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^ Rack!

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Thankfully, my grammar sucks to such a level that I don't even recognize bad grammar when I see it. Huh?

I'm a blue collar guy so it doesn't affect my life much. I will insist on my children larning it good though.

YOU LEAVE DEXTER OUT OF THIS!!! THAT MAN'S A NATIONAL TREASURE!!

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I'd only be echoing Felixs' comments, so I wont waste anyones time by doing that. I do think that poptart is a noble dude and I absolutely respect and believe he has given his choice considerable research. I can't find any fault in that, though I obviously have reached a different conclusion. It doe...

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No, for real, Popeyes Spicy Chicken is the real deal. Couple a biscuits with some honey...

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Holy Fuck...i gotta Rack Psufan for that basement curious blast! Still laughing.

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"WHHAAATTTT?????!!!"

That's great Sam!!

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Van, i know that to compare brad to The General is truly blasphemy, but his last paragraph did read like a Giovanni post!

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... Jesus Christ - because His is the only name which breaks the darkness that swallows us all up.

Ugh. Crazy talk.

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Rack brad!! Bwahahaa! It's like the second coming of Giovanni Peters!

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Rack! Excellent!

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I'm just goofin War Wagon! I know these freaks represent a very small minority of Christians. Still...they DO belong to your tribe.

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Rack it Van!! You write what I think.

War Wagon. Quiet certitude? Christians? BWAHAHA!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!???

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Pop, I have no opinions on Satan, he doesn't exist. Let's get to the heart of the matter! The entire basis of your belief is the bible. It's not so much that you believe in God, Jesus, the holy spirit. You only believe in them because you believed first in the bible. Makes sense, right? The bible be...

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Yeah, i was right there with her too until her inner crazy cat lady made an appearence.

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That was really cool. Thanks.

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pop: Would it have you feel better if God didn't know you would reject Him and you went in hell for eternity? Either way you'd be going to the same place. Him knowing you would make your choice just means He's a lot smarter than you are. Actually, it would! At least then I would TRULY have free will...

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I really wanted to believe it poptart. I immersed myself into the bible and the company of Christian friends after something happened that jacked me up emotionally. I can't say that I was ever at a point that I felt sure of my belief. I can say to you without a doubt that i did seek god, genuinely. ...

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Van: I have, and I've told you so in no uncertain terms many times, so I would appreciate it if you would stop taking the asinine position that praying will necessarily result in anything. It doesn't. It certainly doesn't result in one's learning of God's existence. The way asshat Christians blame a...

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Is the "Valley" in or near LA? Is there any other good reason to visit the "Valley" than said sub sammich? I don't need much, I am a fat fuck.

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On the agenda so far. Go see the new Cirque Du Soleil at the Kodak Theatre, taking a Helicopter tour up the coastline and over greater LA, maybe going to do the Universal Studios tour/park thing for a day. Maybe go to a Lakers game. Do any of you have some suggestions on other cool things to do whil...

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I was baptized Catholic, attended Catholic schools throughout my childhood until HS. Also attended Episcopalian services with my grandmother for many years. I was "born-again" at a Southern Baptist church and stayed there for a couple years before I began to question the validity of being ...

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No. To swim there is to burn there. And THIS is after they'd done something to help it out a good bit. They used to have fish kills as it would go over 105. One day of note - I drove up there in an aluminum boat about 25 years ago, and suddenly I noticed that my feet were BURNING. That was one of t...

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Of course you want to discuss just the last century or so! Christianity has, for centuries UPON CENTURIES, brutalized and SLAUGHTERED non-believers!! It has only been the last century that mounting scientific evidence has caused even your own to pipe the fuck down. It's laughable to hear "Good ...

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Bwahaha @ Mgo's "Please never do that again". Perfect. Brad, why so angry? You act as if you're the persecuted one! You God folks are always trying to "turn out" non-believers, knocking on our fucking doors even! I've NEVER had an atheist try and jam their beliefs or lack-thereof...

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I decided then that if I ever get a 4x4 for the purpose of off roading, it will look pretty much like DC's boat.

Hahaha! Rack it smackaholic!

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BWAHAHAHA!! Rack poptart!!

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http://s9.postimage.org/63h412rkd/050.jpg Here's a shitty picture of my floating jalopy. 18' 1997 0r 1996 Renken SeaMaster, 115 Evinrude, runs like a top! Chuck a couple rods in, some beers, chum blocks, live bait...a beautiful day follows. I paid $2500 for "her", cleaned the carbs, chang...

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Didn't know there was a Theology forum!

Thanks.

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After a lifetime of chasing "belief" I've decided to admit openly that the Bible and Christian faith just doesn't add up. I think it will be awhile before I can shake the residual fears of damnation though. Not really sure how this will effect the remainder of my life. I do feel a lot less...

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"Where all my Muggers at??!!"

Religion showing us all for the trillionth time how much of a useless bastard it's become.

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Wow! Beautiful Mikey. Don't take that for granted buddy!

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I don't know the story that culminated in the creation of these pictures, but...BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! RACK MGO!!

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Rack Dins!

Hey back atcha smackaholic!

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Really, why the need for camo?

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That Bitch is BADASS!! Congrats on the sweet new ride KC!

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Dumbass phrases used over and over in my fire dept. Anytime some is cooking or eating hot dogs, sausage, kielbasa... - "that's the kind your mama likes..." - "if you eat that you'll suck a dick!" General firefighting nauseating phrase... - "just put the wet stuff on the red ...

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Rack Goober, a man who obviously knows quality entertainment when he sees it.

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You don't know what the FUCK you're talking about YO!! Badger n Skinny P n me make the BOMB SHIT YO!

BITCH!!

- Pinkman

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