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Rollins

Douchebag's resting his knuckles right now but he wanted me to relay this message to all of you: This shit ain't over. It'll NEVER be over. The Crew has been a little busy lately. We've got O'Cyrus and his band of Mexicans practically glued to our nut sacks. As soon as we waste those piles of fuck w...

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the list will be revealed at a later date.

THE FUCKED 14

R-Jack
smackaholic
Van
Derron
BSmack
War Wagon
PSUFAN
Diogenes
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Jerkovich
MadRussian
mvscal
Smackie Chan
Mace

Rollins

I am going to beat the FUCK out of you.

Rollins

This is exactly the type of arrogance that is going to get your shit stomped back up your ass and out your nose. You're going to smell your own feces for weeks, you rotting shitbox. Let me make one thing perfectly clear for you: THE CREW is not here to do "good." We are here to deliver a s...

Rollins

I hate The Alliance with every inch of my soul. But godDAMNIT do I respect them. Our plan is as ruthless as it is final.

Rollins

As a result of the election, The Crew has slipped into a crippling, suffering state of despair. We cannot talk. We cannot laugh. We cannot eat but only what is necessary to survive. We cannot listen to Paul Wall or pound Bud 40s with any conviction. Right now, we cannot stomach the thought of stayin...

Rollins

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Hmmm, did Douchebag somehow infiltrate the Deciders?

Curious.

Get bent, cockhole.

Rollins

It goes further than that.

See, McCain also supports...

THE CREW

We're a pretty big fuckin deal.

Rollins

Slow your role, bomber. We'll get this assfuck soon enough. We'll do this. We'll do this for Slim.

Head on over to the HQ tonight. It ain't nuthin but Buds, bongs, and bitches. We'll probably break out old school Double Dragon and Castlevania too. Shit is fuckin ON.

The rest of you can eat my balls.

Rollins

Just got my rebate, dickholes. SIX HUNDRED DOLLA! HOLLA! Nothin but BUD and BITCHES all week long, dorks.

GET FUCKED

Rollins

FUCK this bullshit. NONE of you goddamn ass-reamed slapdicks even DESERVE to be in The Crew. This is an ELITE organization, and not a single one of you limpdicks could fucking roll with us.

I'm fucking PISSED.

Rollins

c_u is all ABOUT CrewCack. That just speaks to our level of GAME. Our paid bootie-troller fucking DIES and we still pull the bitches.

Rollins

Tiberious wrote:HOLLA!!!!!

Eat shit and DIE.

Rollins

I pound steroids and B-Light like it's water to a starving African.

I could fucking KILL most of you just by flexing.

Rollins

where da white women at?

HOLLA!

Rollins

Get fucked.

These are the kind of bitches we roll with.

Rollins

This sounds an awful lot like that troll who used to inject cat piss and stuff into his dick to get wasted. Ripper used to roll with us. That cat DEFINED hardcore. But he didn't take the game seriously. We got to a point where The Crew was livin REAL large...bangin' sluts, ridin' on 22s in the Impa...

Rollins

I can end the pain PERMANENTLY. Just say the word, greasedick.

Rollins

I've got a body bag with your name on it, son. Literally. We've cut a hole in the back so the roots in the ground will fuck you in the ass as they grow.

Rollins

smackaholic, You may be laughing now. But when The D's dick is firmly entrenched up your wife's quivering asshole as he's pounding your face into a pile of spoiled ground chuck, you won't find it so funny. The sooner you assholes take this shit seriously the better your prospects will be for you and...

Rollins

Go fist yourself with a grenade, cheesedick. The tour did NOT fail. There were just a few minor setbacks, assbag.

Rollins

Listen up, dickheads. I've got two tickets to Paradise.
Pack your bags, you'll bleed tonight.

