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by Carson
Tue Apr 23, 2024 3:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
Replies: 6
Views: 83

Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…

Cranks?

-Irie Gazos
by Carson
Tue Apr 23, 2024 5:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A brilliant student of history
Replies: 9
Views: 200

Re: A brilliant student of history

#unclebosie
they never found the body because there used to be a lot of cannibals, for real, in that part of New Guinea.
by Carson
Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A brilliant student of history
Replies: 9
Views: 200

Re: A brilliant student of history

FiatLux wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 3:58 pm
Carson wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:52 am Haha now do it with anything Biden says.


I'll play.


Biden: I'm not a fat pig about to go to jail and don't need to pay porn stars to sleep with me.


Ok. Do it with Trump.
You didn't catch what Mikey did.

No surprise.
by Carson
Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A brilliant student of history
Replies: 9
Views: 200

Re: A brilliant student of history

Mikey wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 2:02 pm
Carson wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:52 am Haha now do it with anything Biden says.
Why don’t you? :meds: :meds: :meds:
I'm waiting for the MSM to do it.

Oh wait.
by Carson
Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A brilliant student of history
Replies: 9
Views: 200

Re: A brilliant student of history

Haha now do it with anything Biden says.
by Carson
Sun Apr 21, 2024 3:59 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Indy Bowl projected matchup: TCU vs Cal
Replies: 2
Views: 133

Re: Indy Bowl projected matchup: TCU vs Cal

Rack mtool for finding the gif of not only preacher man Fred Rogers flipping the bird, but also teaching it to little kids. Transfer Portal gonna destroy those rankings three, maybe four times before the season is over. Auburn beat feCal at home last year, then took their starting QB from the portal...
by Carson
Sun Apr 21, 2024 3:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Replies: 20
Views: 469

Re: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

I'm sure our resident SJW Suck_Dickagain has already ordered tickets online for him and his pink-haired bedmate.
by Carson
Fri Apr 19, 2024 6:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 631
Views: 250430

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Better get Joe away from the kids.
by Carson
Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: neck tattoo
Replies: 21
Views: 648

Re: neck tattoo

Young man opted to permanently ink a colorful ---> growling dog <--- onto his neck.
His favorite dish?
by Carson
Thu Apr 11, 2024 3:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Orenthal--tits up
Replies: 2
Views: 107

Re: Orenthal--tits up

Racist!!!
by Carson
Wed Apr 10, 2024 11:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 324

Re: How do you hold your phone?

One-handed.

Ever since I found Pornhub. :mrgreen:
by Carson
Sun Apr 07, 2024 7:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You Should All Remember
Replies: 5
Views: 228

You Should All Remember

...that you are suxx and gaxx.

Fuck YOU.
by Carson
Thu Apr 04, 2024 6:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I See Your Juiced Up Badge Monkeys...
Replies: 1
Views: 142

I See Your Juiced Up Badge Monkeys...

and raise you these dumbfucks: https://www.ekathimerini.com/news/1235511/five-police-officers-suspended-following-femicide-outside-police-station/ A released phone call disclosed police refusal to escort the woman home before her murder. “Lady, police cars are not taxis,” the officer stated before s...
by Carson
Wed Apr 03, 2024 2:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Count Floyd Got Staked
Replies: 5
Views: 168

Re: Count Floyd Got Staked

He was a bigger name than Jess the Rookie, so there's that.
by Carson
Wed Apr 03, 2024 5:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Count Floyd Got Staked
Replies: 5
Views: 168

Count Floyd Got Staked

Joe Flaherty, dead at 82.

Dumbass!
by Carson
Sat Mar 30, 2024 6:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Voting Fraud?
Replies: 26
Views: 743

Re: No Voting Fraud?

