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by Carson
Fri Sep 20, 2024 4:43 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Infamous CFB Quotes
Replies: 2
Views: 27

Re: Infamous CFB Quotes

"At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money, and we don't have any."
– Erik Russell / Georgia Southern
Erk, not Erik.

His full name was Erskine.

A four-sport letterman at Auburn.
by Carson
Fri Sep 20, 2024 1:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 50-50 club a lonely place
Replies: 4
Views: 81

Re: 50-50 club a lonely place

Too bad he's a compulsive gambler.
by Carson
Fri Sep 20, 2024 10:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4682
Views: 1175144

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

NOTUS.org?

Really???

Did you Google "17 year old girl" to find that?
by Carson
Fri Sep 20, 2024 9:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Angela in OKC
Replies: 5
Views: 139

Re: RIP Angela in OKC

by Carson
Fri Sep 20, 2024 4:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: headed to D.C. tomorrow
Replies: 23
Views: 374

Re: headed to D.C. tomorrow

Smackie Chan wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:55 pm I'd hit you up for a troll stop but I don't want to.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Carson
Thu Sep 19, 2024 2:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 597
Views: 1061453

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Dem Joozs be bombing Lebanon right now.
by Carson
Thu Sep 19, 2024 7:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Forecaster that predicted every election since ‘84 says
Replies: 141
Views: 6782

Re: Forecaster that predicted every election since ‘84 says

Kamala picked a letter that was already on the board.

Try again, Pinkerton.
by Carson
Thu Sep 19, 2024 4:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You're Only Dead
Replies: 5
Views: 153

Re: You're Only Dead

There's a New Corpse in Town.
by Carson
Tue Sep 17, 2024 5:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Game thread.
Replies: 107
Views: 2023

Re: Game thread.

I thought libertarians were do-it-youselfers.
by Carson
Mon Sep 16, 2024 5:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Game thread.
Replies: 107
Views: 2023

Re: Game thread.

You and mtool have decided to post about college football in the smack forum, so... Fuck Texas and Sot Sarkisian. The stench of Saban's piss will always mark him as a bammer. Fuck Arch Manning. He's been hyped from the day he fell out of his mother's gash. Fuck YOU for drunk-posting in the wrong thr...
by Carson
Sun Sep 15, 2024 4:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Game thread.
Replies: 107
Views: 2023

Re: Game thread.

Uhh, pay attention, and nobody cares.
by Carson
Fri Sep 13, 2024 6:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4682
Views: 1175144

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Cindergash says hi.
by Carson
Thu Sep 12, 2024 5:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Main Clown
Replies: 36
Views: 1534

Re: The Main Clown

Mikey wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2024 5:09 pm
Carson wrote: Sat Sep 23, 2023 12:41 pm Pot, meet kettle.
Props, for admitting that you never posted anything worth half a shit. Most here lack your immense integrity.
It took you a year to come up with that, you hippy burnout?
by Carson
Wed Sep 11, 2024 5:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Week 2
Replies: 24
Views: 641

Re: Week 2

Two amazing stats:

Before that game, Auburn had never lost on the date of September 7.

Auburn is the only SEC team to beat feCal.
by Carson
Wed Sep 11, 2024 1:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Game thread.
Replies: 107
Views: 2023

Re: Game thread.

Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2024 12:14 pm And how does Harris not get off one "you're a convicted rapist" blast? She had multiple opportunities and didn't take advantage. Disappointing.
Because that would be another lie, dumbfuck.
by Carson
Wed Sep 11, 2024 6:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Storm Incoming!
Replies: 60
Views: 1278

Re: Storm Incoming!

The hospital staff owes him a shitload of baked goods.
by Carson
Tue Sep 10, 2024 4:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Force is no longer with him
Replies: 20
Views: 502

Re: The Force is no longer with him

This...is DOA.
by Carson
Sun Sep 08, 2024 3:41 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Bears Go Down on Aubie
Replies: 10
Views: 6297

Re: Bears Go Down on Aubie

At least we're not Notre Dame. :oops: :oops: :oops:
by Carson
Sat Sep 07, 2024 5:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Week 2
Replies: 24
Views: 641

Re: Week 2

FiatLux wrote: Sat Sep 07, 2024 5:30 pmCal has 3 starting O Linemen out and down to a 3rd string center. Not to mention both starting WR's are out with injuries and our starting All-American RB may be out as well.
You're too chickenshit to acknowledge who feCal is playing, AND you're making excuses.

Too pathetic.
by Carson
Fri Sep 06, 2024 5:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hunter Biden's Pardon
Replies: 25
Views: 586

Re: Hunter Biden's Pardon

He heard some big dudes wanted to smoke his crack.
by Carson
Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:54 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Bears Go Down on Aubie
Replies: 10
Views: 6297

Re: Bears Go Down on Aubie

FeCal comes to Auburn tomorrow.

