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Rootbeer wrote:I don't know what this thread is about, but I liked Jokey back in the day. I love HtownX long time. Can't we all just get along, or at least a long duck dong?

My name, my kinda city 'cept I live 25 miles from it, but that's not me.

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At least Tubs will try to give TT something that is foreign to B12 teams. Defense. :D Yeah, I mean they only had 4 of the countries top ten defense and stuff. :meds: Why even bother with the nonsense anymore? They know, they just can't admit it. Give 'em a tissue or something next time. Maybe even ...

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the_ouskull wrote: Tejas faggots, man, I swear...

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Go back away.

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http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1037628 1. Alabama BUZZ: The Tide will return numerous key offensive players off this season's title team, but coaches will need to replace seven defensive starters. Will there be a drop-off? And can the Tide make it two in a row? 2. Ohio State BUZZ...

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Taco tech will now fade into mediocrity, like they were in SWC. The Pirate was the reason the program was ranked and making bowl games. Tuberville was the "safe" hire. But will be a bad hire in the end. Agreed. Bad hire, but of course I'm fine with that. I'm sure a&m fan is loving it.

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Dinsdale wrote:Ease up, people.

JSC's third cousin's neighbor's kid knew a guy who was a waterboy at Bama...

He's been a Bama fan his whole life.

Just awesome.

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This is one the funniest fucking things I've seen on the intranet in years.

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Papa Willie wrote:I just wish that UT would have broken the backs of all the fucking 'Bama players at the end.

This is just such an awesome post I had to quote it. Especially coming from 'Spray.

Big fan!

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Texas choked???

Please explain that to me. In detail.

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I'm not drinking or anything. YOU try typing on this keyboard in this big ass jacket with eyes half open.

Bitch fucker.

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What a stupid fucking article and a stupid fucking thinhg to discuss when talking about the NC game. Evidence that there are far too many sports writers and far too many outlets that publish this inane bullshit. May Texas totally fuck up Saban tonight... Quoted, as it's the best post in the thread....

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Congrats to the Tide. Good game, better than expected after Colt was out. Enjoy the title!!! I have no doubt that the Tide are the best team in the nation. Great D, great running game (who knows what the score would have been if Ingram didn't have cramps), great all around program. I still HATE your...

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Don't you have a Wal-mart to sweep, Moby? Van, witness this. As much as I hate Kansas and I really fucking hate Kansas, I'm afraid it pales compared to OU-Texas. Don't worry. Moby can't post as he's sucking male dick behind 7-11 as rent is past due. That extra $20 gotta pay something with that wort...

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Moby Dick wrote:they shoulda went for 2.

Fuck texas.

Props on having a worse record than little Okie. Fun to watch.

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McDorkRoy throwing a Horns down sign at the end?

Class!!!

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I jinxed it. I put on my huge UT jacket as it's like 20 degrees now, grabbed my Monster drink and was planning on heading to the UT store for a championship shirt...and it squirted away.

Great season, great ride. I almost want to cry a little.

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How can one not be proud of Texas for hanging around without their all world player?

I'm proud.

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Van wrote:If Texas pulls this out, they are some bad, bad men...and Nick Saban will execute in a way Artie Lange can only dream about.

Not a fan of this post. Dude has some bad demons and I miss him every day. The Page 6 article I read today after hearing Stern talk about it made me ill.

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DON'T TEASE ME!!!

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Best thing I've heard all night...

"So security has been called, to remove an idiot."

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I just want to die right now. I have two cases of beer and I'm about to kick people out of my home and drink it all, plus take pills, shoot up bleach, inhale paint, drink more bleach and then jump off of my balcony. That should at least break a pinkie with my luck.

Edit- Interception. :cry:

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mvscal wrote:Colt needs to get his ass back out there. I don't care if his fucking arm falls off.

Greg Davis needs to unleash his playbook and quit his old shit of run, run, PASS! Too predictable. Dude's a freshman, let it all hang out. GO FOR IT! If we lose, fuck it.

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Hope Colt comes back or Texas may be toast. Without Colt we are fucked. Injuries matter, in terms of winning and losing? Tha' fuck? :lol: The fuck you laughing at? Your coach was in the broadcast booth. Mebbe next year he can get another player by giving him a home/Escalade/Money Shot for a shot on...

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Alabama D vs. Gilbert, a frosh. I'm not too excited about this at all. FML.

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Vito Corleone wrote:Okam are some of the best in the league at DT. D

Sorry brah, I love my Longhorns, but dude played like shit on our (Texans) D line. It's why he's a second/third stringer. His motor quits after 2 plays.

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I left my party and am now shitting bricks in my room. Without Colt we are fucked. I only pray our D holds up after the adrenaline rush is gone.

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That chick in the top picture, sooo boner worthy.

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Leonard Davis (Did Davis even play for Brown? Maybe a Texas fan clear this up for me because he has been in the league for a VERY LONG TIME) Played for 3 season under Brown I believe. In 2000 he was a first team All-American as a senior. He either won or was a finalist for the Outland trophy that y...

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This is suck to type, but...

Okam... forgot about him... he deserved mentioning at the top of the page. He's a good baller.

Dude sucked so bad for the Texans he was barely allowed in the stadium.

Your also forgot Limas Sweed who plays for Pittsburgh and had one catch this year.

Fuck me. :|

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I bronzed your moms weathervane last night.

H8R.

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They’ve topped Stoops and the Sooners three of the last four. Nice leg work. It's more like soft won 4 of the last 5. Soft won the championship. Soft beat Michigan in the Rose Bowl. Soft beat Ohio State in the shoe. Soft beat Ohio State in the Fiesta. Soft went undefeated in the regular season twic...

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Boise State fan throwing a Hook 'Em sign?

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http://sportsbybrooks.com/sources-art-b ... oach-27566

Sources close to the Baylor Administration confirmed to me today that Bears Coach Art Briles will be hired as Texas Tech’s next football coach

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I can't post some stuff cause my whore might click this forum and stuff and I don't need the arguments, but I cannot deny that TCU girl can suck a mean...lemon after a Tequila shot.

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it's that he hasn't been posting about them in recent years, and neither has mvscal; then, hey, look, Texas has a good year, and here there are. I can admit I un-book marked T1B for a while, but the CFB just wouldn't let me go. I had to find my way back to my Sooner friends who call me Texass and s...

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SunCoastSooner wrote:BTW, I think Prime really went to Texas A&M... just what I heard somewhere. I think Vito said it. :wink:

I have like 100 Xanax. I can't be probed anymore.

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Ok, I'm calmer now. I just peed so long I almost had to stop midstream and sit down. When I was peeing I thought of a great idea.

I have a new sig. Peeing worked well for me. Rack Red Stripe!

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Prime's not a bandwagoner. Van, he was in here propping Texas well before you started posting in any of the CFB fora. Thank you! Plus, what other LonghornFan do you know who was going to exchange like home addresses and stuff with a Sooner fan? I dig the guys here but I'm angry but not at all with ...

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we're regrettably being subjected to mvscal and Prime jumping on the BTPCF bandwagon, when they were nowhere to be found most of the rest of the time Excuse me butt bowler, but my IT dept. put out a memo about interneting at work a couple of years ago and my posting on ANY board has been minimal at...

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Bama - 27 Texas - 13 Unfortunately... but I am dear near to the point where after putting up with all the BSHs both in real life living here but more especially SamUNwise on this board I am damn near ready to cheer for the Uterus pussies in burnt Orange... never could have imagined coming out of co...

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