Maybe these shitheads will learn to not hang around with people engaging a military vehicle with rocks and bad words.
Pure Pwnage.
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- Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm starting to believe one Jewish stereotype
- Replies: 15
- Views: 606
- Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: KFC Nog Gif Request
- Replies: 4
- Views: 793
Re: KFC Nog Gif Request
Ask your boss to pull your internet connection.R-Jack wrote:Do we have a bucket of anything that can divert this retard's attention from this board?
- Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: KFC Nog Gif Request
- Replies: 4
- Views: 793
KFC Nog Gif Request
Do any of you fools have links to those cool KFC bucket o Chikkken Gifs that have mvscal football and basketball players chasing through the crowd?
those are awesome.
those are awesome.
- Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: No Clemens-McCready Thread?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2451
Re: No Clemens-McCready Thread?
A new game to play
Roger Clemens is to Mindy as :
mvscal cock is to pikkle
fucking with a defenseless victim in all the wrong places at the wrong times in a criminal manner.
Roger Clemens is to Mindy as :
mvscal cock is to pikkle
fucking with a defenseless victim in all the wrong places at the wrong times in a criminal manner.
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
- Replies: 170
- Views: 7979
Re: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
[ yeah, well this isnt the first thing you've fucked up... :jimmah: You do realize that Wombanimal (aka Bennish) is not c_u (the Menstrual Michaelangelo). She just saved a pictutre of c_u in her photobucket account. Light coming on yet, Chuckles?[/quote] Do you have fuckin alzheimers? There's 3 nam...
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
- Replies: 170
- Views: 7979
Re: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
Focus, fuckhead. The question on hand is how stupid are you?Goober McTuber wrote:[You really are that stupid, aren't you Chuckles?
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How Would You Help Megan Out?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1245
Re: How Would You Help Megan Out?
well, we have a message board full of very angry and bored people, the news report gave us a city and street address and we have a name....
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
- Replies: 170
- Views: 7979
Re: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
Goober McTuber wrote:[//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/WOMANIMAL/Anangtoesucking.jpg[/img]
She’s not exceptionally hot, but definitely better looking than Wombanimal. Oh, and she’s obviously quite limber.
yeah, well this isnt the first thing you've fucked up... :jimmah:
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
- Replies: 170
- Views: 7979
Re: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
I apologize for making the assumption you do not sport a package.cinderella_undercover wrote:To go along with your shit posting?
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How Would You Help Megan Out?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1245
How Would You Help Megan Out?
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- Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Cali-necks losing the roof over their heads
- Replies: 23
- Views: 558
Re: Cali-necks losing the roof over their heads
Dinsdale wrote:What I learned: don't pull off by the ramps to let a car cool down in Oakland.
*cue* mvscal, gnignog, pikkkle reply in 3....2...1...
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
- Replies: 170
- Views: 7979
Re: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
cinderella_undercover wrote:You may be on to something?
And it can't be my mom......cause she only likes black men.
your mom is sTanLey PiKKKlez?
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Our MMA event was a total hit!
- Replies: 86
- Views: 5699
Re: Our MMA event was a total hit!
BTW, I wasn't going to mention it before because it's so weak I figured it'd be a one-n-done, but "OCirieMikagos" is one of the worst uses of poster name smack that I've ever seen. Hang on...lemme check my calendar....sonofabitch!...it's "Help a Shit Poster Day". Alright, Charle...
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
- Replies: 170
- Views: 7979
Re: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
Possibly. See, you're all supposed to cap on me now for being a disgusting pig, and whatsuch. I like this place, but I'll be fucked if you folks don't know how to play along?! We got a major disconnect occuring here, let me help. 1. You don't have a cock. 2. You don't have balls. 3. You aren't fasc...
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Our MMA event was a total hit!
- Replies: 86
- Views: 5699
Re: Our MMA event was a total hit!
You and OCirieMikagos should get together for drinks. He likes gay pron too.Douchebag wrote:i when it comes to BEATING ASS i could take any of those goddamn nancy fairyboys. fuck them. FUCK THEM in the fucking assholes
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Our MMA event was a total hit!
- Replies: 86
- Views: 5699
Re: Our MMA event was a total hit!
Word. Length is nothing compared to width. I f you're so long that you're banging the cervix, but barely touching the walls, you're not going to impress anybody. It's not dins's fault that his hog might as well have "Dixon Ticonderoga" tattooed on the side. To him, sex probably feels like...
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Our MMA event was a total hit!
- Replies: 86
- Views: 5699
Re: Our MMA event was a total hit!
The more that pic gets posted, you can almost smell the distinct odor of rotting salmon.
The only things those broads are missing is an adam's apple.
sin,
Flee and pikkks
The only things those broads are missing is an adam's apple.
sin,
Flee and pikkks
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Our MMA event was a total hit!
- Replies: 86
- Views: 5699
Re: Our MMA event was a total hit!
Dear Mr. ZycloneOompaLoompa de Garcia-Larzarga Maricon; I'm not part of the haters, ese. I, like you, am of mestizo origins, holmes. I celibrate with great pride in your latino success because as you know most of our brothers and sisters are stuck doing uneducated, menial labor like fixing mufflers,...
