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by Ana Ng
Wed May 30, 2007 12:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, snacth hats!
Replies: 25
Views: 1704

ElvisMonster wrote:Actually, she's pretty much verah deece. Big fan.
I thought you retired?

Fuggin' unreal?

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by Ana Ng
Tue May 29, 2007 7:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, snacth hats!
Replies: 25
Views: 1704

Dinsdale wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:I just don't see where you're going with this?

Wanna fuck?
I thought you'd NEVER ask.
by Ana Ng
Tue May 29, 2007 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, snacth hats!
Replies: 25
Views: 1704

Dinsdale wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:Jolt Cola

Jolt is sooooo 80's.
I still have a duffel bag full of cassette tapes in my Jeep, occasionally drink "Tab", and watch Voltron and Transformers re-runs.

I just don't see where you're going with this?
by Ana Ng
Tue May 29, 2007 5:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, snacth hats!
Replies: 25
Views: 1704

She's a chick who posts on a message board. She's bound to get a "Wanna fuck?"and a "You suck, go away" or ten, just based on her gender alone. I agree, and no worries. I almost feel bad for this abortion of a thread, but fuck it? I would've liked to have commissioned "Velo...
by Ana Ng
Mon May 28, 2007 8:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, snacth hats!
Replies: 25
Views: 1704

Hey, snacth hats!

I was too lazy to rummage around and see if Raspberry Beret and his cronie(s) actually began their tour of the states, administering random "beat downs" as promised? And yeah, I figured it was a joke....but that's the last thing I remember reading before I left here last. Well, that and th...
by Ana Ng
Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I want your skull
Replies: 6
Views: 245

Again with the pointless pic. Let me try... http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/557076/2/istockphoto_557076_deer_skull.jpg Oops, that relate to the thread title. Let me try again... http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/5/7/7/6/11326775.jpg Crap, that might make sense. Last attempt... h...
by Ana Ng
Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!
Replies: 20
Views: 1402

stuckinia wrote:What percentage of your random horseshit pictures bear any relevance to the discussion at hand or make any point whatsoever? 1%? 0.0001%?
32.33......repeating, of course.
by Ana Ng
Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!
Replies: 20
Views: 1402

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by Ana Ng
Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!
Replies: 20
Views: 1402

I think you misread my post. I was bringing up a new point entirely. Yeah, I was afraid of that. Well, not really "afraid", but more like....."how can I completely avoid the question without seeming like I'm avoiding it, as to just encourage these mutants to keep inquiring". I w...
by Ana Ng
Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!
Replies: 20
Views: 1402

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Let's cut to the chase. When do you plan on showing your tits?
I think you misread my post.

Given, it WAS a cheap play on words....but still.

Okay, yeah....it sucked.
by Ana Ng
Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did people and dinosaurs live together?
Replies: 31
Views: 1406

Re: Did people and dinosaurs live together?

SaladTosser wrote:Did people and dinosaurs live together?

"You think I pull this cart around for shits and giggles"?!!

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by Ana Ng
Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!
Replies: 20
Views: 1402

Re: Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!

SaladTosser wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Her: Yeah baby, I'm about to come AGAIN!
Ya, idiot. Like chicks can cum more than once. :meds:
I can come HERE more than once?

(more often than not, I feel "unfulfilled" afterwards)
by Ana Ng
Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:24 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SEASON OVER
Replies: 15
Views: 2860

moon wrote:
Cross Traffic wrote:Missed the playoffs, and the Kings stole your most overrated prospect to boot! ;)
Fixed it for you.
Not much to work with these last few games.

Save that take for next season, and then we'll rock-n-roll. ;)
by Ana Ng
Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:08 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SEASON OVER
Replies: 15
Views: 2860

Canes: 1 Kings: 0 Not having to live in L.A. .......... worth it! FTFY. (Born in LA, lived there til I was 10, lost all desire to go back after the Rodney King riots. NEXT!) Bwahaha! Which part? (I was born in Pacoima) Debinitly wouldn't recommend raising children anywhere north of the 101. Staples...
by Ana Ng
Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:45 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SEASON OVER
Replies: 15
Views: 2860

AcidQueen wrote: Canes: 1
Kings: 0
Not having to live in N.C. .......... worth it! Props to you though, AQ.

