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Carson

I miss when this board wasn't spammed by your shitty takes.

Carson

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 11:03 pm 1. The flu shots have proven over time to be safe.

The 1976 swine flu vaccine says hello.

Carson

kcdave wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:03 am
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 9:07 pm Death Or Consequences would have worked better.
I disagree. The board can decide which is best.

Diego wins because his is funny and the joke is in the thread title.

Board members have to open another one of your shitty posts in order to find your lame-ass, unfunny Death Pool announcement.

Carson

Putin spent some money on this one.

Sending a message louder than usual.

Carson

Donald Trump didn't kill himself.

Carson

White people problems:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/georgia-murd ... ne-bodycam

Sorry, dear, you can't use the private jet to go see your boyfriend in The Bahamas.

edit: Should this be in the WWLSD thread?

Carson

Queerland is Travis King???

Who knew?

Carson

My wife and I had no problem getting tickets to the top the day we went.

In August.

Carson · Re: Weekend Roll Call 8-12-23 I got temporarily banned for less than that.

I got temporarily banned for less than that.

Carson

mvscal wrote: ↑Fri Aug 11, 2023 12:09 am
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Aug 10, 2023 6:23 am "College" farceball is an absolute joke, and an absolute disgrace.

Shame on you brainless, soulless individuals who lap it up.
My balls. Suck them.

Wait for your turn.

Carson

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sat Aug 05, 2023 12:36 pm
Carson wrote: ↑Sat Aug 05, 2023 4:46 am Bullshit, you're on welfare.
Thanks for weighing in, Roman Polanski.

You're welcome, you ignorant dumbfuck.

Go back to watching You Got Mail for the 500th time.

Carson

Or, since you’re a simpleton, search “Biden bank transactions China”. What's your point? One of my bank accounts is a Chinese Bank on Clement Street in The City. I bank with them because they make me more money than any Bank in the US. I guess that makes me a traitor... Because I like making money ...

Carson

How was the Sabot going to do it???

Carson

Freeze just flipped a 5 star WR from the Sabot. Flipped a 5 star from Jawgia earlier this week.

Guess I'll hold my nose for a couple of years just to watch the cringing turd finally start a downward plunge.

Carson

The Greeks don't want no stiffs.

Carson

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:12 pm Start spreading the news

That's a Sinatra song.

Stick to Air France, you ignorant dumbfuck.

Carson

Donnie just fired up his backhoe to dig up the ground roasted pig. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.6usvQcBDuIBg6zAPJzCXfAAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=0c5c61446317e72219f7b5f21ca03a762e468f11cc9de9bdc73496947a17c5b6&ipo=images Happ...

Carson

mvscal wrote: ↑Wed Jun 28, 2023 3:39 pm a bunch of Starvin Marvins in shithole African villages.

Ethiopian jokes are not funny, per the board better-than-you gang.

Carson

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 7:39 pm Got word that he’s fine.

Update?

Carson

Cocaine is a powerful drug.

Carson

Good news: banging sounds indicate at least one of them is still alive.

Bad news: at least one of them has shit in that tin can by now.

Carson

They are trying to reach the flat ocean bottom.

Carson

What did fatsak call it?

Carson

It was an Ethiopian joke from the 80s during the famine.

I first saw it in National Lampoon. Remember, back when humor was around?

Carson

Today's libs..intolerance abounds.

Carson

Lighten up, Francis.

Carson

What do you call Ethiopians in a hot tub?

Soup

Carson

I miss Ethiopian jokes.

Carson

For years I had Cormac McCarthy in my DP picks.

But not this year.

Carson

Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Sat Jun 10, 2023 6:02 pm Found dead in his cell at 81.

Diffused

Carson

Shrieking faggots are not peaceful.

Carson

I ripped a juicy kierland in Westminster Abbey yesterday.

Right next to Stephen Hawking.

Carson

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Jun 09, 2023 5:32 pm
Kierland wrote: ↑Fri Jun 09, 2023 1:27 pm “Nazis beat up pro trans people in California while cops look on. Cops then detain the victims of the attack.”
Is this the incident from Glendale, CA?

I laffed.

Carson

Perception of attorneys has remained consistent for many years. You guys probably kill a few less people, but pillaging bank accounts is devastating as well. Everyone hates lawyers until they need one. Nobody ever needs a journalist, though. You morons are just piss pucks in the urinal of life. got...

Carson · Re: Weekend Roll Call 6-3-23 You call that beer?

You call that beer?

Carson

Rollin' on The Gurney

Carson

He'll be like Gus, maybe win The Conference one time.

Now that bama, UGA, and the Gayturds are all spending crazy money, I don't see Aubie having much to smile about.

Carson

Judging from this PET, pretty damn good.

Carson

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2023 6:40 pm
Go Coogs' wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2023 6:37 pm Belgium beer is incredible.
I will defer to you on that because I have never had actual beer in Belgium.

YHKYOA again, dumbfuck.

Carson

Bloke got carried away with crop circles.

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