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Ana Ng

This thread has been the best present ever.

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A national historic landmark?

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OMFD?!! BWAHAHAHAHAA!

I seriously nearly pissed myself reading Jokey's "tard in a tube" story.

Rack it, and THEN some.

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Sometimes, I wish the fence was ON you.

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Ya, I mean.....I just figured it was implied?

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I'd piss on anyone who found dogs to be "offensive" and "impure" on principal. :/

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:I didn't see AP anywhere in that video?
Were you looking for the tard or the pindick?

Wull, the tard.....duh?

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No.

I'm just kinda obsessive compulsive about it. I feel icky if I even have the slightest bit of stubble. Hence the 25 minute showers.

And don't get me STARTED on deodorant, perfume, and body sprays. :uhh

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"Given up" is a little harsh.

It's a lot of up-keep, and used to get caught in everything. I suppose it's like the equivalent of a man and his "well manicured" facial hair.

I still shave my legs and whatsuch every day. How's THAT for "given up"? :/

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Ha! No, he knew. I actually grew it out for him a few yrs. ago. I think he's actually happier now that my showers went from 40 mins. to 25 mins. Also, I don't have as many headaches from the weight of it. (It was at the middle of my back a couple months ago before I finally cut it) I get what you're...

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Everyone used to make fun of these bangs?!!!!

I can't win for losing, mang.

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I didn't see AP anywhere in that video?

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Okay. Here's a little eyeliner and lip gloss.

Any better?

And STFU about Popeye. I love that guy.

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Truman wrote:Don't change a thing. Pretty eyes, btw...

Hey, thanks.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:If you stare at Ana's lips long enough, sorta looks like a puckered asshole.

Why do I get the feeling you see EVERYTHING as an asshole?

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Meh, I have nice skin. I don't see why I need to clog it up with all that garbage all the time.

And ya, I was wearing sweats. Haha!

I've never seen Trev. Either way, I'm OK with just being my homely self.

At least I brushed my teeth, faggot.

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R-Jack wrote:You are to dumb...

Ouch.

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Thanks for the Bday thread and well wishes. <3

Sorry I'm like, a week late. :/

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WTF is that? I agree. Anyone who would take time out of their day to host a viewing party for a game including those two sad sack franchises is beyond me. Ya. Because the Capitals' franchise is one of such prestige. Whatever. If you're a fan of hockey, you watch it. If you're Screwy, you eat a succ...

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You're in Philly, and you don't know what the "Winter Classic" is? Or, are we talking about the "viewing party" part? Either way, we're getting some peeps together to watch the (Winter Classic) Rangers/Flyers game on the 2nd. Good eats need to be made, drinks need to be bought, e...

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I got my nails did:

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We might drive down to NJ and prepare for a Winter Classic "viewing party" with my brother & sister-in-law.

It's either that, or what R-Jack mentioned. :/

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R-Jack (referring to bradhusker) wrote:You lost?

You new?

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I'm srsly laughing @ Mvscal's post.

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Bwahaha!

Tha fuck are you carrying on about? Who cares?

Go away.

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Yes.

Because you're not there.

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Oh and ftr...."Chinese handcuffs" woulda been much funnier, if that's what you were going for.

Then again, judging by your body of work here, it probably wasn't.

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Dunno what good that'll do you whilst typing, friendo.....but I'll give it a whirl.

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Ya. "Annette".

I used to want that hairdo SO badly, too. I tried it out last month. Meh.

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Ha.

Suckers.

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Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or...

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Unfortunately Brian Johnson didn't have the foresight to realize that AC/DC would become noise pollution 30 years down the road when he sang "rock and roll ain't noise pollution." You can't go anywhere or do anything without hearing AC/DC nowadays, and its usually the same five songs. Thu...

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Thank you, Marty. Bwahahaha!

For the record, I've been to Paradise but I've.....never been to me.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:So.....

Nice ass-waxing your Caps just took.

I couldn't be sure, but I think I saw the Rag's equipment manager put one in on Neuvirth in the 2nd?

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Okay, does anyone here remember this show?

I used to watch it all the time, cause like....I thought it was neat that me and the title character had the same name.

I was five!!!

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If so, I can't imagine it's gonna stay around for long.

I'm assuming even cancer has it's standards.

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That little lawn jockey guy that reps the UFC fighters, or whatever.

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KC Scott wrote:If you put Wags and AP in a room with a typewriter, eventually they would figure out a way to drink the typewriter

Either that, or one would figure out a way to fashion a pair of panties on it, while the other one was asking God to grant him the strength to keep from scrogging it.

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Dinsdale wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:

You married Jim Harbaugh?

Ya.

I'm a lucky gal. He encourages blood on his cheek.

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My kid was kinda geeked about shoveling snow from the driveway for the first time in his life.

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