I'm not expecting to have a winning team until well into the team's 50th anniversary.

Assholes need to make a run at JS Giguere.
by Ana Ng
Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!
Replies: 20
Views: 1402

Re: Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!

So I'm sitting at our table with about 5-6 people, and next to some chick I've never met before. We're talking sarcastically and shit to each other and running some playful smack and whatsuch...... Did you get to have sex with her in a "very uncomfortable" place? It's ok. You can say &quo...
by Ana Ng
Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROME
Replies: 11
Views: 779

I really feel like he and Verenus were the main stars since they had a connection to every other character in the series. That was actually the basis of the show when they created it. "A saga of two ordinary Roman soldiers who unwittingly become entwined in the historical events of Ancient Rom...
by Ana Ng
Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: let me make something perfectly clear...
Replies: 51
Views: 4081

Funny that none of these guys bleed...is it all internal injuries? are you a fucking idiot? they aren't even dead, except for the last guy who fucked with my woman so he had to pay. Guess it's a good thing you're "traveling" the entire COUNTRY then, eh? You might wanna roll up on a few ci...
by Ana Ng
Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: At what age did you stop getting carded ..... ?
Replies: 24
Views: 1778

Rack.

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by Ana Ng
Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Of the 5 boards I check, I stop here last.
Replies: 14
Views: 794

Mister Bushice wrote:
SaladTosser wrote: I'm more a part of the problem than the solution.
Nailed it.
"wicked haaahd".

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by Ana Ng
Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: At what age did you stop getting carded ..... ?
Replies: 24
Views: 1778

The last time I bought anything that was "card worthy", was last October when I visited my mom in Cali. I went in to an AM/PM to get her a pack of cigarettes, and the chick made me go back to my car and dig out my drivers license. I'm not stupid enough to think that I look younger than 18,...
by Ana Ng
Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:21 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Great playoff race in the East
Replies: 46
Views: 3919

Kopitar has been AMAZING considering what he's had to work with this season. Poor kid. The best part about being a fan of the LAK is that, come crunch time......I'm never stressed. Just sitting back, wading in loss after loss, knowing that the one TRUE thing I have going into the playoff is, a stres...
by Ana Ng
Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just die already, you fat cunts.....
Replies: 85
Views: 3901

Re: Just die already, you fat cunts.....

velocet wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:I guess I can understand your reasoning? What self respecting wench WOULD hang out here?

Awesome.


One who will show us her tits.
Yeah, I think THAT bizzo is making her way around SN now.

Unwar chicken fried chicklets and Dale Earnhardt Jr. night shirts.
by Ana Ng
Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:19 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Penns questions
Replies: 21
Views: 996

I would like to see this forum a little more active but we've got a good group here...no trouble-makers. (Knocking on the proverbial wood) No doubt. I said the same about our forum over there, until that dingle-slap showed up. You have a good thing going here. Real insightful. BTW, Jack Johnson's m...
by Ana Ng
Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:03 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Penns questions
Replies: 21
Views: 996

Holy hell, it was a two year bump, eh? Didn't notice that :lol: I just figured it was from Oct. 2006 . Don't you HATE when that happens? Bwahaha! We have some fuckstick "Sabresfan" over in the SN hockey forum that's been diggin' up 1+ year old threads like there's no tomorrow. I'd invite ...
by Ana Ng
Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just die already, you fat cunts.....
Replies: 85
Views: 3901

Re: Just die already, you fat cunts.....

If so, can I drop you my number and have you leave this on my voicemail? I don't call random dudes from the internet. Sorry, bro... Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I forgot that I'm a fucking DUDE?! Christ. You fools really HAVE been burned before, eh? Hahaha. I guess I can understand your reasoning? What ...
by Ana Ng
Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I am thinking of changing careers. Tollbooth Collector=$$$!
Replies: 43
Views: 1500

Might have something to do with all the emissions they're exposed to on a daily basis? (no one ever accused me of even being able to SPELL the word "genius")

It's a nice paycheck, even IF your life expectancy is only up to about 45?

Well, okay...not really.
by Ana Ng
Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just die already, you fat cunts.....
Replies: 85
Views: 3901

Re: Just die already, you fat cunts.....