Rollins

Calories and Dumbfuckery have a stranglehold on the greater Kansas City area. You pathetic dickholes aren't qualified to critique nutritional statistics on the side of a cereal box, let alone QUESTION DOUCHEBAG AND THE FUCKING CREW. Fuck you, asswipe. How many times does this have to be fucking stat...

Rollins

The Dog is an American Hero. He targets jizzfestering cockstains like YOU people and takes them the fuck OUT.

Rollins

Ummm, no. What he's "talking" about is bashing your face in until your family can't tell the difference between you and a pile of ground chuck.

You fucking ass.

Rollins

Where da white women at?

Rollins

Fucking TIGHT! The Crew has been reunited. We are a force, a well oiled machine with veteran experience and raw, pure hatred for all of YOU and your pathetic little lives. We will show no mercy. We will brand you, beat you, fuck you, and drink your beer.

This is shit is serious.

Rollins

So I take it that's a no?

Rollins

HOLLA! Where da white bitches at? Where da latin bitches at? Da asian bitches? And the black sluts? It's like this. Bizzness is droppin' off juuuuuust a wee bit. As a result, some of our routine dick pleezers have gone AWOL. What we need is some hotass HOS to just be at our beck-and-fucking-call whe...

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Where da white women at? They're grazing off my treasure chest of sexual prowess, you FAT FUCKING ASSHOLE. You'd go back into hiding and fucking STAY there if you knew what was good for you, Sandwich Artist. Me and Stevo aren't yet ready to chase after you and D'Bag in Frisco. We're too busy living ...

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Patsy is rolling with the O'Cyrus crew, you dicklicks. She gives up the tang, and we shower her with DOLLA BILLS YA'LL!

Rollins

Tread lightly, DoucheFuck. We've switched teams, fuckdick. We play for O'Cyrus now. The moment we stop wiping our assholes with hundred dolla bills y'all, we'll come after YOU. But God-Fucking-Damn, life's a fucking PAR- TAY right now. We're drilling bitches in holes that have yet to be discovered. ...

Rollins

It's almost time. June 3rd can't come soon enough. Soon I will be departing for southwest Florida and checking into my motel.

Cicero is fucked.

All of you are fucked.

Rollins

Douchebag told you fucknuts to choose your words carefully from here on out.

Do you want to die, mvscal? Do you? You're heading down a path of torment and MURDER.

What does that do for you?

Rollins

This place is going to be hilarious after we've dealt with a good percentage of you dicknuts. Will you have the balls to return to this board after we physically humiliate you? We've been noticeably absent from this board lately because Stage 1 has begun . Think of this as the calm before the storm,...

Rollins

Dude, your celly is disconnected again? WTF, man? Look, I've got an idea. My eastern region sales supervisor with Schwan's is still in downtown Pittsburgh. I just got off the phone with him, and he's willing to hook you up with a booth for a couple days to work out of. There's nothin to it, man. Jus...

Rollins

I'm a liar. Listen to me as I lie my little white lies. Oooooh! Everybody loves a good liar! Pulled over to grab some orange soda and slim jims (to pay my respects) at a truck stop, and lookie-lookie at the disrespect I see. I wasn't even there until Sunday morning, DICK. I had to roll through the ...

Rollins

I found him. Judging from the stuff at the crime scene and the identical match of Slim's veneers and $4000 Paul Wall grill set, I'd say we lost our man in this hell hole. RIP, brah. You and that fine ass you pulled 24/7 will be missed. http://www.theoneboard.com/stuff/slim.jpg I stole a black t-top ...

Rollins

I'm stuck on the lamb in SHitsburgh, and need help, boss.

Slim is gone.

I think he might be dead.

I he3ar voices.

Some vendor whore named Lexus thinks we're dating.

I stole some DVD's thiss morning to make enough for bus fare home.

More later as soon. I need to switch locations.

Rollins

Just checked with my boss, boss.

I have to help break down the booth tonight, so it's going to be several hours before I can jet. I'll hit you up once I get rid of the ravis.

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Re: HOLLA!

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