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- Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:09 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Sorry Folks...
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1918
Re: Sorry Folks...
Too bad. I'd have to say of all the participants, Fester made me laugh the most. yeah same here, I like his personality as well. BTW, that idiot, ryan in Htown (the stucknut dots shithead)....pissed off yum yum so much I dont think he'll be back either. He thinks you're all a bunch of wankers (yeah...
- Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:31 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
Fag7 How clever, did you come up with that all by yourself? Nah, you had to have help. Good thing you didn't use that gem in the SO, everyone probably would have dropped out and left you as the winner. :meds: I was funny and fresh. YOU not so much. Gawd....i can't believe i actually read your shite...
- Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Would You? Theread #73 of this genre
- Replies: 7
- Views: 420
Would You? Theread #73 of this genre
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Jamm up Cam's mother and aunt in one session?
- Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So who are the asshats..
- Replies: 61
- Views: 3721
Re: So who are the asshats..
What, am i supose to look upon this clown like he is some sort of internet gawd.. He may have some rep here, but he aint much than a piece of shit to me. participation in the smackoff = free watching a blithering idiot meltdown over the result = priceless and right a cue here comes WW riding the co...
- Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: WTF Stcuknut? Why no love?
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2564
Re: WTF Stcuknut? Why no love?
WTF is this JIbber Jabber?
- Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:26 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1 Judging Update
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2704
Re: Round 1 Judging Update
Cam wrote:Jeff in SD wrote:So who are you on the nut?Charles De Mar wrote:
Meh., that's the role I played on 'nut...
he isnt from the nut
your fear is palpable.
- Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So who are the asshats..
- Replies: 61
- Views: 3721
Re: So who are the asshats..
"My business" at this moment is telling you what a complete fucking tard you are. You are truly the stuff of which board bitches are made. Maybe at this dump... but i see this site already has 2 of them... Cam, are you this lame? Let me tell you something pendejo. you think you have nothi...
- Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:21 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1 Judging Update
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2704
Re: Round 1 Judging Update
Jay in Phoenix wrote:Not enough money in the bank for that one Chas.
Now stop crying little boy.
It's unbecoming.
And yet, funny as hell.
For all the wrong reasons.
Jay
Meh., that's the role I played on 'nut...
- Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:43 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1 Judging Update
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2704
Re: Round 1 Judging Update
Who can I paypal to insure that I get over on Jay in Fucktard?
- Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:15 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
Look, Im just trying to assuage the fact that I showed all of you my penii and you all laughed.
This is tough to deal wiff.
This is tough to deal wiff.
- Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:15 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
Hey DC, why don't you relax? Its obvious you are THE MAN and should win this without any trouble. And you are the ONLY entertainer here. Seriously. Your opening round vid was priceless. What I'm saying is there are at least 3 other NON lackeys that DID win thier rounds and if they dont advance, then...
- Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: WTF Stcuknut? Why no love?
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2564
Re: WTF Stcuknut? Why no love?
I'm a CURRENT member at the nut and you guys are hating on me. Why? Oh... that clears up the confusion. I was under the impression a wayward tard found this website by chance. Now that you've identified yourself as being a much maligned loser from whatever website that is hanging off the Bitter Elf...
- Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:10 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
Bunch of bullshit around here. If you guys DONT want new participants than act accordingly. That's why your board has the same tards talking about the same stupid crap for the last 5 years, you get no new content and have no ability to draw any NEW membership. I can't really judge how my round playe...
- Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:21 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
YumYumSaladBar wrote:I'm out.
I've got better shit to do than fanny about here anymore....
night night amerwika
yeah, fuckit.
This is stupid.
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- Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: WTF Stcuknut? Why no love?
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2564
Re: WTF Stcuknut? Why no love?
C'mon, I've been on the radio with da rome. I cannot be the worst playa there...Goober McTuber wrote:They’re hating on you because you are monumentally retarded. Even by stucknut standards.Charles De Mar wrote:I'm a CURRENT member at the nut and you guys are hating on me. Why?
- Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:23 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
I even posted my fcking game-plan... http://theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=27239&p=499756#p499756" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ....and yet bell-ends like Mvscal still miss the fcking target! "Change the game plan?" You never fcking read it yo...
- Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: WTF Stcuknut? Why no love?
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2564
WTF Stcuknut? Why no love?
I'm a CURRENT member at the nut and you guys are hating on me. Why?
I LURVE jim rome.
http://www.xtrasportsradio.com/pages/streaming.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I teh streaming him right now.
I LURVE jim rome.
http://www.xtrasportsradio.com/pages/streaming.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I teh streaming him right now.
- Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:17 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
I like the way you signature your posts.Goober McTuber wrote: Your surrender is duly noted. Moron.
- Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:52 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
Goober McTuber wrote:
It's the straight up truth, Charles De Tard. Ask me questions. I was in the business.
WhoGAS, why would I ask a moron like you anything ? You clearly cannot be good at what your do, judging by your online presence.
- Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:40 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
Chuck de Mar, I had six car dealership in the Treasure Valley as clients of mine and I saw their payrolls. It always pissed me off that I had 7 1/2 years of higher education and these used car salesmen were making three times as much money as I was. I don't know about Goober's alleged past occupati...
- Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Charles De Mar and YumYum
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3967
Re: Charles De Mar and YumYum
RadioFan wrote:Yeah, we got that after your first 64 posts.Charles De Mar wrote:Fester, PSU and that MVSCL dude appear to be the only people on this board that dont take a second sniff of other men's farts.
^the daily homo blast requirement is now satisfied^
65?
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- Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:44 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Smackoff bookie now taking wagers
- Replies: 25
- Views: 3238
Re: Smackoff bookie now taking wagers
Has saladtosser been to the salad buffet yet?
- Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:58 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
I once worked as a friendly car dealerman. I didn't have to. Moron. Well that's mighty impressive considering most car salesmen are either down and out methheads or upgraded shoe shine salesmen. Horseshit. I was in my twenties. I worked at a very upscale dealership (Porsche, Audi, BMW), and within ...
- Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:22 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
Goober McTuber wrote: I once worked as a friendly car dealerman. I didn't have to. Moron.
Well that's mighty impressive considering most car salesmen are either down and out methheads or upgraded shoe shine salesmen.
- Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:26 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
You asked the friendly car dealerman how much the nice shiny car's monthly payment would be, didnt you?Goober McTuber wrote:Gotta be pretty embarrassing getting schooled by one of them in the smackoff, eh?Charles De Mar wrote: I guess that's what we get for playing with the people of this board with double digit IQs.
- Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SMASH
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2882
Re: SMASH
Goober McTuber wrote:About 59 cents a can around here. I'd pay more if they still mixed in a little dolphin.
Sweet I'll take 3 cans please.
The smell reminds me of Jay in Phoenix...
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- Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SMASH
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2882
Re: SMASH
Is that less than $2?Goober McTuber wrote:
Sorry, Charlie.
- Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:58 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
You switch hit, well.YumYumSaladBar wrote:
you calling me a poofta?:paul:
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- Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:49 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
Yumyum seems to be overly fascinated with male pudenda and ejaculate. I'm thinking "..." may win round one without even having to make another post. Keep talking dirty Mikey > I'm off to play hockey soon and you're making me really sweaty :hfal: On another note: unless some of you wankers...
- Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:18 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
All Yum Yum posts should have this playing in the background when you guys ask him for the bukkake facial.
- Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SMASH
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2882
Re: SMASH
Uncle Fester wrote::D
This board has been making me laugh out loud today.
Ronnie the shoe salesman would be proud.
YUMYUM just scared teh shit out of everyone.....ITS OVA!
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- Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:33 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
- Replies: 200
- Views: 19544
Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
Neely8 wrote:I think Jay in Phoenix could win without even posting. I hope he shows up though and blasts Speedy Gontrollez back to whatever shit board that blessed us with him....
Porque?
- Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Yo Pickle
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1568
Re: Yo Pickle
Uncle Fester wrote:The real question is why didn't mvscal sign up? Or Goobs or Rayduh James?
Who am I? Why am I here?
I hope you win.
No, really.
- Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:48 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Get to know the Judges!!
- Replies: 27
- Views: 4230
Re: Get to know the Judges!!
Dinsdale wrote:Cuda wrote:Calvin Natt
You suck.
Are you too busy today, puto?
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- Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Charles De Mar and YumYum
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3967
Re: Charles De Mar and YumYum
I had rather hoped that one of you would give me a good shoeing in the warm-up threads. A good shoeing? You mean like a boot in the ass? Thats the spirit fester! :D Now just get the rest of these Homms to fight Fester, PSU and that MVSCL dude appear to be the only people on this board that dont tak...
- Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Charles De Mar and YumYum
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3967
Re: Charles De Mar and YumYum
Cuda wrote:l to r: YumYumSaladBar, unidentified rent boy, Charles De Mar
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Dude, c'mon man.
- Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Charles De Mar and YumYum
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3967
Re: Charles De Mar and YumYum
yum yum, Unless you plan on going George Mason in the Smackoff, I can't see any of this material delivering. What exactly is your plan for posting something worth reading? http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20020318/sp1.jpg l to r: YumYum, YumYum hitting submit in the smackoff Well thats a very good ...
- Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Raising up a Douchebag
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1724
Re: Raising up a Douchebag
You ain't got much sense, do ya boy? Taunting DB and The Crew is like poking a stick at this: http://herpjournal.com/2004/Kansas_2/05_19_04/fullsize/05_19_04_4.jpg Your best bet would be to just slowly back away and say you're sorry. http://www.ooze.com/finger/assets/images/jcash.jpg GFY, google it.
- Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Raising up a Douchebag
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1724
Raising up a Douchebag
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r99/rwaddington/douche2.jpg Tackling Foul Language in Children http://www.4to40.com/images/parenting/tackling/tackling.gif Children can pick up bad language from people they regularly intract with, such as drivers, servants, ayahs, etc... by Some Fucking Retard Us...
- Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Charles De Mar and YumYum
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3967
Re: Charles De Mar and YumYum
Mr. Schwump wrote:Has the Smack-Off or Smack-On or whatever it is called started ?
Nope, when it starts, this music will be playing
and other stuff will happen.