You know you’re going to give up. I know you’re going to give up. Just get the fuck out of here and stop wasting everyone’s time. Wouldn’t you rather be sitting on your couch, stuffing your gaping pie-hole with tasty treats? Can’t you smell the chocolate? The doughnuts? The popcorn and candy? Get t...
by Ana Ng
Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just die already, you fat cunts.....
Replies: 85
Views: 3901

I used to go to a gym near Raydah James' digs in LaJolla off the I-5. It was Bally's I think that's near that fucking shrine the Mormons constructed nearby. Hahaha! The "palace" with the gold cherub on the steeple? Talk about "excess", eh? I used to play hockey over at UTC. They...
by Ana Ng
Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just die already, you fat cunts.....
Replies: 85
Views: 3901

I see your point ucant. I'm just trying to figure out what's more obnoxious -- fat, greasy slob having no business in a workout facility, or whiney, uptight workout guy . Both of you can dunk your heads in a vat of acid as far as I'm concerned. "Whiny workout guy" is debinitly a problem. ...
by Ana Ng
Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:42 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Fedoruk get's knocked the fugg out!
Replies: 7
Views: 1203

Bwahahaha! I just now noticed, my kid's play fighting banter from the other room was in sync with the very last clip of the "punch". "Spoooosh"!

Nice.
by Ana Ng
Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:19 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Fedoruk get's knocked the fugg out!
Replies: 7
Views: 1203

Fedoruk get's knocked the fugg out!

So, I'm watching the NYR v. Flyers game tonight, and 21 seconds in....BOOYAH! Orr Levels Fedoruk. Anyhow, I'm sure there'll be a much better recording of this within the next couple of hours, but I was Tivo'ing the game.....so I figured I'd digicam the punch off of my killer 21 inch, 9 year old, bed...
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Avatar size on this board
Replies: 53
Views: 2506

Thank god the females here don't show their tits. That should aleve any urge I have to strap a hockey stick to my areolas and and say "cheese". So if other bitches were flashing this board, it would motivate you to do the same? Nice self-esteem you have there. How many dicks have you suck...
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Avatar size on this board
Replies: 53
Views: 2506

Damn, hostile?? That's what we do here, lad. Yeah, I was kinda sorta kidding just then. You may be the ugliest bitch there is..... Dad? And Mr Dickens, please be sure to let me know if or when I do in fact piss you off. I'd feel like a complete jerk if I missed it. Thank god the females here don't ...
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Avatar size on this board
Replies: 53
Views: 2506

Someone disabled my emoticons. I know when to take a hint. .....about "taking a hint"...fuck all of that noise. Why bother "hinting"? Post here or don't, you ignorant termagant. Go slap dogshit onto your dentures and smile for the camera, for all I give a fallow fuck. Damn, host...
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Avatar size on this board
Replies: 53
Views: 2506

Besides, who doesn't want to see my tits?? FTFY, for you to gain credibility here. Tryin' to help your cause and all. Good. Somehow "gaining credibility here" seems parallel to "having the aids and having all the "HIV positive" folks point and laugh". BTW, my avatar do...
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Avatar size on this board
Replies: 53
Views: 2506

Rack Dinsdale's Avatard smack! If you need a posting crutch like an avatar, please shoot yourself in the balls and spare the world your lisping limpwristed offspring. Thanks in advance. <---- Shooting self in balls. I like looking at the pictures. I have a short attention span. (especially when it ...
by Ana Ng
Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Respected" posters who you have NEVER found funny
Replies: 58
Views: 4879

KC Scott wrote:Q: How do you get IndyFubu off your porch

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Put odor eaters in his "Lugz"?
by Ana Ng
Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Respected" posters who you have NEVER found funny
Replies: 58
Views: 4879

Cinder?
Isn't she a pig??



"not to be taken literally dahling, it refers to any manufacturer of pork products".
by Ana Ng
Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Respected" posters who you have NEVER found funny
Replies: 58
Views: 4879

Is IndyGunClown hot? You can make that call yourself - do you remember the last time you ordered a pizza? Try to visualize the scrawny looking pizza dork showing up at your place dressed in FUBU gear. That should about cover the only mental image you need. Aiight. Well, maybe I won't subscribe just...

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