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by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:Got caught up with a jerk
Same here. Got a towel I can borrow?
Here ya go big guy.

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by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

cinda-fuckin'-rella What? Would that be considered the 9/11 of message board blasts over at SN or sumthin? "I bet you masterbate! Ha!" Brutal stuff, there. That wasn't meant as a "blast"? I came over here just to check you guys out? Got caught up with a jerk or two on my way in....
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

Dude with 12k+ posts HAS to be the authority on SOMETHING around here, eh? Ohhh, I was the authority on all things cool looong before I spammed posted my way past the 12K mark. It all began at birth, actually. I wasn't "delivered" in a traditional manner -- rather, I JUMPED out of the wom...
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

Oh, and while your down there.......yeah, that's it. I've already filled up 22 Fleischmann's packets. Fat drunk and yeasty is no way to go through life. I think my snorkel has been clogged with leavening agents from your thighs. Yes, yes, add "diseased" to the list of things that I could ...
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

I doubt I'll be posting boobie pics here anytime soon, so if it pleases you to believe that I am, in fact, a fucking slob....so be it. I can live with it. You've had 34 years to get use to the fact. Yeah, and I can see now that even telling you my age might've been a bit much for you to handle, huh...
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

I'm gonna give this a D+ effort I am the arbiter of what is and isn't cool around here. Well, I'll be a ham salad! Dude with 12k+ posts HAS to be the authority on SOMETHING around here, eh? (mind you, I was figuring it woulda been something more along the lines of "coat checker") I doubt ...
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

Bizzarofelice wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote: I see a "belly roll" quip in here somewhere, but I just can't.....I just can't post it.
Get your gunt off the keyboard and that should make things easier.
Yeah, I'm huuuuge.

I'm gonna give this a D+ effort, and I'll let you "eat me" for extra credit?

How does that sound?
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: OK, a legendarily fat fucking pig.
Its a damn shame that T1b would let you represent the bully role today.
I see a "belly roll" quip in here somewhere, but I just can't.....I just can't post it.
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

Goober McTuber wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: You wife is a fat fucking pig.
Legendary.
OK, a legendarily fat fucking pig.
I laffed.....but prolly shouldn't have.

Hey look, licorice!
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

I just think this is Rumps way of getting his thread into "quadruple digits".

(no pun intended)
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

Goober McTuber wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
Jacktown Smack wrote:They're real and they're spectacular...so I've gathered.
My wife still has BODE
If BODE = 180 lbs of extra fat, yeah you’re right.
Ummmm, quick question.....

You didn't see that coming?
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

War Wagon wrote: You do realize that you just made Ken's shit list, right?
Much like his Body Mass Index, I'm sure he's "over it".
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

Dinsdale wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:If I wanna do that, Ill call my mom.

Uhm....she's a little busy at the moment.
Hahaha! Yeah, she's DOES do alot of charity work.

Nice.
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

tell us about you. Are you old enough that your uterus has fallen out? Nahhh, not quite. I'm 34? I don't "feel " old? Hey, who's boobs were those in the "shout box? And no, no "gaunlet" has been thrown. That's just a MAN'S way of trying to get women to argue with eachother....
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

timmay wrote:you would pwn the women on this site
I could always use more "girl"friends.

I'll roll out the cans of corn and salt blocks, and see what I can come up with.
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

dot dot dot ryan wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Is this the Jim Rome smack we've been told about?
Who is Jim Rome? Does he post here?
I'm gonna g'head and seperate myself from this now. Hahaha.

You two guys can have at this one.

Where are the other gals around this site?
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

dot dot dot ryan wrote:Whoa-Man

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Please don't post after me dots.

I'm cleaning out my closet.
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:that is where you might be a better man than I.
You might want to think about using plurals here.
..........or adding a "wo" to it?
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

Oh, btw....where's the pic wytchery at?

I don't see it on my map? (then again, I spilled hot sauce on about 5/8 of it)
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

Awesome! Thanks for the clear and somewhat concise response.

(I KNEW it couldn't have been in reference to Kitty Carlisle, cause that bitch could BRING IT!)

Good to know.
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

Can someone please explain "KC" to me?

I'm assuming it's not Kansas City....or Kitty Carlisle?
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jim Rome "Light" =Stuck Nut?
Replies: 46
Views: 3698

Dog wrote: You should be thankful we're there to serve as a filter.
Maybe we need to work on a better system?

