored by Dinsdale and 'piqued interest' is the same as I wont clik on your shitty stories anymore out of fear of the horrwa they contain, then yeah.
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
Replies: 35
Views: 1368

Re: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending

Add to that, I'm moving into a room in a sweet house with some dude from Kenya who works at NASA and some Messican guy who is an engineer at CISCO . Oh, and neither of them have any ambitions about killing me along with every other white man or tossing mothers and their toddlers in the gas chamber....
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Pickles Metaphor
Replies: 2
Views: 306

The Pickles Metaphor

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by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
Replies: 35
Views: 1368

Re: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending

Goober McTuber wrote: BTW, RACK OCmike.

Of course you did.

There's nothing funny or interesting about what OC dork wrote.
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Market Update
Replies: 40
Views: 799

Re: Market Update

There's a lot of people reading this and .... :x
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Whorled should Boycott the Chinky Olympics
Replies: 16
Views: 1912

Re: The Whorled should Boycott the Chinky Olympics

BSmack wrote:
Cuda wrote:China and the Olympics deserve each other
Dear God, I've actually found something I can agree with Cuda on.

Your both fuxxed.
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
Replies: 35
Views: 1368

Re: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending

Why does he keep writing these really shitty reads? a) because he can actually author a multi-line post (seems strange to you, I know) b) because they're funny (seems strange to you, I know) c) because RtS needs to know who to pray for d) all of the above One can tell you're not very good at test t...