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by Cuda
Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:01 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Soooo, Part 2...
Replies: 14
Views: 2465

Re: Soooo, Part 2...

After painstakingly studying & analyzing the game film, I can only say one thing:

QQMF
by Cuda
Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: IN LOVING MEMORY OF VAN
Replies: 58
Views: 3142

Re: IN LOVING MEMORY OF VAN

so what happened to van? suicide? He blew his brains out, didn't he? Didn't have the nerve to slit his wrists or David Carradine himself?
by Cuda
Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AP I Love you man
Replies: 6
Views: 1206

Re: AP I Love you man

Oh fuck! :lol: :lol: :lol: I haven't been here in months and I'm so deep in AP's dome, it's like I never was away. Never again will I tell AP to back away from the vodka bottle. No, no, no... vodka is your fliend! It's calling your name right now... "Aaaaayyy Peeeeeee. Yeah, you... c'mere a min...
by Cuda
Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More Bullshit Socialist Agitprop
Replies: 36
Views: 3239

Re: More Bullshit Socialist Agitprop

mvscal wrote: They can make that much easily enough slinging Elgrande Fapgasmic Dildoccinos at Starbucks.
FTFY
by Cuda
Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone Ever Own One of These?
Replies: 37
Views: 2809

Re: Anyone Ever Own One of These?

Sudden Sam wrote:I'm looking for a cheap pickup truck or SUV that won't leak oil on the driveway. That's about the only stipulation...and that it doesn't stink like hell.
No such vehicle exists that has all 3 requirements
by Cuda
Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: which punk icon are you?
Replies: 73
Views: 4734

Re: which punk icon are you?

Dinsdale wrote:
The ignorant, idiotic answer would be "Billy Idol."
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That's wags in a nutshell, btw
by Cuda
Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: which punk icon are you?
Replies: 73
Views: 4734

Re: which punk icon are you?

You got: Johnny Rotten from Sex Pistols and Public Image Ltd. http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr06/10/8/enhanced-buzz-17910-1392038148-11.jpg You’re smart and clever, and constantly disappointed that the world doesn’t measure up to your high standards. You have a mean streak, a...
by Cuda
Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:43 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Super Plans? Hot Wing & Deep Fried Pheasant PET
Replies: 13
Views: 4500

Re: Super Plans? Hot Wing & Deep Fried Pheasant PET

Pheasant is basically a wild chicken with really nice feathers- originally imported here from china. You can probably figure out from this what it tastes like.
by Cuda
Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guys, could we cool it with the "Pedo in Seattle" blasts?
Replies: 24
Views: 2301

Re: Guys, could we cool it with the "Pedo in Seattle" blasts

is the moratorium still on? this one hits all the bases Police: 10-year-old girl drove SUV into DMV office Posted on: 5:39 pm, February 10, 2014, by Heather Mills, updated on: 10:42pm, February 10, 2014 PARKER, Colo. — A 10-year-old girl was charged with careless driving Monday. She was behind the w...
by Cuda
Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Interstate etiquette
Replies: 144
Views: 11935

Re:

bbqjones wrote:
R-Jack wrote:My pet peeve is when I am in the right lane and people coming on the freeway expect me to adjust to let them in.

Motherfucker, YOU are merging. YOU make the nessesary adjustments.
youre an asshole. get the fuck off the cellphone and drive like a man.
I miss bbqjones
by Cuda
Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is dat you, boy?
Replies: 2
Views: 856

Re: Is dat you, boy?

Nyah, it's just me
- Dennard
by Cuda
Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gifts you really wish somebody would give you
Replies: 27
Views: 2384

Re: Gifts you really wish somebody would give you

Sudden Sam wrote:I'm happy as all phuk. I needed a new helmet and yesterday my wife offered to get me the one I wanted.

It's on its way.
She should OF just scrubbed the one you have
by Cuda
Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) So this "Duck Dynasty" thing... (!) - bad boobjob page 2
Replies: 68
Views: 4558

Re: So this "Duck Dynasty" thing...

