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by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charles De Mar and YumYum
Replies: 35
Views: 3967

Re: Charles De Mar and YumYum

Hey man, you cant double post here.

It makes them mad.

But, forget that.

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Do you think this tie would look good on douchebags or stevos neck?
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charles De Mar and YumYum
Replies: 35
Views: 3967

Re: Charles De Mar and YumYum

Charles, Douchebag is my partner Obviously, he's very agitated What we plan to do is take our fists and pummel Rosie O'Donnel anus I'll capture it all on a camcorder and make cheesy, funny comments like in those "America's Funniest Home Videos" shows. Douchebag will be ready for a nice, w...
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spot the Bullshit
Replies: 52
Views: 1481

Re: Spot the Bullshit

BSmack wrote:Dins,

Either make your fucking point or STFU. Nobody gives a fuck about the law degree you got from Rolling Stone.

Stay on the spelling Smack, you're ok at that, politics not so much.
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Obama trains for career as janitor?
Replies: 4
Views: 271

Re: Obama trains for career as janitor?

Rootbeer wrote:Image
"Who knew you could make an entire outfit out of a box of Huggies"
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charles De Mar and YumYum
Replies: 35
Views: 3967

Re: Charles De Mar and YumYum

Dinsdales used Douchebag wrote: it's easy to stuff up asshole and feed a goddamn human chain. you godDAMNIT. fuckng pssed and im squirming i just injected in my own fucking ASS

IM FUCKING

Why does dinsdale have two accounts?
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charles De Mar and YumYum
Replies: 35
Views: 3967

Re: Charles De Mar and YumYum

let this fuckheaded diphole your fucking HOLES, i'm a professional ASS a living pansy ass nancy fucking the goddamn gizz out of your goddamn earholes. THE FUCK UP OR I Well, you certainly are no DC Smackmaster http://theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=48&t=27213" onclick="window.op...
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where's your welcoming committee?
Replies: 9
Views: 1374

Re: Where's your welcoming committee?

jerome moore wrote:what kind of troll board is this?

It sucked prior to us joining.
AP's Tarp Sized Panties wrote:Just be glad someone is posting here.
Pretty much.

Ingrates.
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Moratorium on shit phrases.
Replies: 52
Views: 2832

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Holy fuck, they put up like 5 more while I was typing a short post? Deal with it, admins. but you said.... I guess it all boils down to all thing being relative. In comparison to some of these new folks, even your worst day isn't sounding nearly so bad. after replying to an apriori post Although I ...
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:56 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: For those that don't know the FNG's in the Smackoff
Replies: 17
Views: 2927

Re: For those that don't know the FNG's in the Smackoff

YumYumSaladBar wrote:

It excites Dinsdale (Praise Be Upon Him)...

...and he's got Posts: 16980 don't ya know
Is Dinsdale (Peace be upon him) gonna blow up now?

rack him, or whatever
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Moratorium on shit phrases.
Replies: 52
Views: 2832

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

quote="Dinsdale"

Just sayin'

Bode
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Moratorium on shit phrases.
Replies: 52
Views: 2832

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

YumYumSaladBar wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Followed up with post total smack?

My ignore list is starting to think it's Christmas.
yeah, you just keep ignoring us like you are

Dude, He's got Eternal Sc0'bod3.

We better watch teh fuck out!
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Moratorium on shit phrases.
Replies: 52
Views: 2832

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Dinsdale wrote:Followed up with post total smack?

My ignore list is starting to think it's Christmas.
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we.

are.

INYOURDOME!
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Moratorium on shit phrases.
Replies: 52
Views: 2832

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

"You take this too seriously" smack? For reals? And the ignore list just keeps growing. Welcome to T1B forums Please keep this e-mail for your records. Your account information is asfollows: ---------------------------- Username: Dinsdale: Manginaistasty Board URL: http://theoneboard.com/...
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:40 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: For those that don't know the FNG's in the Smackoff
Replies: 17
Views: 2927

Re: For those that don't know the FNG's in the Smackoff

So you guys are just gonna say hell with the whole organization portion and bring the funnay however you wanna do it, huh? Ok! Rack! If this is a forebearer of things to come -- then I picked a great week to get out of town. E-fucking-gads. Yeah, yeah, we get it. You're a useless twat. And you are ...
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Moratorium on shit phrases.
Replies: 52
Views: 2832