I bet he's willing to show his ID.
by Carson
Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-30-24
Replies: 12
Views: 403

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-30-24

And fuck all you "kc2dicks," losers. That story still fascinates the
shit out of me 10 years later. So many unanswered questions about
that freak also.
We're not surprised, you cock-gazing cum gargler.
by Carson
Fri Mar 29, 2024 5:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 631
Views: 250430

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Biden's shadow is dead on.
by Carson
Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only Two Things Come Off of Deathbeds...
Replies: 6
Views: 226

Only Two Things Come Off of Deathbeds...

Corpses and sheets.

Lou Gossett, Jr., dead at 87.
by Carson
Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 5706

Re: Racism & election interference

Sudden Sam wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:11 am What an arrogant, smug asshole you are.
You've described the American left wing. Bravo.
by Carson
Tue Mar 26, 2024 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 685510

Re: Doom

President Bidet to speak on bridge collapse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4H8zpJUyDw Biden says government will pay for the 'entire cost' of bridge repairs "The federal government will pay for the entire cost of that bridge," Biden says, but adds that it would require members of congr...
by Carson
Tue Mar 26, 2024 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 685510

Re: Doom

Gotta agree with mstool on this one.

Pilots onboard can't do shit during power/engine failures.
by Carson
Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 685510

Re: Doom

No bungee jumping until further notice.
by Carson
Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you remember…
Replies: 3
Views: 125

Re: Do you remember…

Ahhh, the nineties...
by Carson
Mon Mar 25, 2024 5:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Insane Lottery games $$$
Replies: 14
Views: 423

Re: Insane Lottery games $$$

Only to collect your winnings.
by Carson
Thu Mar 21, 2024 7:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Skinjobs Get Their Revenge
Replies: 2
Views: 159

The Skinjobs Get Their Revenge

M. Emmet Walsh, dead at 88.
by Carson
Tue Mar 19, 2024 5:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
Replies: 24
Views: 912

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24

I'd rather hear Banjo-vi.
by Carson
Mon Mar 18, 2024 1:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So That's a Big Fat "NO" for A.I.
Replies: 1
Views: 155

Re: So That's a Big Fat "NO" for A.I.

Wasn't this a South Park episode?
by Carson
Sat Mar 16, 2024 3:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
Replies: 24
Views: 912

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24

I have no fucking idea what screwy is fantasizing about.

I could claim I'm in his dome, but nobody wants to swim laps in gargled cum.

...except maybe Flamo in Seattle.
by Carson
Fri Mar 15, 2024 6:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 685510

Re: Doom

In other news: global life expectancy increases by two years.
by Carson
Fri Mar 15, 2024 11:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Super Bloom
Replies: 28
Views: 683

Re: Super Bloom

David Attenborough on Line 1...
by Carson
Thu Mar 14, 2024 7:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Walter Hudson for President
Replies: 1
Views: 120

Re: Walter Hudson for President

Release the bloggers!
by Carson
Thu Mar 14, 2024 5:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face
Replies: 12
Views: 353

Re: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face

You have to have a functional brain to enjoy crossword puzzles.

Stick to hyperventilating over board humor.
by Carson
Thu Mar 14, 2024 2:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face
Replies: 12
Views: 353

Re: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face

You're a menstrual cramp.
by Carson
Wed Mar 13, 2024 4:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face
Replies: 12
Views: 353

Re: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face

A face for radio?
by Carson
Tue Mar 12, 2024 4:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Something light and breezy this morn
Replies: 5
Views: 180

Re: Something light and breezy this morn

Birmingham?

Do us a favor...
by Carson
Tue Mar 12, 2024 5:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 5706

Re: Racism & election interference

Wait until both parties nominate replacement candidates from the convention floor.

Conspiracy nuts will have a field day.
by Carson
Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Movie Review: Dune, Part Deux
Replies: 1
Views: 114

Re: Movie Review: Dune, Part Deux

Agree on the use of sound, Dolby is the new Sensesurround.

Taylor-Joy fatigue? ur ghey.
by Carson
Sun Mar 10, 2024 5:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 513

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 5:28 pm red light therapy?
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