R-Jack wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:The Dixie Chicks were right. How did that taste?
Ask them - and their shrunken income...
It appears A&E did.
A&E has plenty of shitty programming- the Dicksy Chicks would fit right in.
by Cuda
Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) So this "Duck Dynasty" thing... (!) - bad boobjob page 2
Replies: 68
Views: 4558

Re: So this "Duck Dynasty" thing...

Mikey wrote:
He has every right to say what he wants, and the network has every right to flush tens of millions of dollars in revenue down the shitter, or whatever they want to do with it.
FTFY, btw
by Cuda
Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: disabled combat vets pensions cut ?
Replies: 26
Views: 2107

Re: disabled combat vets pensions cut ?

so... suddenly the GOP thinks a reduction of an increase is now considered a cut?

it must depend on whose gubmint cheese is being talked about
by Cuda
Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cortland, NY destroyed by rampaging students
Replies: 38
Views: 2824

Re: Cortland, NY destroyed by rampaging students

Image

doesn't look that out of control to me. we had lots of parties like this at my fraternity.
sure the cops showed up, but nobody got arrested- at least not for a day or two later
by Cuda
Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So TVO - have you enrolled in Obamacare yet?
Replies: 17
Views: 2825

Re: So TVO - have you enrolled in Obamacare yet?

Moving Sale wrote:I WILL REPLACE R-JACK AS m0D in 15 DAYS!
by Cuda
Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So TVO - have you enrolled in Obamacare yet?
Replies: 17
Views: 2825

Re: So TVO - have you enrolled in Obamacare yet?

Moving Sale wrote:You re getting pretty froggy for a pedophile there R-Jackmeofflittlegirl.
Whoah! TVO has turned into InkyDave and thinks R-Jack is Y2K

Image

Only a matter of time before he starts vowing to replace R-Jack as m0D in 17 Days
by Cuda
Wed Nov 13, 2013 6:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Murder a US Ambassador?
Replies: 88
Views: 5909

Re: Murder a US Ambassador?

and of course we know the cops are all angels and would never alter a blood test- or allow a drunken colleague to steal one Colorado Springs cop investigated after allegedly stealing his own blood sample A 24-year veteran of the Colorado Springs police is being investigated for felony tampering afte...
by Cuda
Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is how the cops get down in the DC burbs
Replies: 6
Views: 998

Re: This is how the cops get down in the DC burbs

should of been you
by Cuda
Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Murder a US Ambassador?
Replies: 88
Views: 5909

Re: Murder a US Ambassador?

On another board, somebody was was referring to why they're going to make trans-fats illegal, yet they still allow drinking alcohol. Simple. As of 2000, DUI's were a $7,000,000,000 per year industry. You think those fuckers would let that go? add in the failed War on Drugs & all that goes with ...
by Cuda
Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New bathroom law in Cali
Replies: 68
Views: 5147

Re: New bathroom law in Cali

As should everyone. Kids do far better when class sizes are smaller and they have real classrooms vs portable buildings. naturally you have some actual evidence of this rather than recycled teachers union horseshit? I'll save you some time, Lefty: there isn't any evidence because it's nothing more ...
by Cuda
Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New bathroom law in Cali
Replies: 68
Views: 5147

Re: New bathroom law in Cali

I note the non-denial from Gobbles McTubesteak
by Cuda
Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New bathroom law in Cali
Replies: 68
Views: 5147

Re: New bathroom law in Cali

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

You're talking about the Jews, eh?
not at all, comrade. i'm talking about the politically connected.
by Cuda
Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ballad of Moving Sale
Replies: 7
Views: 1348

Re: The Ballad of Moving Sale

this thread delivered the goods
by Cuda
Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New bathroom law in Cali
Replies: 68
Views: 5147

Re: New bathroom law in Cali

What does size have to do with this discussion? Unless the school was designed for 2500 kids then what is your point? If t is undersized then build a new school. Do you have the slightest idea how long & how much it costs to build a new school? First you have to identify the cheap land it's to ...
by Cuda
Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New bathroom law in Cali
Replies: 68
Views: 5147

Re: New bathroom law in Cali

smackaholic wrote: That has got to be screwey's dream job.
more like DiS's dream job, although middle schoolers might be a little beyond his age-range
by Cuda
Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Murder a US Ambassador?
Replies: 88
Views: 5909

Re: Murder a US Ambassador?

