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Hells Yeah!! It's nice to be remembered! I remember making that Jay video, my wife thought I had finally flipped my lid, particularly when i was ass out pretending to shit in a bucket! "You are putting THAT on the internet??!!" OF COURSE! Bwahahahah!! Mace, that is a great quote you dad le...

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Jim Rome is my favorite radio personality!! Do you guys like him too??!! If you do, RACK YOU!! Hey Bitches! Just droppin by to say What up mvscals? What up mvscals? I'm enjoying life. Here's a recent pic. http://i53.tinypic.com/2ja1si.jpg I found out recently I have an ulcer. I had some fun with the...

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Where's the real life Dexter Morgan when you need him?

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Likewise my man! Can't believe how many beautiful babies our girl has now! I'm not surprised really. Hope everyone's happy and healthy on your end.

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Thanks Mace! Good to see you too buddy.

Still in Key West smackaholic, if ya mean internet-wise, pretty much just the pron sites and espn! Great seeing you also!

Tom - fuckin eewwwe! get it...ewe...yeah, so....sorry-that was horrible.

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I was taking a shit and came up with what I believe to be a theory of great merit. It will be much easier to understand my theory if you read this with your inner voice tuned to William Shatner starting now. IF we, EVOLVED from apes, how come there's still friggin apes? This was my initial conundrum...

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BWAAAAA! RRRACK!

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Good call Hoontah! My 'puter is in storage, the DoD won't let me access my hotmail from work, forget about this cesspool!! I would like to see scotty take my place so mgo gets an opponent and I'm sure scotty will put more effort into it than I will be able to. scotty was the rightful owner of this s...

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Whoa! Not sure how I got past scotty in that last round! I was sure he beat me due to the overwhelming support of the people he seemed to have after our round. Props to sixx for being gracious, despite the fact I know he's felling robbed. I spent the last 48hours in complete chaos, but made it in to...

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Great effort Scotty! What makes these fun above anything is watching someone bust their ass to first win, and second put on a good show. You did both. My hat's off to you. Now, I'm not saying it didn't all suck...

If you get the nod, it'll be hard not to root for ya.

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KC, That was Scotty's video. The knucklehead had it sitting right next to his first video in his youtube account. You didn't miss anything. "blah, blah, blah, moons camera, fuck you DC"

Just fyi.

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I've got the pickle bucket shitter on guard. Nobody, not even meth-starved addicts want to mess with that thing!

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Rack Mace. Kid is done. Sure, he'll keep posting so as not to have been "run" but he's clearly been reduced to playing the part of puppetmaster, at least in his own mind. Forget about the whining...what a fucking bore!

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I feel like a fucking traitor. :| :? Should'a just said nothing.

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I gotta say that demanding an explanation from the judges would ordinarily be a pretty weak move to make. Just accept the bitter pill that is defeat and move on. In this case I can see where KN is coming from. I just rewound the tape again and even though HeadHunter is and has always been someone th...

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Truth is, finding a goddamn flock of seagulls wig and losing 100 lbs. ain't gonna be easy. May is looking good.

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I'm in the middle of moving the fam 8 hours down the road and so far I've found the time, but as of next Wednesday I'll be officially on the road dragging a Uhaul with our life in it back to the Florida Keys. I'm dedicated to the cause but I'm not searching for Wi-fi or whatever on the Florida turnp...

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JSC just fucking rules. Period.

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I wouldn't say that Rumps...looked pretty durn close to me.

"pickle bucket shitter" BWAAA!!

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l to r, Round 2, Rumps

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I think he could've just linked us to his mydocuments/smackoff file, right TWIS?

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Sandbagging has its risks!

RACK the JACK attack PSU!!! BWAA!!!! Way to entertain even though Y2Kwit wasn't going to show!

Judges have some tough ones ahead of them....

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Just got done watching the final episode. Sad to see this show go. Great final episode imo.

DC pours some of his Busch out in honor of THE WIRE...

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Fuck that! Rack Goober, BWAA!

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Rack Cinderella!

War Wagon you are a hound dog! Someone check to make sure the gate's shut, I think WW got out again. I hope you 'nutters have a hose handy.

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Ron Mexico and the Kennel Boys
Mark Chmura and the Prom Dates
The Davenport Laundry Baskets
Shawn Kemp and the Baker's Dozen (in case you guys decide to go orchestral at some point)

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Fine! I'll put the $25 into a gift card that can be redeemed at the establishment of your choice. If there isn't a Chippendale's in your 'burg Mikey, well, you're just shit outta luck and will have to grin and bear your Omaha Steak nugget. Let's keep in mind, all you are required to do is place the ...

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I tried to listen to Shrubber's show last night, don't know if it was my speakers or what, but it sounded like he had his mic jammed between his ass cheeks and the seat of his Rascal. Music selection was great though, I just couldn't make out much of what the Shrubb was saying.

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...OF PATIENCE FOR DRIED UP OLD SMACK ARTISTS LIKE JAY IN PHOENIX!!!! THIS OLD HACK IS GOING DOWN BABY! DOWN! PUT THIS SHIT IN STONE! I AM A BLACKHOLE OF SMACK ENERGY RIGHT NOW. I HAVE DONE NOTHING THIS WEEKEND BUT MEDITATE ON MY ROOF. I PISSED AND SHAT IN MY BRITCHES, I HAVE FASTED, I AM ONE, CLEA...

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BWWAAAHHAAHHAA!! Jerkovich forgot to write "be" in his sentence making HIM the retard!! HAHA!

PrimeX owns again (rhymes with rain).

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Penis Envy
Popto Vitriol
It's In Our Pants
FleshWound
Quit Pickin At It
Elmer's Goo
Once Dust
Ignore Feature

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I was hoping he'd keep the board bias to a minimum but thus far he's proving to be a BIG-TIME homer! :lol: I have no allegiances anywhere and to say that Stucknut represented well is laughable. The guy's won a couple "real" smackoffs I believe, so I 'spose he's got more dough in the credib...

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FUKKING WORD UP!

Somebody found that long lost missing 8-ball from 1987! Sweet!

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IS FUKKIN RAD! No Joke! I suggest you give it a listen, on right now. Playing some meaty fuggin tunes and breaking down the Smackoff. This guy is like a throwback dj, totally amped like he's got a pile of Booga in front of him and a couple half naked broads walking around the studio. GO. NOW. Listen...

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Jiminy Christmas! Charles and Fandango are the dumbest fucks currently registered! You two reek of denial! Face it, you both SUCK and are only slightly, SLIGHTLY I SAY, gifted at talking about how great you are. You both got your fucking asses handed to you, Fandango for the 1,000th time, and can't ...

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48hrs. isn't a lot of time to get inspired Roach, you ain't no loser, just a bit slow out of the gates!!!

I'm taking Roach in spirit with me to the next round. We will drink from the cup of victory. (Insert Johnny Drama pic here.)

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Nice job scotty!

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I'll Rack scottysixx's last drop! Gotta love the multimedia!

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Thanks Mace. I'm waiting until midnight to crack this last can of Busch in celebration. Roach wouldn't just pull a no-show, would he?

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