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We have to fly to Cooperstown, NY in July. The tournament is requiring anyone over 12 to be vaccinated. Not sure I’m ready to have my kids take it.

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Hey Wolfman! Grandson in basic!?!?! Wow man! Good for him. One of the best decisions I ever made was giving the Army 4 years. Where is his Basic? I’m up in SW FL often for baseball tournies. Fort Meyers last weekend, Port Charlotte next weekend I think. Thin we’ll likely retire somewhere up that way...

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All you old fucks full from your early bird dinners and half asleep in your recliners??

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Who made money on Doge? Not me. Anyone holding on to GME? Me. Anyone tried DMT? I did. HOLY FUCKIN OTHER DIMENSION! Anyone have kids in little league baseball? I do. Takes up all my time and is so much fun. 20 years later and still haven’t ever found a more fun place on the internet than SCIII. Good...

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Hey SM! Yeah been a few years. I did when I joined Smackchat in ‘99 I guess it was. Down in Key West since 2002.

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Hey Smackie! You too ol pal.

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Yep. Irma almost did us in but we stuck around. Georgia still? Still making music? Such a talent!

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Thank ya buddy! Hope the same for you my man!

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What’s up, pal? Life treating you well I hope. I hope you embraced the Keto craze or got a belly band since last we spoke. Assuming you did or you woulda already been forklifted into a dark hole in Georgia somewhere years ago.

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Glad to see most of you are still alive and sad to hear of those we lost. Fuckin gettin old boys!

Me:

Raising 3 yungins
Getting my jerk on as much or more than ever

Annnnd that about sums it up.

Talk to MCET every year or so, he’s doing great.

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No, I'm pretty sure I remember seeing Hedges post, had his own profile pic and all.

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Bummer. Shrub seemed like a cool guy. Peace Roger.

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Shrub...

patron Saint...MCET.

No. Suggesting any correlation between MCET and this brand of humorless trolling would be truly blasphemous and could possibly be THE unpardonable sin. Just lookin out for your two-wheeled, opiate addled soul, old friend

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I've been gone a long while and returned to see if you fellows were still here. A lot has changed for me. I have found the Lord, and have been reborn by the shedding of his blood. I would ask the moderators to remove this thread, or at least my name from it, as it is very distressing to me that I st...

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This is sad.

-MA

Hope a miracle found you, Van.

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Hope you're back on your feet soon, War Wagon!

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thought the same exact thing, seer!

That pond looks like it would be brimming with largemouth! I'd like to patrol it's banks for a lunker or two.

Rack the PET Sam.

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There is a cast of villains, some known to you maybe, others that lurk in the shadows...phantoms, really. Night and fog...nacht und nebel...

You make the place worth visiting.

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Very interesting take, Smackie. I've never considered those things.

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Van: And again, if men could get pregnant, abortion pills would be sold right alongside the Slim Jims and 5-Hour Energy drinks at AM/PM. RACK. RACK. RACK. jsc is so on the money here. While abortion is not something my wife and I would choose, and we've been faced with that decision. Although, like ...

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18,000 children die every day of hunger. Why aren't you shitting your pants over that? God sure seems to have it out for kids. I'm having a hard time grasping exactly what prayers god actually answers. People have been praying for the starving kids every day for years! Really, the least he could do ...

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That quiver...my lord. Thank you, Sam.

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Pop, for a moment consider how many spontaneous miscarriages have occurred since mankind has roamed the earth. Just use your 10,000 year window ( :lol: ) if you please. There is NO more prolific an abortionist than your god. But why stop at abortion? If you or I have the ability to stop a murder or ...

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Pop said:

My motivation is only to see good being advanced.

I believe this. Go forth and be Racked.

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Moving Sale wrote:There are no tomato seeds in cheetos you resoundingly stupid oaf.

RACK!!

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Odd that so many gods that came before jesus led very similar lives.

http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chri ... ate-jesus/

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Oh, thought you were. You sure you aren't?

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You bring up an interesting point, Van, regarding Pop's seething disdain for Obama. His is a two-pronged delusion as I see it. First, he thinks this BS book is real, and apparently, he also believes jesus to be republican!

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Rack that 88!

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RACK!!!

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The Bible is just about the only book you read. Only Book I read? I usually read your posts, don't I? :) :lol: RACK!!! Mgo, I frankly find it absurd that anyone who actually looks into whether or not Jesus is the Christ would come to any other conclusion than "Yes, in fact He is. If one's only...

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I don't believe in evolution. No, it's not been proven to me.

I respect that you don't want to debate this pop, that's fine, but...

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You're avoiding the question, Wags. Remove the smack board talk from the equation and his question is entirely valid. Atheists do not come knocking on your door in an effort to convert you to their ways, do they? Atheists don't buy up large blocks of Sunday morning TV time to preach their silliness...

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Skip to 1:30 to avoid listening to all that filthy pig latin.

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"AHGHH!!! Get the water nigga, AHGHHH!!! These mothafuckin bootleg fireworks... Shit!!!"

HAPPY 4th to all of you!

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"Chocolate DMZ"

Goddamn. That is excellent.

Rack!

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RACK GOOBS!!!

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poptart wrote:
Just leave the thread alone now, MClub.

Yes, he absolutely should. Nobody wants to see him stomp you while you're down.

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