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

A: Your Honor


Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 40?

A: Moving Sale
by Cuda
Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: F**k the Kids...Where Are My Food Stamps?
Replies: 10
Views: 2071

Re: F**k the Kids...Where Are My Food Stamps?

F**k the Kids...Where Are My Food Stamps?
I'll take "Daily Utterances by Diego in Seattle" for $200, Alex
by Cuda
Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New bathroom law in Cali
Replies: 68
Views: 5147

Re: New bathroom law in Cali

very few schools have eliminated PE (that's a teachers union generated myth) they just don't shower afterward.

buying & laundering towels costs money that the unions think should go to pay increases
by Cuda
Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New bathroom law in Cali
Replies: 68
Views: 5147

Re: New bathroom law in Cali

Left Seater wrote:, claim a gender confusion and now you get to shower with the girls .
kids don't shower at school anymore; hasn't been done in years. please say you knew
by Cuda
Fri Nov 01, 2013 7:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Root Canal Redone
Replies: 25
Views: 3418

Re: Root Canal Redone

rub some dirt on it, pussy
by Cuda
Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another Day...Another Lie, Another Miserable Failure
Replies: 64
Views: 2787

Re: Another Day...Another Lie, Another Miserable Failure

Papa Willie wrote:
Moving Sale wrote: Now go fuck a black cock you horrid racist sewer scum.
Still using homosexuality for insults, lil' guy? What a stupid hypocritical little fucking ni66er you are. :lol:
It just means he's projecting his own lifestyle onto anybody he disagrees with.
by Cuda
Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another Day...Another Lie, Another Miserable Failure
Replies: 64
Views: 2787

Re: Another Day...Another Lie, Another Miserable Failure

Moving Sale wrote:As usual cuddles has no take.
piss off, you lisping ass clown
by Cuda
Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another Day...Another Lie, Another Miserable Failure
Replies: 64
Views: 2787

Re: Another Day...Another Lie, Another Miserable Failure

Link? I got nuttin Chimpy's Neronian excesses are the reason the TEA party exists... They are probably altho the reathon you finally withed up to what a shitty fuck he ith. That doethn't change the fact that you were all in with Iraq and Libby and the Patriot Act and all the other shit that retarde...
by Cuda
Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Murder a US Ambassador?
Replies: 88
Views: 5909

Re: Murder a US Ambassador?

so the answer to Buttsy's question was one
by Cuda
Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another Day...Another Lie, Another Miserable Failure
Replies: 64
Views: 2787

Re: Another Day...Another Lie, Another Miserable Failure

BSmack wrote:Not apologizing for Obama. Just reminding Seater how things are done in DC.
yeah, by wailing that Bush did it.

go fellate a shotgun, Monica
by Cuda
Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Truth and Fiction about Obamacare
Replies: 79
Views: 5373

Re: Truth and Fiction about Obamacare

Doctors who have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars obtaining their degrees will drop out of the system like flies. They will be replaced by indentured servants who obtain their degrees by Federally subsidized student loans. The bottom line is that the average joe will spend more money for wors...
by Cuda
Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another Day...Another Lie, Another Miserable Failure
Replies: 64
Views: 2787

Re: Another Day...Another Lie, Another Miserable Failure

Woodward is one of your heroes isn't he, TVO? And so is that old pterodactyl, Schieffer, if I recall correctly Woodward: "Secret" Government Under Obama Administration Needs To Be Reviewed BOB SCHIEFFER: What is so interesting, Bob Woodward, and you know, you and I have seen a lot of these...