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it'll be like in 95 when they got Deion and rolled to the title. Even if it means trading him for Dez that's fine. #25 will be in Big D in 2018

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several here scared shitless, knowing that the Cowboys are going to win the Super Bowl

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Cowboys just sent the Raiders into the offseason, folks.

10-6 coming down the pike after that win, and then all bets are off in the postseason. Look at the shit in the NFC....Cowboys are better than all of the other playoff teams. And better than New England.

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Cowboys about to fuck up the Giants on national tv...good.

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BSmack wrote:Anybody remember how good Clinton Portis was with Washington? Yeah me neither. Total joke.

2004 1315 yards 5 TDs
2005 1516 yards 11 TDs
2007 1262 yards 11 TDs
2008 1487 yards 9 TDs

remember now?

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I made a dumbass out of myself in this thread but it was Garrett's fault for not running the ball more than 22 fucking times. Holy shit they dominated Green Bay in that game. Replace Garrett with Payton and you can lock the Cowboys for SB LII champs.

I feel like a buffoon.

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I know he had 28 TDs and 2 INTs this year and was an MVP candidate, but he goes up against a good defense in the postseason and boom....struggles vs. DEnver last year and loses. Then, boom, struggled last week vs. Houston. And tomorrow I think he gets beat by Pittsburgh because they can fuck up his ...

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THis is going to be over early... Watching the troll YaFJ perpetually KHOA never gets old. :lol: Remind me again whose ass is getting kicked? :lol: :lol: BOOOOOOOOOOOM How fucking stupid do you have to be feeling right now??? :lol: :lol: :lol: Zeke is juking Clay Matthews out of his shoes on every ...

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Now we're going to tie it . What's up with all these announcers and columnists blowing Rodgers? :lol: He had two shots to get points and he was horrible there. Last drive he didn't do shit. Dak is Captain Clutch....Rodgers not clutch at all. Right now the Packers are sucking wind and the Cowboys are...

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I called it!! WItten with the first down! And then TOUCHDOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNN!! WITTEN!! SUCK IT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Now Dallas has got it!! We've got it!!! a TD and a two point conversion away and we've got this shit. In fact I've got my ...

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We're barely 22 minutes into the game and this game is already over. Dallas is getting bent the fuck over. You dumb fuck. Way to kick your own ass ..... Big D is going to rip the hearts through the asses of all the bitch Packer fans here. Cowboys are clearly the best team in the NFL. Elite D swarmi...

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THis is going to be over early... Watching the troll YaFJ perpetually KHOA never gets old. :lol: Actually, it does. :meds: Punkass you suck I guarantee you won't be here at 8 PM when Dallas has won this game. They are the better team here by far. HUGE catch by Dez here they are rolling for a TD

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INTERCEPTION!!

YES! Quick TD here and then Dallas rolls them in the 4th quarter. I told you Rodgers sucks...I TOLD YOU bitch throws it right to the Dallas D

Crank up that ZEKE....Crank up that Zeke!!!

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Super conservative, ball-control offense works fine in the playoffs if you have an elite defense...which the Cowboys do not. Dallas has a great offensive line, a very good running back, and a superstar WR that Dak "Check Down" Prescott hates throwing the ball to. Beyond that they're a big...

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assholes.

Rodgers SUCKS

Dallas will take the lead before halftime with two quick scores, one to DEZ.

Then stomp on their throats in the second half. Just sit back and watch, assholes. And fuck Buck and Aikman for rooting for Rodgers.

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No I'm not from Texas. This is the beginning of the Dallas dynasty....Are you watching as they spot Green Bay some points? I guarantee on my life that the Cowboys kick the hell out of the Packers here right now.....

drive coming up...zeke will dominate and get a TD you watch.

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So Dan Vogel and Screw Michigan are two I can add to the 'see ya in September' list :lol: You too will hide for months after The Packers get their asses kicked six ways from Sunday. I'm predicting about 165 yards and three TDs for Elliott today, and two TD passes for Prescott with zero turnovers for...

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Green Bay rolls the Pokes anyway. I cannot wait until tomorrow when Dallas beats the living shit out of Green Bay. And I want to make one thing clear here as well....this is not just a playoff win. This is going to be a game that people will look back on five years down the road when Dallas is ripp...

