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by Carson
Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 194
Views: 4334

Re: Racism & election interference

Sudden Sam wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:11 am What an arrogant, smug asshole you are.
You've described the American left wing. Bravo.
by Carson
Tue Mar 26, 2024 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 546330

Re: Doom

President Bidet to speak on bridge collapse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4H8zpJUyDw Biden says government will pay for the 'entire cost' of bridge repairs "The federal government will pay for the entire cost of that bridge," Biden says, but adds that it would require members of congr...
by Carson
Tue Mar 26, 2024 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 546330

Re: Doom

Gotta agree with mstool on this one.

Pilots onboard can't do shit during power/engine failures.
by Carson
Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 546330

Re: Doom

No bungee jumping until further notice.
by Carson
Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you remember…
Replies: 3
Views: 101

Re: Do you remember…

Ahhh, the nineties...
by Carson
Mon Mar 25, 2024 5:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Insane Lottery games $$$
Replies: 14
Views: 343

Re: Insane Lottery games $$$

Only to collect your winnings.
by Carson
Thu Mar 21, 2024 7:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Skinjobs Get Their Revenge
Replies: 2
Views: 129

The Skinjobs Get Their Revenge

M. Emmet Walsh, dead at 88.
by Carson
Tue Mar 19, 2024 5:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
Replies: 24
Views: 732

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24

I'd rather hear Banjo-vi.
by Carson
Mon Mar 18, 2024 1:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So That's a Big Fat "NO" for A.I.
Replies: 1
Views: 129

Re: So That's a Big Fat "NO" for A.I.

Wasn't this a South Park episode?
by Carson
Sat Mar 16, 2024 3:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
Replies: 24
Views: 732

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24

I have no fucking idea what screwy is fantasizing about.

I could claim I'm in his dome, but nobody wants to swim laps in gargled cum.

...except maybe Flamo in Seattle.
by Carson
Fri Mar 15, 2024 6:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 546330

Re: Doom

In other news: global life expectancy increases by two years.
by Carson
Fri Mar 15, 2024 11:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Super Bloom
Replies: 28
Views: 642

Re: Super Bloom

David Attenborough on Line 1...
by Carson
Thu Mar 14, 2024 7:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Walter Hudson for President
Replies: 1
Views: 112

Re: Walter Hudson for President

Release the bloggers!
by Carson
Thu Mar 14, 2024 5:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face
Replies: 12
Views: 324

Re: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face

You have to have a functional brain to enjoy crossword puzzles.

Stick to hyperventilating over board humor.
by Carson
Thu Mar 14, 2024 2:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face
Replies: 12
Views: 324

Re: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face

You're a menstrual cramp.
by Carson
Wed Mar 13, 2024 4:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face
Replies: 12
Views: 324

Re: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face

A face for radio?
by Carson
Tue Mar 12, 2024 4:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Something light and breezy this morn
Replies: 5
Views: 163

Re: Something light and breezy this morn

Birmingham?

Do us a favor...
by Carson
Tue Mar 12, 2024 5:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 194
Views: 4334

Re: Racism & election interference

Wait until both parties nominate replacement candidates from the convention floor.

Conspiracy nuts will have a field day.
by Carson
Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Movie Review: Dune, Part Deux
Replies: 1
Views: 104

Re: Movie Review: Dune, Part Deux

Agree on the use of sound, Dolby is the new Sensesurround.

Taylor-Joy fatigue? ur ghey.
by Carson
Sun Mar 10, 2024 5:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 467

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 5:28 pm red light therapy?
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by Carson
Sun Mar 10, 2024 5:18 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Irie's Chicken Sammich
Replies: 6
Views: 146

Re: Irie's Chicken Sammich

I thought Irie gazed at cocks, not hens.
by Carson
Fri Mar 08, 2024 5:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 54
Views: 1022

Re: State of the Union

Ho Li Shit

Katie Britt is a VP candidate?

She's not even halfway through her first term, but then again, Obama...
by Carson
Thu Mar 07, 2024 5:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 54
Views: 1022

Re: State of the Union

Agree.

They'll turn on the red lights again and do a sequel to his version of Triumph of The Will.

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by Carson
Thu Mar 07, 2024 11:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wanna see how fucked up NY liberals are?
Replies: 29
Views: 1840

Re: Wanna see how fucked up NY liberals are?

I looked Sirhan up.

Fucker is still alive. :shock:
by Carson
Tue Mar 05, 2024 3:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Most Stressed States in America
Replies: 13
Views: 278

Re: Most Stressed States in America

The state of the nation would improve, too.
by Carson
Mon Mar 04, 2024 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 546330

Re: Doom

Screw_Estrogen just had a seizure.
by Carson
Sat Mar 02, 2024 11:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4565
Views: 655875

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

I'd like to see a breakdown of which college degrees have the majority of delinquent loans.

Also, how much of that debt was spent on new cars and luxurious apartments instead of tuition, books, and dorms.
by Carson
Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 38
Views: 1015

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

Nothing quite so entertaining as a dude with a mouth full of Zelenskyy going full Marcus Allen on the relative cost of meaningless space missions. :bode: They weren't meaningless. Have you ever downed a space stick with Tang? We did get pocket calculators, so there's that. I preferred chocolate spa...
by Carson
Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America's Happiest Cities
Replies: 17
Views: 421

Re: America's Happiest Cities

Don't forget Seman, down from Slapout.
by Carson
Wed Feb 28, 2024 8:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When the Dems gave a shit about America
Replies: 24
Views: 588

Re: When the Dems gave a shit about America

It's the UNDOCUMENTED immigrants that should be stopped, you menstruating moron.
by Carson
Tue Feb 27, 2024 5:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anti-Muslim ?
Replies: 24
Views: 531

Re: Anti-Muslim ?

Dude, that photo of your cat has Atomic Panties potential.
by Carson
Sun Feb 25, 2024 7:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign
Replies: 41
Views: 1660

Re: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign

StrawMan bringing the good ol' SCIII smack.
by Carson
Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America’s Healthiest Cities
Replies: 34
Views: 866

Re: America’s Healthiest Cities

Diego in Seattle wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 6:57 pm
Carson wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 1:28 pm Dead druggies don't shit on the sidewalk.

What's your point?
There's that Alabama educational system for you....
It must really hurt for you to think.
by Carson
Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 546330

Re: Doom

What happened, Mikey?

Ditto quoting Shill in Houston?

Are you losing cognitive thinking in your old age?
by Carson
Sat Feb 24, 2024 5:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Left/Right Arguments
Replies: 27
Views: 616

Re: Left/Right Arguments

Get a room.
by Carson
Fri Feb 23, 2024 2:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 546330

Re: Doom

Claiming is not doing.
by Carson
Fri Feb 23, 2024 1:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 546330

Re: Doom

OK, Kierland.
by Carson
Fri Feb 23, 2024 1:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America’s Healthiest Cities
Replies: 34
Views: 866

Re: America’s Healthiest Cities

Dead druggies don't shit on the sidewalk.

What's your point?
by Carson
Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America’s Healthiest Cities
Replies: 34
Views: 866

Re: America’s Healthiest Cities

I’m just wondering how San Francisco can be at the top of the list when their streets and sidewalks are covered with human feces and homeless drug addicts pee on tourists. https://i.imgur.com/OjaPiMo.png https://wallethub.com/edu/healthiest-cities/31072 Hmm, that 53 rating for fitness, maybe people...