It's going to be... too funny.
by Carson
Tue Sep 03, 2024 5:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Week 1
Replies: 27
Views: 836

Re: Week 1

Bon appetit, semenhole.
by Carson
Mon Sep 02, 2024 6:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I owe my Trump-supporting friends an apology
Replies: 58
Views: 1480

Re: I owe my Trump-supporting friends an apology

"Orange man bad" would have saved a lot of time and bandwidth.
by Carson
Sun Sep 01, 2024 5:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Week 1
Replies: 27
Views: 836

Re: Week 1

Sudden Sam wrote: Sat Aug 31, 2024 9:21 pm a mediocre Florida.
That is kind.

Four bad coaches and a fucked up NIL group have pretty much destroyed FL football.
by Carson
Sun Sep 01, 2024 5:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Week 1
Replies: 27
Views: 836

Re: Week 1

feCal transfer Sam Jackson V already scoring points for Auburn.

Looking forward to next week's beatdown of the perennial board bitch's butt boys.
by Carson
Sat Aug 31, 2024 5:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Blind copy
Replies: 6
Views: 365

Re: Blind copy

Bcc = Attorney file
by Carson
Thu Aug 29, 2024 2:45 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: So Now That BTPCFB Players Are Openly Being Paid...
Replies: 4
Views: 744

Re: So Now That BTPCFB Players Are Openly Being Paid...

Auburn went to cal last year.

What does that have to do with paying players?
by Carson
Mon Aug 26, 2024 6:50 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: So Now That BTPCFB Players Are Openly Being Paid...
Replies: 4
Views: 744

Re: So Now That BTPCFB Players Are Openly Being Paid...

A paid trip to Dublin, and FSU shits the bed.

What will this do to their payroll?
by Carson
Sun Aug 25, 2024 5:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Democratic National Convention
Replies: 126
Views: 4289

Re: Democratic National Convention

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2024 1:46 am Rack Noah.
Andy Kaufman level of trolling.
by Carson
Sat Aug 24, 2024 4:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RFK, Jr. endorses Trump
Replies: 81
Views: 2668

Re: RFK, Jr. endorses Trump

Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2024 10:33 pm You all, save Roux, are pathetic, piss dribbling sacks of shit.
Be sure to save that one for the day after the election, you moronic meltdown machine.
by Carson
Fri Aug 23, 2024 8:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Democratic National Convention
Replies: 126
Views: 4289

Re: Democratic National Convention

bungle clone wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2024 3:15 am anyone expecting VP Harris to flub her address to the nation and voters had their hopes dashed. She delivered it well and can'tt be faulted.
Teleprompters and ear buds are amazing devices.
by Carson
Thu Aug 22, 2024 4:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kennedys
Replies: 44
Views: 1899

Re: Kennedys

A Kennedy endorsing a Republican will never not be funny.
by Carson
Wed Aug 21, 2024 12:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Phil Donahue died
Replies: 20
Views: 902

Re: Phil Donahue died

You were a stain on your mother's mattress back then.

Couldn't find the clip of Phil hanging Rush Limbaugh on abortion?
by Carson
Wed Aug 21, 2024 11:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Phil Donahue died
Replies: 20
Views: 902

Re: Phil Donahue died

Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Aug 21, 2024 3:58 am "Is The Coroner There?"
A+
by Carson
Wed Aug 21, 2024 8:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Democratic National Convention
Replies: 126
Views: 4289

Re: Democratic National Convention

Yay Hollywood!!!

I always vote with movie stars because they know politics and always make good life decisions.

Sin,
Suck_Dickagain
by Carson
Tue Aug 20, 2024 2:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3535
Views: 950101

Re: Doom

DeNiro and Clooney are soooooo young.
by Carson
Tue Aug 20, 2024 5:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Democratic National Convention
Replies: 126
Views: 4289

Re: Democratic National Convention

His own people made him stay up past his bedtime.

Elderly abuse.

So, when do the misguided students ERRRRRRR Palestinian protestors get to speak?
by Carson
Sun Aug 18, 2024 5:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Cackles hagiography continues...
Replies: 115
Views: 4871

Re: The Cackles hagiography continues...

BBC weighs in: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gqr48zld2o Long-doubted by Democrats, Kamala Harris faces her biggest political moment Courtney Subramanian BBC News, in Chicago After failing in a short-lived presidential bid in 2019, she began her vice-presidency on a shaky footing, beset by stum...
by Carson
Sun Aug 18, 2024 4:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How the Nord Stream pipelines were taken out
Replies: 28
Views: 1365

Re: How the Nord Stream pipelines were taken out

They had some local help:

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by Carson
Sun Aug 18, 2024 4:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you support open borders?
Replies: 65
Views: 2998

Re: Do you support open borders?

Not in Alabama, they start working at the chicken processing plants.

Besides, the prisons are already overcrowded.