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Stevo

What kind of retard would schedule a trip to SW Florida in June?

Trip? This is fucking business, you moron. And we've only been talking about this for what, two months now? Way to finally catch on, dumbass.

The tour only runs through mid September. Weather won't be a factor.

Stevo

you really should work on your "mouse-control" if you're going to make it look like graffiti on the wall !! June is fast approaching, DICK, and southwest Florida is first on the list. If I were you I'd spend a little less time critiquing our posts, and a little more time preparing for wha...

Stevo

For the past 72 hours, I've done nothing but dig up information on PSUFAN. http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r99/rwaddington/stevosoffice.jpg This is the research room where I've spent all my time. Today is a good day since I'll finally be able to shower, and remove this film of dirt from my body. ...

Stevo

Yeah he looks real scary. Watch out, Stevo, he might beat you over the head with his laptop. Uhhh, O'Cyrus is only one of the most dangerous human beings... on the planet . His knowledge of surveillance, tracking equipment and radar far surpasses anyone I know. With a strand of hair, he can locate ...

Stevo

Oh, fuck...

Some real bad shit has come to light, boss. This is NOT good. My arch nemesis is... BACK.

His name is O'Cyrus. The guy's good. Real good.

...

The best.

And he said he's coming after...me.

FUCK.

Stevo

BOOYA!

I've recovered some pretty definitive info on PSUFAN's place of employment and residential address.

Holllleeeeyyyyy FUCK, some SHIT is about to go down!

stay tuned

Stevo

Time to crawl into that cubby hole, PSUFAN.

Your time is near.

Stevo

Listen losers, nobody said the tour was canceled. All the boss said was capturing and KILLING PSUFAN is all that matters right now. This is priority #1. We aren't focusing on anything else as of the moment. Don't forget - the tour kicks off June 3rd, so we're still a long way off. WE PLAN for the to...

Stevo

Where was I? In my fucking cubicle, assbreath. WORKING.

I don't "throw down." That's just not in my job description. I'm the tech guru behind this outfit.

When are you lamebrains gonna understand what we're all ABOUT?

Stevo

You're a fucking idiot. Try to follow along, moron. Whether the tour still goes down or not is irrelevant. I mentioned that as an example to show that The D doesn't "surprise attack" anyone. We give motherfuckers ample time and awareness to prepare. We set locations, dates, times, etc. Gla...

Stevo

Nonetheless, I think we can agree that it was a bad mistake to broadcast his intentions like that. If the Bag Crew had just shown up at the Point unannounced, I might have been off my game. Had you been following along, you'd know by now that is NOT how The D rolls. We're scheduling fights for the ...

Stevo

I too sense a LOT of bullshit steaming from that story.

It doesn't matter though.

Slim is dead, regardless of PSU's sketchy story.

And now PSU is going to pay for what he has done. He's going to pay with his life.

And he ain't gonna be put down peacefully.

Stevo

My tracking equipment indicates Rollins is still in The Burgh. Why he's not answering his phone, I have no idea. Chalk another one up for PSU!!! Uh, no, moron. Let me explain something to you - my tracking equipment can actually detect a person MOVING. Cool, huh? I see that Rollins is mobile, but i...

Stevo

That's not what this is about, loser.

We've all got our roles, and we stick to em. That's how a TEAM works cohesively. There is no I in team, but there is a F-U-C-K in Go Fuck Yourself.

Asshat.

Stevo

My tracking equipment indicates Rollins is still in The Burgh. Why he's not answering his phone, I have no idea.

I can't get a read on Slim, boss.

Things aren't looking good.

We may have underestimated PSUFAN. He appears to be no amateur. The guy is good. Real good.

Stevo

By this time, Rollins, Slim, and Steiner should be in The Burgh. I really lucked out and got them set up at a nice Quality Inn in the heart of the university district. This will be a perfect place for Slim to sling his merch and to also scout for hot skanks for Douchebag's future visit (assuming he ...

Stevo

Umm, do I look like a fatass to you, idiot? A-Bomb works at Subway and hooks me up with free subs all the time. They keep me in good shape. Like that Jared fuck.

God, don't you slappys get tired of looking like a bunch of damn FOOLS?

