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by DC Smackmaster
Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:25 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: It's over.
Replies: 17
Views: 2907

Re: It's over.

Sorry PSU, don't know anything about this Dan Vogel guy. :?: I have all the confidence in the world that if i did, hilarity would've ensued.
by DC Smackmaster
Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:21 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
Replies: 200
Views: 19106

Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread

I'm with Mace, R-Jack handled his business. KN did show and threw some solid and funny blows though! I snortled a bit when he dropped the Bissel Spot Lifter smack, I don't know why, but I did nonetheless. :lol:
by DC Smackmaster
Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:13 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
Replies: 200
Views: 19106

Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread

jerome vs Y2k is the best thread ever, hands down. Wet paint called, said it was still drying if anyone was interested? R-Jack is killing, but KN is pretty darn funny! Jay is like Tyson circa '86 Mgo is surprising the hell out of me, velo finally showed with some great stuff, but was it enough? I'll...
by DC Smackmaster
Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:01 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: It's over.
Replies: 17
Views: 2907

Re: It's over.

Hey, thanks. Even just a few props from you guys always make the efforts worthwhile. I've had fun with it so far, kinda tough fabricating the funny on a deadline. My shit is definitely not going to stimulate the intellect, that's for sure! I admire the Jay's who can kill with just very clever writin...
by DC Smackmaster
Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:39 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
Replies: 200
Views: 19106

Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread

Thanks WW, I'm glad you got a laugh!
by DC Smackmaster
Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:18 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
Replies: 200
Views: 19106

Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread

Ripper made me laugh everytime he posted.
by DC Smackmaster
Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Into the Wild
Replies: 5
Views: 797

Re: Into the Wild

Book was awesome. Can't wait to see the film to see if it's worth the hype. Think it's out soon on DVD. Jon Krakauer also wrote Into THin Air which is also AWESOME. It's about the his trek up Everest where a lot of things went wrong and a lot of people died. Very exciting books that you won't want t...
by DC Smackmaster
Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charles De Mar and YumYum
Replies: 35
Views: 3903

Re: Charles De Mar and YumYum

Ripper used to roll with us. That cat DEFINED hardcore. But he didn't take the game seriously. We got to a point where The Crew was livin REAL large...bangin' sluts, ridin' on 22s in the Impalas, makin' money, spendin' money, and beating ASS. But our boy Ripper was strugglin'. He was addicted to me...
by DC Smackmaster
Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:31 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Get to know the Judges!!
Replies: 27
Views: 4202

Re: Get to know the Judges!!

Married to Magicat, who is a serious perv when Australians are in town. Her stomach is stapled, collated and filed under Breasts. Not a great poster, but a superb gal. Favors power over substance. Meat curtains as far as the eye can see. One of my favorite board people. :lol: You sure know how to b...
by DC Smackmaster
Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charles De Mar and YumYum
Replies: 35
Views: 3903

Re: Charles De Mar and YumYum

it's easy to laugh when you're still alive. i'll stuff your face up De Mar's asshole and feed you in a goddamn woodchipper like a human chain. you BEST start respecting me godDAMNIT. this will NOT be tolerated. i'm so fuckng pssed right now i can barly see or smell. i've lost most of my senses and ...
by DC Smackmaster
Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: IndyFrisco's bbq sauce
Replies: 29
Views: 1384

Re: IndyFrisco's bbq sauce

Quit toying with my future sauce enjoyment.
by DC Smackmaster
Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: IndyFrisco's bbq sauce
Replies: 29
Views: 1384

Re: IndyFrisco's bbq sauce

How bout a link or something for ordering purposes? Sounds like it's a hit here, like to give it a try - plus I'm all about supporting troll-owned business. TIA I haven't seen an IndyFrisco post that read, "BWAA! You ate my loogie!" If I missed it could someone please bring it to my attent...
by DC Smackmaster
Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:26 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Sign-in thread
Replies: 91
Views: 13241

Re: Sign-in thread

Here's one guys ruling: No "Smack" intended here, but you two motherfuckers are gay, I'm talkin' Jim J. Bullock gay. There's enough sugar in your tank's to backfire pixie sticks gay. Holy-Moly. Your fathers are somewhere drunker than hell right now wondering why they didn't pass the footba...
by DC Smackmaster
Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:39 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: For those that don't know the FNG's in the Smackoff
Replies: 17
Views: 2911

For those that don't know the FNG's in the Smackoff

Here's what you can expect from these two FNG's in their inaugural Smackoff appearance. http://aycu22.webshots.com/image/46621/2003507124827533209_fs.jpg http://aycu38.webshots.com/image/43797/2003521354425862478_fs.jpg http://aycu33.webshots.com/image/44552/2003591901333903810_fs.jpg http://aycu31....
by DC Smackmaster
Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Slut poses nude
Replies: 25
Views: 1852

Re: Slut poses nude

Yo Smackie! I see you kicking around now and again, always glad to see you. The condensed version is married with an 18 m/o daughter, another on the way, they keep me pretty busy. Resuming my job with the FD in about 2 weeks, still in Florida. 'Bout it really. Picking back up with the board slowly b...
by DC Smackmaster
Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Slut poses nude
Replies: 25
Views: 1852

Re: Slut poses nude

Those are some very lackluster nipples. I'd rather have seen 'em than not, so thanks for the link Goob.
by DC Smackmaster
Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 5 Dead Wire Characters
Replies: 31
Views: 2314

Re: Top 5 Dead Wire Characters

First...HUGE THANKS TO PSU! My man gave me some killer advice on torrents, how and where to get them and then how to get them to play. He's a solid jungle guy that has enabled me to stay not only current on The Wire, but a plethora of other great stuff. Give a man fish, and he'll eat some supper...t...
by DC Smackmaster
Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:39 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Sign-in thread
Replies: 91
Views: 13241

Re: Sign-in thread

Haha!!

Thanks for the vote of confidence Big, I 'd expect a DC flame of epic proportions though! I will try my best to provide you some hearty chuckles in the process though.

Can all entrants be required to submit a headshot or would that be asking to much? :D
by DC Smackmaster
Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:23 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Sign-in thread
Replies: 91
Views: 13241

Re: Sign-in thread

In!
by DC Smackmaster
Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 5 Dead Wire Characters
Replies: 31
Views: 2314

Re: Top 5 Dead Wire Characters

No Probs Big, we don't have HBO so I'm stuck on waiting for each DVD to come out in the vid store, keeps me waaaay more than a month behind. I just finished season 4 the other day. I'm in complete agreement on Kima btw, I definitely made some fantasy jungle love love to her within the last 2 weeks. ...
by DC Smackmaster
Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 5 Dead Wire Characters
Replies: 31
Views: 2314

Re: Top 5 Dead Wire Characters

For Real! Daddy needs a new pair 'o' BVD's!

War 1QuickSI commish checks on the 1st and 15th!

Hi Cuda.
by DC Smackmaster
Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 5 Dead Wire Characters
Replies: 31
Views: 2314

Re: Top 5 Dead Wire Characters

How bout a spoiler alert you fuck!

Shit!

Had no idea Butchie, Greggs, or Prop Joe were history.

You suck and are a fuckin mope Biggie. (whatever that is)