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Do whatever makes you happy, dude. For myself, I've declared a moratorium on shit posters. This board has become a great deal more readable since they added the ignore feature. My list of "foes" has been bulking up pretty good as of late. And it's still probably just the tip of the iceber...
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 5 Dead Wire Characters
Replies: 31
Views: 2356

Re: Top 5 Dead Wire Characters

Ok, Biggie ....... http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/character_season05/landing/butchie_90.jpg http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/90x94/characters/thestreet/propjoe.jpg http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/90x94/characters/thestreet/dangelo.jpg http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/90x94/characters/thestreet/...
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Moratorium on shit phrases.
Replies: 52
Views: 2832

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

IndyFrisco wrote:IKYABWAI? you ankle-biting fucktard.

^^^ Of course, that's the same as banning a user and we don't like that anymore ^^^


:hfal: Can we get a ruling on the autofellatio quotient here? :hfal:

Diogenes wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:You people are really interesting.
Not really.

Well, maybe compared to you.
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pinched nerve pain recommendations
Replies: 71
Views: 3493

Re: Pinched nerve pain recommendations

Are you fucking kidding me? Abso-fucking-lutely horrid attempt at smack. Go ahead and link the board up with any funnay contributions you've ever thrown down. Just one will do. Until that time, you're nothing more than another Dio who has forgone the bolding to instead stamp his own sorry ass nic a...
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Moratorium on shit phrases.
Replies: 52
Views: 2832

Re: Moratorium on shit phrases.

Fascinating thread.


You people are really interesting.
by Charles De Mar
Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:10 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: For those that don't know the FNG's in the Smackoff
Replies: 17
Views: 2927

Re: For those that don't know the FNG's in the Smackoff

LOLOLOL!!!111 Teh FUNNAY.
by Charles De Mar
Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:09 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Sign-in thread
Replies: 91
Views: 13501

Re: Sign-in thread

Things are looking busier for me. And if this is foreshadowing what's to come, then not only will I not play, I won't even read the shit. Out. But when you crown a "champion," let me know. I'll be waiting. Wow, Posts: 16929 I bet you have the strength of ten men don'tchya? naw, we've only...
by Charles De Mar
Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Geez, talk about a major league buttfucking
Replies: 19
Views: 353

Re: Geez, talk about a major league buttfucking

Obama would be an unmitigated disaster for America. Hey, if we can survive 4 years of Jimmy Carter, we can survive 4 years of Obama. Hillary, I'm not so sure. That bitch truly frightens me. Obama has the most liberal voting record in congress. THE MOST LEFT WING LIBERAL. Tell me what the upside of ...
by Charles De Mar
Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pinched nerve pain recommendations
Replies: 71
Views: 3493

Re: Pinched nerve pain recommendations

RevLimiter wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
You have a pain and

you spoke to a staff nurse....

and now you are asking for medical advice on this fuckjob board?

Go fuckyourself.
What a ray of sunshine YOU are, Chuckles.

I'm trying to make new fliends. I'm new to the bored. Will you be mine?
by Charles De Mar
Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pinched nerve pain recommendations
Replies: 71
Views: 3493

Re: Pinched nerve pain recommendations

Anyone have any recommendations for alleviating this shooting pain? I spoke to our staff nurse and got the usual Aleve/Ibuprofen, heat/ice, resting the affected area, yadda, yadda, yadda. That goes without saying. Just wondering if anyone had any homeopathic/non-conventional treatments that helped ...
by Charles De Mar
Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: with apologies to Dan Vogel
Replies: 3
Views: 240

Re: with apologies to Dan Vogel

Yeah, those little yellow bastards are crying...... with joy. I'm sure they got quite a bit of useful data from this little exercise which we blabbed about to the entire fukking planet for some time now. We should have knocked that fuking thing out THEN announced to everyone what we did. Gawd, what...
by Charles De Mar
Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Total eclipse of the moon on Wed. 2/20/08
Replies: 44
Views: 3008

Re: Total eclipse of the moon on Wed. 2/20/08

Epoch eclipse engrained enigmatically
by Charles De Mar
Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hypothetical situation.
Replies: 33
Views: 1061

Re: Hypothetical situation.

