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by Ana Ng
Sat May 21, 2011 3:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ucan't....
Replies: 30
Views: 2213

Re: Ucan't....

Yeah, I thoroughly enjoy the authentic stuff here in Northern Mexico.

I think I'll prolly be one of about 225 beaners in the entire state of New Hampshire, come to think about it?



Viva La Raza!
by Ana Ng
Fri May 20, 2011 8:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!
Replies: 406
Views: 28279

Re: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!

Oh. Okay. Thanks.
by Ana Ng
Fri May 20, 2011 7:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!
Replies: 406
Views: 28279

Re: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!

You kinda wonder if there was some sort of "deal" in place with the Pakistani gov. to just look the other way on this. I mean, it seems obvious that those furballs were holding this card for sometime now. If I were Israel, I'd be scared. That didn't take long, did it? http://news.yahoo.co...
by Ana Ng
Fri May 20, 2011 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 12
Views: 489

Re: Joke

Sirfindafold wrote:What does 80 year old pussy taste like?




Depends.
On what?
by Ana Ng
Thu May 19, 2011 8:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Birthday, trev!
Replies: 24
Views: 1267

Re: Happy Birthday, trev!

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by Ana Ng
Tue May 17, 2011 5:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ucan't....
Replies: 30
Views: 2213

Re: Ucan't....

Ucan't asked "where do we keep our stuff", which I find interesting. I've always stored my extra belongings in my garage, which I've noticed is something New England homes don't readily provide....at least most of the rentals I've seen. And when they do, it's a HUGE deal. Having "off ...
by Ana Ng
Tue May 17, 2011 6:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 1st Annual T1B International Foreign Film Festival
Replies: 22
Views: 1399

Re: 1st Annual T1B International Foreign Film Festival

Holy hell! MAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

RACK "Gotcha, faggot"!
by Ana Ng
Mon May 16, 2011 11:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: LIFE BE ROUGH YO
Replies: 17
Views: 1617

Re: LIFE BE ROUGH YO

Has anyone seen Douchebag lately?

I love that guy.
by Ana Ng
Mon May 16, 2011 11:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ucan't....
Replies: 30
Views: 2213

Re: Ucan't....

Thanks. Again. To everyone who contributed in here as well. I srsly appreciate it.


I have about as much knowledge of New England as AP does of boudoir photography.
by Ana Ng
Mon May 16, 2011 5:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ucan't....
Replies: 30
Views: 2213

Re: Ucan't....

I have a feeling it's gonna take a while before I can get the 12 yr. old to make his way down there though. He's watched one too many of those "The Haunting" programs on TLC, or whatever. Better drag his ass down there the first day then. Otherwise he'll live in fear of what might be down...
by Ana Ng
Mon May 16, 2011 4:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ucan't....
Replies: 30
Views: 2213

Re: Ucan't....

Sirfindafold wrote:I don't give two shits.
The "submit" button begs to differ, friendo.
by Ana Ng
Mon May 16, 2011 3:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ucan't....
Replies: 30
Views: 2213

Re: Ucan't....

Basements are good places to go in the summer to escape the heat. That is useful information if you don't have air conditioning. If not, then they're good places for man caves and washing machines. Since you're there on Navy business, I'm assuming Dover is somewhere near Portsmouth? Get used to Nor...
by Ana Ng
Mon May 16, 2011 2:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ucan't....
Replies: 30
Views: 2213

Re: Ucan't....

We have oil (heat)... Nothing to be alarmed about. My wife's parents have a summer place at Lake Ossipie... we pass through Dover on the way up when we visit. Right off 16. We may be headed up there next weekend as a matter of fact. Btw -- I can't imagine not having a basement. Where do you store y...
by Ana Ng
Mon May 16, 2011 2:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ucan't....
Replies: 30
Views: 2213

Re: Ucan't....