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The Cowsluts are gonna need a 55 gallon drum of lube on the sideline for the assfucking Rodgers is about to give them. You know it's amazing to me....every fucking year people like yourself get rose-colored glasses over the fucking play-in games. You know why the Packers looked so much better than ...

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:lol: Giants got their balls punched in this game....not even close :lol: Joke of a team. At least we don't have to hear "OHHHHH HEEERRRE THEY COOMMME TO DAAAAALLLAAAAS!!!!" all week. They ain't going nowhere. However, they DID sweep the Boys this year, so Dallas; path to Houston just got ...

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ok here we go....it looks like the first pussies to come to Dallas will be the Giants or the Packers.....both frauds whom the Cowboys will kick the shit out of. Umm..... did you forget the Giants swept the Cowboys? The Giants are toast at Lambeau so it doesn't really matter. Cowboys will have McCar...

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ok here we go....it looks like the first pussies to come to Dallas will be the Giants or the Packers.....both frauds whom the Cowboys will kick the shit out of.

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An ASS kicking of the Lions last night! Cowboys 13-2 and coasting. Home field set up....everyone healthy....it's going to be hilarious if they meet the Falcons in the playoffs and beat the shit out of them. It's either Cowboys vs Steelers or Cowboys vs. Patriots in Houston for the title in February....

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NFC EAST CHAMPIONS, BITCH!

The road to Super Bowl LI goes through Arlington, Texas!!

BITCH!

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: they're a big bowl of meh.

They are a big bowl of 12-2 that dominates teams week after week.

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Sudden Sam wrote:Falcons would scorch the Cowboys D.

You have to be kidding me. Matt RYan shits his pants in the playoffs. Falcons are a complete fraud. I heard Rodney Harrison getting all excited over them after they rolled up the FORTY NINERS

Falcons would get CRUSHED by Dallas.

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Ready for 12-1?

Giants don't have a prayer. Dallas is just gut-punching them on every drive, in their own stadium

Cowboys clinch first round bye tonight

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Holy fucking shit...Chris Sale to the Red Sox??

Is there a better rotation in baseball now? Booomm!! Sox just wrapped up the 2017 World Series.

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ELEVEN in a row!!

Not as pretty as the rest, but we'll take it!

Vikings are now...TOAST. Two more and Dak Prescott ties Big Ben

Dallas is going 15-1 and mopping the floor with Belichick's ass in February. You ready for it???

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Seattle puts up FIVE against Tampa Bay.

5!!

Super Bowl goes through BIG D in the NFC BABY!!!!

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BOOOOOOM I TOLD you I TOLD you

TEN in a row!!

Next up Vikings that's eleven in a row

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Ten in a row coming down the pike.

Elliott 160 yards, Dak 3 fitty and three TDs

Happy fucking Thanksgiving

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BOOOM!! I TOLD you

i TOLD YOU

NINE and fucking ONE!

COwboys are rolling teams up week in and week out....ten straight this THursday. Are you ready for it???

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Ravens are the next victim that will be beat to hell and they won't know what hit them

BeastModeZeke is going to have another 160 today and a pair of TDs. Cowboys 34, Ravens 13

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You're so full of bullshit. I always man up, win or lose. You'll be the one hiding like a bitch when Dallas wins Super Bowl title #6 You have never done this. Once you bestow a crown on your paper champions and they lose, you whine, make excuses and hide until next season. You're a fraud. http://th...

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Cowboys don't play in the best division. NFC East only team with every team over .500 Cowboys won't get past Seattle in the NFC. Seattle will have to come to Big D and get their asses kicked there. Not the same team from three seasons ago. No more Lynch to carry them. Beast Mode resides in Dallas- ...

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Patriots got their asses beat at home.

Cowboys best record in the NFL

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Dallas plays in the best division in football :shock: You are kidding, right? New England would drub the Cowboys if they met today. BOOOOOOOOOOOM! Still think that? Cowboys kicked the living shit out of Pittsburgh today. What a day for BeastMode Zeke and another awesome game for Prescott and the Da...

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Remember I said that. Oh we will ass hat, we will. And when they lose, or don't make the SB, you'll scurry away and hide and not respond until baseball season, where you'll once again go all in on the Red Sux...and suck it again. It's the Patriots Super Bowl to lose, and they won't. You're so full ...

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