Let's say that then you show up for work and find out that the person you used-to work with has brutally stabbed his s/o to death over the weekend.... How would you feel about that co-worker? I'll share how I would hypothetically feel about this later... After the police find out about you and your...
by Charles De Mar
Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Total eclipse of the moon on Wed. 2/20/08
Replies: 44
Views: 3008

Re: Total eclipse of the moon on Wed. 2/20/08

"Let me stick it in your ass, baby" Asses are for faggots....even if it's a bitches ass. Is anybody really surprised that mvscal, with all his faggot talk, is actually a closet faggot. Pickles you are so right. I'm right there with you man, you tell em. Hey pickles check out this epic link
by Charles De Mar
Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober McTuber, Watch This Video Please
Replies: 4
Views: 824

Re: Goober McTuber, Watch This Video Please

WTF going on here. You are a raging homo.... :paul:






Your a stupid fuck that deserves it, if you are dumb enough to click on that link.
by Charles De Mar
Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Big Pickle, Watch This Video Please
Replies: 0
Views: 942

The Big Pickle, Watch This Video Please

It's aNIIIIIIIIICEvideo that can help you in your stilted online performance on this here bb.


work safe and all that...
by Charles De Mar
Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:40 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Sign-in thread
Replies: 91
Views: 13501

Re: Sign-in thread

YumYumSaladBar wrote:I'm going to leave this bitch till later

I have my salty mansacks firmly wedged into his prepubescent mouth.

You however have got a cute mangina ...I think we're going to be fliends

Are you saving the ATM for Goober McFaggots?
by Charles De Mar
Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: !Check out this awesome video!
Replies: 30
Views: 2244

Re: !Check out this awesome video!

Interesting extrapolation. It's nice to know because it reinforces my decision to not visit that board. I'm coming to the conclusion that Rumple is essentially your bestest and brightest. Fucking bunch of retards. Using the F word makes you feel better about the trite shit you post, doesn't it?
by Charles De Mar
Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:35 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Sign-in thread
Replies: 91
Views: 13501

Re: Sign-in thread

Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends I bet you'd like that huh? Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a se...
by Charles De Mar
Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:33 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Sign-in thread
Replies: 91
Views: 13501

Re: Sign-in thread

Paedo and oedipal smack to start your career as a fire retardant dummy? strange choice but we can see where you're going... hear that sound? thats my balls smacking your gooch over and over and over again I'm typing on a poorly conceived bulletin board populated by a bunch of malcontents, halfwits,...
by Charles De Mar
Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:21 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Sign-in thread
Replies: 91
Views: 13501

Re: Sign-in thread

Paedo and oedipal smack to start your career as a fire retardant dummy?


strange choice but we can see where you're going...
by Charles De Mar
Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:19 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Let's get ready to RUMPLE (Smackoff 2008)
Replies: 16
Views: 3383

Re: Let's get ready to RUMPLE (Smackoff 2008)

How much you want to bet that knigger lover mvscal is too afraid to join the smackoff. What a cunting little snieveling bitch, it is. You huff gasoline on a regular basis dont you? jibber jabber jibber jabber > just what the fuck is your point CDM? Pointing out the oblivious, obvious, whatever it i...
by Charles De Mar
Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Uncle Fester McCain?
Replies: 4
Views: 429

Re: Uncle Fester McCain?

McTraitor: "Teddy Kennedy and I want amnesty for the 20 million undocumented workers in this country" Hitlery: "Why don't we just have open borders or annex Mexico?" McTraitor: "Holy fukken tacos, batwoman! What a brilliant idea. Fukk the White European Americans that built...
by Charles De Mar
Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: !Check out this awesome video!
Replies: 30
Views: 2244

Re: !Check out this awesome video!

Goober McTuber wrote:So stucknut.com is a message board totally dedicated to gays. Nice to know.
^ We rest our case.

Goobs cackgazes from a closet.....
by Charles De Mar
Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My letter to Hillary
Replies: 52
Views: 832

Re: My letter to Hillary

I never said it would happen, just it was the ideal solution for a modern 21st century democracy to undertake. Of course as we become more oligarchic, the chances for true democratic reform become nil and zero. You do realize the country you shit in is a Constitutional Republic with Democratic inst...
by Charles De Mar
Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:45 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Let's get ready to RUMPLE (Smackoff 2008)
Replies: 16
Views: 3383

Re: Let's get ready to RUMPLE (Smackoff 2008)

The Big Pickle wrote:How much you want to bet that knigger lover mvscal is too afraid to join the smackoff. What a cunting little snieveling bitch, it is.

You huff gasoline on a regular basis dont you?