Ya, the reason we're going there is because there was nothing else available at the time. Also, once there, the roommate's boat will be in dry-dock, which means NO "sea duty" for at least 18 months, which is awesome! We're not looking to spend more than a few years there, if that. And WHAT...
by Ana Ng
Mon May 16, 2011 1:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ucan't....
Replies: 30
Views: 2213

Re: Ucan't....

I don't have a choice, fucktooth. The Navy says that we HAVE to.

That's like me telling you to stop being a window licker.
by Ana Ng
Mon May 16, 2011 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ucan't....
Replies: 30
Views: 2213

Ucan't....

After 6+ weeks of unreturned e-mails/phone calls and sifting through hundreds of rental ads of homes that refuse to accept pets, I FINALLY was able to secure a home in New England. New Hampshire, to be exact. Of course, I have a picture portfolio of the property....and it LOOKS really nice to ME?! H...
by Ana Ng
Thu May 12, 2011 2:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Woman loses election because she didn't vote for herself
Replies: 13
Views: 419

Re: Woman loses election because she didn't vote for herself

That's right people, 2nd place.

Ain't that a kick in the butt-bugs?
by Ana Ng
Thu May 12, 2011 12:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What were you REALLY listening to...
Replies: 83
Views: 3818

Re: What were you REALLY listening to...

Mikey wrote:Fragile
Must be Italian.
by Ana Ng
Thu May 12, 2011 12:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Woman loses election because she didn't vote for herself
Replies: 13
Views: 419

Re: Woman loses election because she didn't vote for herself

One time, in the 4th grade, I brought my cockateil "Bosco" to summer school for "pet day". He was SO friggin' awesome! He could tweet the theme to "Popeye", and say his name, and if he liked you....he'd speak "gibberish" to you when you stuck your face up to h...
by Ana Ng
Wed May 11, 2011 11:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What were you REALLY listening to...
Replies: 83
Views: 3818

Re: What were you REALLY listening to...

I bought ALOT of cassette tapes during the high school years. I still have them in my garage, somewhere. :blush Some of my favorites were: Depeche Mode OMD The Fixx The Ramones Oingo Boingo The Smiths The Cult 10,000 Maniacs The Cure Public Image Limited Berlin New Order R.E.M. Siouxie and the Bansh...
by Ana Ng
Tue May 10, 2011 8:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who's dome are you in?
Replies: 143
Views: 8296

Re: Who's dome are you in?

Trev's a lady.
by Ana Ng
Mon May 09, 2011 7:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wolf shirt appreciation thread
Replies: 13
Views: 1083

Re: Wolf shirt appreciation thread

Ha. He's SO in your dome.
by Ana Ng
Mon May 09, 2011 6:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wolf shirt appreciation thread
Replies: 13
Views: 1083

Re: Wolf shirt appreciation thread

This is my favorite thread so far this year.

Am I the only one waiting for a picture of Diego in a "Team Jacob" baby-doll tee to make an appearance?
by Ana Ng
Mon May 09, 2011 6:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I lost it at a bank today
Replies: 37
Views: 2281

Re: I lost it at a bank today

Whell played.


Oh, and ewww?
by Ana Ng
Sun May 08, 2011 7:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I lost it at a bank today
Replies: 37
Views: 2281

Re: I lost it at a bank today

I was totally expecting this thread to be about virginity and a sperm bank.
by Ana Ng
Fri May 06, 2011 11:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who's dome are you in?
Replies: 143
Views: 8296

Re: Who's dome are you in?

You've managed to drop "bitch" and "cunt" on me within two posts. How friggin' cool is that, man? I get it. I think we ALL do. Good for you. Wait, aren't you the nig-nog, or am I thinking of someone else? You didn't seem at all frightened by the tiny dog in the picture above, so ...
by Ana Ng
Fri May 06, 2011 10:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who's dome are you in?
Replies: 143
Views: 8296

Re: Who's dome are you in?

http://locker.stucknut.com/files/angiee/angbekboobs1.jpg Maybe that little fluff ball dog will mount them hills up, tit fuck her a time or two, and they she can go all beast and shit let the the little mutt fuck her in the mouth..and then post pictures of that shit...cunt likes posting pictures, ma...
by Ana Ng
Fri May 06, 2011 5:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who's dome are you in?
Replies: 143
Views: 8296

Re: Who's dome are you in?

