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Young man opted to permanently ink a colorful ---> growling dog <--- onto his neck.

His favorite dish?

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Racist!!!

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One-handed.

Ever since I found Pornhub.

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...that you are suxx and gaxx.

Fuck YOU.

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and raise you these dumbfucks: https://www.ekathimerini.com/news/1235511/five-police-officers-suspended-following-femicide-outside-police-station/ A released phone call disclosed police refusal to escort the woman home before her murder. “Lady, police cars are not taxis,” the officer stated before s...

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He was a bigger name than Jess the Rookie, so there's that.

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Joe Flaherty, dead at 82.

Dumbass!

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I bet he's willing to show his ID.

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And fuck all you "kc2dicks," losers. That story still fascinates the
shit out of me 10 years later. So many unanswered questions about
that freak also.

We're not surprised, you cock-gazing cum gargler.

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Biden's shadow is dead on.

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Corpses and sheets.

Lou Gossett, Jr., dead at 87.

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:11 am What an arrogant, smug asshole you are.

You've described the American left wing. Bravo.

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President Bidet to speak on bridge collapse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4H8zpJUyDw Biden says government will pay for the 'entire cost' of bridge repairs "The federal government will pay for the entire cost of that bridge," Biden says, but adds that it would require members of congr...

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Gotta agree with mstool on this one.

Pilots onboard can't do shit during power/engine failures.

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No bungee jumping until further notice.

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Ahhh, the nineties...

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Only to collect your winnings.

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M. Emmet Walsh, dead at 88.

Carson · Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24 I'd rather hear Banjo-vi.

I'd rather hear Banjo-vi.

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Wasn't this a South Park episode?

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I have no fucking idea what screwy is fantasizing about.

I could claim I'm in his dome, but nobody wants to swim laps in gargled cum.

...except maybe Flamo in Seattle.

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In other news: global life expectancy increases by two years.

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David Attenborough on Line 1...

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Release the bloggers!

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You have to have a functional brain to enjoy crossword puzzles.

Stick to hyperventilating over board humor.

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You're a menstrual cramp.

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A face for radio?

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Birmingham?

Do us a favor...

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Wait until both parties nominate replacement candidates from the convention floor.

Conspiracy nuts will have a field day.

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Agree on the use of sound, Dolby is the new Sensesurround.

Taylor-Joy fatigue? ur ghey.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2024 5:28 pm red light therapy?

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I thought Irie gazed at cocks, not hens.

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Ho Li Shit

Katie Britt is a VP candidate?

She's not even halfway through her first term, but then again, Obama...

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Agree.

They'll turn on the red lights again and do a sequel to his version of Triumph of The Will.

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I looked Sirhan up.

Fucker is still alive.

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The state of the nation would improve, too.

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Screw_Estrogen just had a seizure.

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I'd like to see a breakdown of which college degrees have the majority of delinquent loans.

Also, how much of that debt was spent on new cars and luxurious apartments instead of tuition, books, and dorms.

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Nothing quite so entertaining as a dude with a mouth full of Zelenskyy going full Marcus Allen on the relative cost of meaningless space missions. :bode: They weren't meaningless. Have you ever downed a space stick with Tang? We did get pocket calculators, so there's that. I preferred chocolate spa...

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