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by Ingse Bodil
Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why would Bush even acknowledge Kwanzaa?
Replies: 108
Views: 6739

Invictus wrote:Tell us how you stuffed that pig's shit stocking!
omg!

(and no, i don't want to hear that story, i want to hear din's --
and sam's -- rebuttal to invictus' post!)
by Ingse Bodil
Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Make me an admin
Replies: 54
Views: 4351

Blitzen wrote:
Doug near DC wrote: don't piss me off.

What are you going to do, rummage through my trash?
because lord knows only you are allowed to finger your sister/girlfriend.
by Ingse Bodil
Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jews kill Christmas in Seattle.
Replies: 88
Views: 4242

rich jews aren't the same as real jews, though, right? Congratulations, you've just hit the end of the internet. Go home and don't come back, ever. except its true, isn't it. or maybe it is. just as islam can be crapped on as the 'religion of peace' with a snicker......... can't judaism also be cra...
by Ingse Bodil
Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why would Bush even acknowledge Kwanzaa?
Replies: 108
Views: 6739

I'm Black. I am American. Negro Colored Afro-Amercian African-American Why the fuck do you care what I call myself? im white. i am american caucasian blanco-grecian mediterrerian-polish polish-american-sheep fucker see how stupid you sound? see how stupid who sounds, bobby or sam? Bobby42 actually ...
by Ingse Bodil
Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why would Bush even acknowledge Kwanzaa?
Replies: 108
Views: 6739

And, that scares the shit outta the Hitler Youth yeah, me racists and company are so skeered of you that we offer you viagra advice whenever possible. get a grip limpdick and go back to c % p drudgereport stories. Is your problem with Bobby: or with the fact he could be fucking your mom, too, if he...
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2496

ElvisMonster wrote:Oh, and I work with guys named Jigga and Casual.
There's an obscure '20 dollar sack pyramid' reset in there, somewhere.
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2496

I was walking around the building today and one of our station is Hip Hop. There was this skinny fucking white guy standing outside of their studio with a white on white Yankees ballcap with no bend in the brim and one of those whispy I-can-almost-grow-a-mustache mustaches talking on his cellphone....
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Make me an admin
Replies: 54
Views: 4351

Doug near DC wrote:I think I should be an admin. I have worked around trash for over 15 years.
oh dear. Image
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2496

I don't remember where its at but IB called out this poster for that avatard, and he posted some midrange smak, then sent her a "lets be fliends" PM. of course she posted it. and dude looked really lame and it was pretty bwahahahaha. Yeah, I know. Only bitches and punks post PMs. I think ...
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2496

who knows if that is the "real" Dr. Detroit that posted on Stucknut ?? hell---I remember when we had our first "fake Gino" on Smack Chat #1--- the original cybeclones were taken back that ANYONE would want to post as anyone else !! such simpler/kinder times !! Especially given t...
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2496

memory refresher: http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8326/ffgr6.gif booty.. booty... booty...booty...rocking ever'where (shut up, I know the lyrics are bubba sparxx... but damn. she's a stallion. clap, girl! clap!) yes, i do remember this avatar. Milk in Da D turned out to be some classless wig.ger...
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2496

Link? I'd like to peruse this board. (Mississippi Neck, wanna join me?
or do you already post there?)
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Caption (BB) (G)danger(G)
Replies: 39
Views: 3690

bitch, please. it wasn't even funny.
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2496

the board doesn't need tards. it needs contributors.

are the jolson/mammy wannabes african-american, or
non-african american?
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2496

doesn't matter anyway. it was in relation to ... him ... . for whatever reason,
-- either gOd, g0d, or gAtes -- i am proscribed from typing ... his ... name,
in these parts. oh well.

have a happy holiday, man.
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Caption (BB) (G)danger(G)
Replies: 39
Views: 3690

PSUFAN wrote:Those HAVE to be the cleanest holes she's got. huuuuunnngh? must be unusually pleased.
I know you, of all people, did not just attempt to drop 'clean hole' smack.
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's that time of year again....
Replies: 3
Views: 670

damn. people didn't even bothering giving you the glass dick. :?
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: he proceeded to do what teenage boys will do
Replies: 18
Views: 1823

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:Rack Bace!
Right back atcha, sweetass.
That was TWIS. ubb code fuck up.
But maybe he'll like your asspat, sugartits.
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: he proceeded to do what teenage boys will do
Replies: 18
Views: 1823

STFU, you don't know jack shit about how a 15 yo boys mind works. The same way as a 15 year old girl's. Ask your daughter. If you're that close.... which very, very few fathers are, so you get a pass. Ask your wife, instead. This kid problay fucked everything in that house that fit around his cock ...
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Caption (BB) (G)danger(G)
Replies: 39
Views: 3690

what's the purpose of doing this to Cinder? It's a fucking smackboard you ridiculous slunt. She doesn't post here. Is SaladTosser banned at Trolltrain, however, and that's why he starts his posts about her here instead of there? :? (cuz there was also the one about her work situation as well, last ...
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Caption (BB) (G)danger(G)
Replies: 39
Views: 3690

Troll Train Who looks stupid now, cunt? Goddamn, you have no concept of what it's like to actually think before opening your Dorito cruncher. Fuck, you're an idiot. Whatever. You didn't link to the trolltrain thread originally, and the photos you used don't link back to troll train, either -- eithe...
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: he proceeded to do what teenage boys will do
Replies: 18
Views: 1823