I've been stuck high atop the pencil neck of Wags from the day someone referred to me as "Ang".

It smells like piss soaked cedar chips and rotted vegetables in here, but at least there's a little rusted wheel to run on.
by Ana Ng
Fri May 06, 2011 6:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joni Mitchell
Replies: 12
Views: 530

Re: Joni Mitchell

All I need is a paradise and some luck.

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by Ana Ng
Fri May 06, 2011 3:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!
Replies: 406
Views: 28279

Re: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!

Sweetie, your best thinking got your saggy teats posted all over the interwebs. Oh, OK. You're super creepy. You DO realize that, right? Evidently enough to frighten his lesbian daughter off men for good. You can only imagine her horrified embarrassment whenever she brought her softball teammates h...
by Ana Ng
Fri May 06, 2011 3:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!
Replies: 406
Views: 28279

Re: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!

Anyone who thinks they didn't facilitate this needs their head examined. Right - they've known about Osama burning his trash for years and just now decided to give him up and face worldwide utter humiliation. Pakistani's have no pride, that's what your saying? maybe French Canadians would do that. ...
by Ana Ng
Fri May 06, 2011 3:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!
Replies: 406
Views: 28279

Re: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!

War Wagon wrote:Sweetie, your best thinking got your saggy teats posted all over the interwebs.
Oh, OK.

You're super creepy. You DO realize that, right?
by Ana Ng
Fri May 06, 2011 2:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!
Replies: 406
Views: 28279

Re: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!

See, I think they knew this was coming.


(and no, I'm not even gonna comment about how you don't know what it's like to see someone coming)
by Ana Ng
Fri May 06, 2011 2:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!
Replies: 406
Views: 28279

Re: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!

You kinda wonder if there was some sort of "deal" in place with the Pakistani gov. to just look the other way on this. I mean, it seems obvious that those furballs were holding this card for sometime now.

If I were Israel, I'd be scared.
by Ana Ng
Thu May 05, 2011 11:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Board stigmas
Replies: 66
Views: 3234

Re: Board stigmas

AP - at least you're not him
RJ - married Ruffian
KC (the city) - IKYABWAI
by Ana Ng
Tue May 03, 2011 5:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's embarassing confession time.
Replies: 68
Views: 2065

Re: It's embarassing confession time.

Screw_Michigan wrote:an array of balck dudes.
This phrase is hilarious.
by Ana Ng
Mon May 02, 2011 7:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!
Replies: 406
Views: 28279

Re: OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!

OBL's furniture made R-Jack's couch look like something out of the Ethan Allen showroom.
by Ana Ng
Mon May 02, 2011 3:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's embarassing confession time.
Replies: 68
Views: 2065

Re: It's embarassing confession time.

Goob's words are like a whirlpool and it never ends.
by Ana Ng
Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's embarassing confession time.
Replies: 68
Views: 2065

Re: It's embarassing confession time.

I will agree with Mgo here. I don't appreciate someone as smooth as me rubbing up against me.

I'm not a big fan of super soft hands, either. I guess I kinda like my blue collar guys....or at least a dude that can fix something that isn't a PC.
by Ana Ng
Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's embarassing confession time.
Replies: 68
Views: 2065

Re: It's embarassing confession time.

It turns me on to act like a kitty cat. Huh. I nailed some skank I picked up a bar one night and she meowed through the whole thing. So, you mean... like that? Ya. Wull, like....I purr and rub up against things too. Been known to bat at things if they dangle in front of me as well. The thing is, I ...