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Watch out playas and pimps...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 300
Re: Watch out playas and pimps...
Im reserving judgement till I hear from biggg fukkkken pikkkkle
- Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: New Here, Hi!!!
- Replies: 46
- Views: 3114
Re: New Here, Hi!!!
Well this went pretty badly, pretty quickly.
Maybe flee will take a cue from tampon girl and start making mud art.
Maybe flee will take a cue from tampon girl and start making mud art.
- Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
- Replies: 170
- Views: 7979
Re: Proof that even I am human (NSFW) (G)
WTF....doesnt' really rise to the level of ...
- Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Thinking about doing a PET of my life
- Replies: 6
- Views: 330
Re: Thinking about doing a PET of my life
Irie Dogos?The Big Punkass Bitch wrote: That was probably one of the hardest things I've ever had to do in my life. The entire ride to the vet with him in my lap....putting him on the table...
18 years....God I loved that dog.
- Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Onda hala okulonga koPolytech moNamibia
- Replies: 43
- Views: 3178
Re: Onda hala okulonga koPolytech moNamibia
Dying from a burst colon?
wow.
wow.
- Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Our MMA event was a total hit!
- Replies: 86
- Views: 5699
Re: Our MMA event was a total hit!
Those motherfuckers look like the assholes I had out to the ranch the other day to put in a fence line. Stupid beaners only dug 7 post holes and ran away when the fuckin ICE guys came driving by on thier way to the Burger King.
Sorriest $50 I've ever spent for the lamest bunch of lazy spics.
Sorriest $50 I've ever spent for the lamest bunch of lazy spics.
- Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:59 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: 2008 Smack-Off Winner
- Replies: 13
- Views: 4620
Re: 2008 Smack-Off Winner
Fuckheads.
- Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Have you ever lost...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1670
Re: Have you ever lost...
You speak truth.SEC Ballsucking Homer wrote:I could care less about area codes.
I'm scared to death of other zip codes.
- Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: New Here, Hi!!!
- Replies: 46
- Views: 3114
Re: New Here, Hi!!!
Atomic Punk is on the good list, he seems like a cool dude. So far this is how I see it Cool People Atomic Punk Bobby42 Wolfman Flea Charles De Mar Probably gay and losers, but I am still holding out hope MgoBlue-LightSpecial mvscal PSUFAN Mikey For sure flaming homos that enjoy licking hairy balls...
- Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dallas
- Replies: 72
- Views: 2932
Re: Dallas
What part of TTTown are the gnignog strip clubs at?
sincerely,
B. Picccles
sincerely,
B. Picccles
- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: BAN ME, MOTHERFUKKKER, BAN ME!!!!!
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2321
Re: BAN ME, MOTHERFUKKKER, BAN ME!!!!!
Big Pickle will alway have a special place in everyones heart and especially in the medical community for being the one Mulatto that actually came out looking like a fuckin sleestak...
- Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Helping a Pickle Out
- Replies: 16
- Views: 957
Re: Helping a Pickle Out
Pickletime
- Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: OK, I Leave
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1254
OK, I Leave
Ok, you all have convinced me that I have no fliends here since Yum Yum Saladbar left.
Sad.
Sad.
- Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1368
Re: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
Jeff in SD wrote:You having internet access is an insult to everyone with an IQ over 50.Charles De Mar wrote: I've replied quite a bit to people i'm enjoing insulting in this thread.
You dont seem to be bothered...
- Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1368
Re: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
Dinsdale wrote:Charles De Mar wrote:I wont clik on your shitty stories anymore.
Sure thing, Chuckles.
BTW-how many times have you clicked on this one so far?
I've replied quite a bit to people i'm enjoing insulting in this thread.
But as far as the story is concerened, I haven't read it....what was it about?
- Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1368
Re: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
If your dickshunairy is authored by Dinsdale and 'piqued interest' is the same as I wont clik on your shitty stories anymore out of fear of the horrwa they contain, then yeah.
- Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1368
Re: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
Add to that, I'm moving into a room in a sweet house with some dude from Kenya who works at NASA and some Messican guy who is an engineer at CISCO . Oh, and neither of them have any ambitions about killing me along with every other white man or tossing mothers and their toddlers in the gas chamber....
- Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Pickles Metaphor
- Replies: 2
- Views: 306
- Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1368
Re: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
Goober McTuber wrote: BTW, RACK OCmike.
Of course you did.
There's nothing funny or interesting about what OC dork wrote.
- Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Market Update
- Replies: 40
- Views: 799
Re: Market Update
There's a lot of people reading this and .... :x
- Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Whorled should Boycott the Chinky Olympics
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1912
Re: The Whorled should Boycott the Chinky Olympics
BSmack wrote:Dear God, I've actually found something I can agree with Cuda on.Cuda wrote:China and the Olympics deserve each other
Your both fuxxed.
- Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1368
Re: The Mrs Lecter story...the tragic ending
Why does he keep writing these really shitty reads? a) because he can actually author a multi-line post (seems strange to you, I know) b) because they're funny (seems strange to you, I know) c) because RtS needs to know who to pray for d) all of the above One can tell you're not very good at test t...