The kid needs to be beaten (so to speak). Those weren't his photos. He had no business and no right to gack all over something which did not belong to him. If he's stealing photos and treating them which that much contempt, what else is he stealing? It's not about the masturbation, it's about the de...
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This just in...foreigners are dumb.
Replies: 15
Views: 1558

Money well spent. Hopefully the little pepperbelly has been sterilized. Frankly, I think everyone should be spayed or neutered. But that's not my call. Let's start with you. I have no children. It takes a special person to be a parent, and not just a breeder. There aren't enough special people in t...
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2496

Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:

well, not really Timmay, cuz I've given up on trying to post my response to him. I've been receiving an error message Forbidden You don't have permission to access /board/posting.php on this server. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle th...
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Caption (BB) (G)danger(G)
Replies: 39
Views: 3690

Fuck yourself, JCT. Again, what's the purpose of doing this to Cinder? Mvscal, again, we don't know why those photos were taken. If somebody hurt her, they would be police evidence right? :? If it's just.. I don't know.. then I don't know, but she has the right to post whatever photos she wants... j...
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This just in...foreigners are dumb.
Replies: 15
Views: 1558

mvscal wrote:Money well spent. Hopefully the little pepperbelly has been sterilized.
Frankly, I think everyone should be spayed or neutered. But that's not my call.
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The perils of being a stripper
Replies: 26
Views: 2244

You are one miserable cunt. Alcohol abuse doesn't make me happy. Massive, irresponsible alcohol intake is not cool, and will never be cool. It is not to be encouraged. It is not to be coddled among the underage set. That kid's a moron, and he's lucky all he ended up with was a lot of puke, instead ...
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Caption (BB) (G)danger(G)
Replies: 39
Views: 3690

You're a jackass, mvscal. Cinder didn't post this shit here, SaladTosser did. We don't know the circumstances of why Cinder posted these photos, we don't know where Cinder posted them -- or even if she did post them, considering the number of people around here who think it's their civic duty to sca...
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This just in...foreigners are dumb.
Replies: 15
Views: 1558

mvscal wrote:They probably just wanted to see what would happen. I'm pretty curious myself. Besides it's only a Mexican.
Who's paying for that trip to the ER? I guess that would be you, since it's your state.
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pick my girlfriend's Christmas present this year
Replies: 123
Views: 7285

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
OCmike wrote:Photographic memory/spreadsheet.
Only a fucking retard would use a spreadsheet to track reams of data.
on the contrary, it keeps things straight because memory is bound to fail.
unless you're a skald or griot, which none of us here are. that i'm aware of.
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pick my girlfriend's Christmas present this year
Replies: 123
Views: 7285

Re: Pick my girlfriend's Christmas present this year

pron wrote:
The Viper wrote:She is a fitness buff.
We'll need to see a pic. To help you out, you understand. :o
I don't usually agree with Pron, but I'll make an exception for this one.
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This just in...foreigners are dumb.
Replies: 15
Views: 1558

I'll bet she didn't even speak Spanish that well, either, and wouldn't have been able to read any signs in Spanish if they had been posted. HOWEVER, the bigger question is, how busy was LAX that the handlers allowed a child to be placed in one of those buckets in the first place, let alone going all...
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Caption (BB) (G)danger(G)
Replies: 39
Views: 3690

A.C. Crut wrote:You can't fix stupid.
Especially over the internet. What in god's name is the purpose in posting this in the first place? what is gained.. especially in posting it like this?

SaladTosser is in the wrong.
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Caption (BB) (G)danger(G)
Replies: 39
Views: 3690

Damnit, what happened? Blondie, get well soon, if you're still recoverning. And ^ this ^post is why Jsc810 is the only capital-M Man who has shown up on this thread. The rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You won't be, but you should be. I hope Blondie gets well soon, as well. Whatever ha...
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever had a colonoscopy?
Replies: 132
Views: 10389

Jsc810 wrote:Sorry dude.

And just think, you have a garden hose all the way up the ass to look forward to.

Image
That's just wrong.
by Ingse Bodil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The perils of being a stripper
Replies: 26
Views: 2244

That's what I would have told the kid, man. That kid is too young to have as severe an alcohol problem as he has. And he had to get drunk to fuck (a stripper) in the first place. That's just lame. I mean, truly, that is lame. You don't get it...as usual. on the contrary, I do get it. i take it you'...
by Ingse Bodil
Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever had a colonoscopy?
Replies: 132
Views: 10389

If I didn't know better (and I don't), I'd say you were trying to chicken out. Are you chickening out, mvscal?
by Ingse Bodil
Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever had a colonoscopy?
Replies: 132
Views: 10389

If I said I wanted bacon, would you accomodate that too?
by Ingse Bodil
Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Python:
Replies: 20
Views: 2060

Well, there was the possibility you're an actor like Rog, or JTR (jsc needs to take more roles ;) ) .. so there was the slight possibility you were making a statement with the photo above. Maybe. I pull up the site: http://www.israelitenation.com/aboutus.html The I.N.W.W.M believes that the children...
by Ingse Bodil
Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Python:
Replies: 20
Views: 2060

I don't need a fucking troll to tell you to your face that I wish you were dead. You and whoever this is in reference to... To those who prayed, thank you. They helped her Homegoing painlessly instead of on a ventilator. Just fuck off. So tell me to my 'face', Python. Do it. I want to see your face...