(seems a few have slipped through the ass cracks)
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: tv
Replies: 22
Views: 1648

ElvisMonster wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:.........once you dust yourself off, we gots some joustin' to do.
I don't know what that means but hopefully it involves a bag of ice and an ace bandage.
Ummm, cause there's little joustin' thingys on the blow up matress? I figured we could get down?!

Did you land on your head?
by Ana Ng
Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: tv
Replies: 22
Views: 1648

ElvisMonster wrote:
Louis Cyphre wrote:It's "Snootchie, Bootchies!"
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Here ya go EM, but don't go gettin' too comforable.........once you dust yourself off, we gots some joustin' to do.

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by Ana Ng
Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: tv
Replies: 22
Views: 1648

military channel history channel anything about ww2, was into the invasion of france bigtime for a while. getting more into the ww2 naval battle stuff. baseball soon, march madness now I got caught up in watching a program about the "Freemasons" last night on THC/A & E. Good stuff, bu...
by Ana Ng
Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: tv
Replies: 22
Views: 1648

ElvisMonster wrote:Mall Rats was on last night.
Hell hath no fury, like a woman scorned for Sega.
by Ana Ng
Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jim Rome "Light" =Stuck Nut?
Replies: 46
Views: 3698

AP's not gonna be happy that I ruined his thread, is he?

Sonofafuck! Sorry.
by Ana Ng
Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jim Rome "Light" =Stuck Nut?
Replies: 46
Views: 3698

To be honest, I don't listen to the show as often as I used to back in the day (back when the NHL was apparently worth more to Romey than just a punchline). I come to the boards for the laughs, the stories, and of course....the smack. (okay, so every once and a while I check out the nudie pics too.....
by Ana Ng
Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: tv
Replies: 22
Views: 1648

What, deal or no deal wasn't on? I saw Deal or No Deal last week when I was in the states. Spent the first 8 minutes wondering what the hell a piss poor SNL parody was doing appearing on Prime Time tv. Spent another 12 seconds staring at #21's teets. Spent 2 seconds flipping the remote off. I can't...
by Ana Ng
Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

But I do find that some folks enjoy the feeling of the "warm flakey" whilst being fisted. You talk weird. As I removed the giblets from my frozen turkey I kept sticking my hand up their further and further. I drew face on the front to look at as I started pumping my fist in there. I drew ...
by Ana Ng
Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

I'm wearing my "toaster strudel" wrist bands. Why on your wrist? I would understand placing a toaster strudel in your asscrack and letting the filling lube your thighs as you walk. I would understand inhaling the sauce packet into your lungs so your snot tastes better when coughed back up...
by Ana Ng
Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

Atomic Punk wrote: Fear poptart.
'Tis cool. I'm wearing my "toaster strudel" wrist bands.

Thanks, btw.

If this thread promises to die when I stop posting, I'll gladly sacrafice myself for the cause. (sayin')
by Ana Ng
Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

Mister Bushice wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote: Please tell me I didn't somehow sign up for some sort of, "retard cult"?
Well, it is now.
I can go at anytime.

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by Ana Ng
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

Fuck me with a lawnmower! I should've read the first 3 pages of this thread before I posted here?

I, I, I..........I had no idea?!! I saw some familiar folk, figured I'd touch down here.

Please tell me I didn't somehow sign up for some sort of, "retard cult"?
by Ana Ng
Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

timmay wrote:jesus fucken christ

what an embarrassment. even though I had nothing to do with this. I'm shamed.

horrible
I agree. This is why I was looking for an exit into the adult swimming pool.

Here's my hand......lead the way!
by Ana Ng
Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

You could "tard the shit" outta the "Special Olympics" Ryan, what's your point?
by Ana Ng
Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

I'm in a loss.
by Ana Ng
Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

RadioFan wrote:If you're an actual female, they might, but if you're a guy, they definitely would.
Soooo, you're saying there's a chance....???

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by Ana Ng
Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

Yeah, yeah, yeah........but do these guys "put out"?

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by Ana Ng
Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 20188

And I don't have a wife, because I'm a female. You'll have to excuse Bushice. He's never been verrah quick on the uptake. Ok, you're up to 6 whole posts now. You put up a good front. Let's see how you look in the morning. Stick around. A sincere woman could do wonders for this place. Trev and ang a...