Stevo

This is pretty fucked up right here. Enigmabag idolized you. Ever since he popped the collar on his first pink Izod and snapped on the puka shells, he knew he had found his calling. All he ever wanted to do was finger internet tards for future beatdowns and you ripped that from him. 20 years old an...

Stevo

Don't sweat it, boss. I'm gathering some info on this future grave dweller as we speak.

Oh, we'll be meeting up with Enigmabag real soon. Whether he wants to or not.

You just put a hit on yourself, dicktarget. I hope you realize this.

Stevo

Fucking amateurs

Stevo

Nice going Keystone Cops. If you want to find out where I'm at, check my old posts you morons. We already know where you're at, moron. My tracking equipment has already verified this. The "information" Rollins was referring to has to do with your "physical" stats. We like to get...

Stevo

BSmack wrote:...with way too much fucking time on their hands.

And how many posts exactly do you have on this shithole?

Thanks for playing, fuckface.

Stevo

You're frothing now? Then imagine how frothing you'll be when I send my 2'9" bodyguard out to dust your sorry ass. Hey, look who learned how to post videos. Neato. I sit back and laugh at your "technical wizardry". I could fucking blow you away with the shit I know. I graduated from ...

Stevo

It's just blow, you fucking ninny little faggot. Doctors and lawyers do this shit too like it's fucking tylenol. It isn't wise to judge us. We put in hellish hours during the week preparing for the beatdown tour, as well as the time spent at our part time jobs elsewhere. We deserve to party hard on ...

Stevo

Tonight is gonna be DOPE.

I'm looking forward to getting away from these spreadsheets, and radar equipment for awhile and just relax, pound some fourties and troll for some sweet, hot ass at the club.

I hope Dice is rolling with us tonight. Dude owes me $20.

Stevo

Nah, there's a few kinks that need to be worked out, but other than that, things have been running real smoothly.

I'm working with all the right people to get this thing going.

Don't question our tactics. You have no fucking idea what's going on right now. This ship is sailing nicely.

Stevo

Stevo - get a read on this "IndyFrisco" PM me the location and tracking #. GET ON IT NOW Roger that, boss. All set. We'll be able to locate him from anywhere on the planet now. Basically, he's fucked. By the way, the Quality Inn in the ATL is booked solid the night you arrive. Some kind o...

Stevo

Looks like we've got quite the bullshit story teller with one, Jay in Phoenix.

I don't think so, dickbag. I'm right here. I haven't left headquarters, and likely won't need to step outside of my cubicle on the Greyhound bus during the tour.

Stevo

We're fully aware of The Alliance, and what they're capable of. We don't exactly get along, but we have a mutual respect for each other. In fact, Son of a Bitch used to roll with The Crew until some shit went down. But you don't need to know any of that. In the end, we're all trying to accomplish th...

Stevo

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r99/rwaddington/stevo.jpg hey stevo, looks like your gettin' a little ring around the puka. you better bleach that thing. d-bag runs a pretty tight crew and won't put up with such a slovenly appearance. That's how the necklace is supposed to be, you moron. A littl...

Stevo

hey douchebag, where'd you find that steiner character? if you like to fukk people up so much, you really ought to start with his mom. that fetal alcohol syndrome is a mutherfukker, huh, stein? It isn't wise to poke fun at any of us. Especially me. The type of tracking devices I use can keep tabs o...

Stevo

By the way, none of you idiots will know what any of this means. That's the beauty of it. It's all technical jargon, just language that relates to the very complex technology and tracking/radar equipment I am using. So don't try to decipher it. You won't be able to.

Basically, you're fucked.

Stevo

All set, boss.

The confirmation # has been sent through. We've got a double read on one, Jay in Phoenix, and he's sorted in column C.

Stevo

Staying on the move is going to be key. We don't want to settle down in one area for too long. I know the boss wants an extended stay in Vegas and Kansas City to fulfill his insatiable appetite for hot sluts and beating down tards, and once he satisfies those needs, we'll be back on the road. I'm wo...

Stevo

The plan is set and this thing is in motion. There is no turning back now. The calls have been made. Contacts have been established. I'm dealing with the right people to get this thing underway. We sit back in the meeting room and laugh uncontrollably at you idiots. You have no idea what's about to ...

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